If The Tsa Were Real

CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Would you join?</div> So anyways. If the TSA were real (remember the military recruiters at your school) would you join?
I mean they would probably have, a cool website, scholarship money for college lol etc.

Cool TV commericals ==> Cool footage of decked out Frontiersman in Jet packs and HMGS zipping around.
Then it would say.
You could earn up to 50,000 Credits for your college education! Come talk with your local recruiter today!
Trans System Authority, Standiing on the edge of the unknown, Defending Humanity and what ever would threaten it, or however it goes.

People at your old high school would have TSA Frontiersman recruiters handing out free pens and key chains, telling nice storys about their first phase gate jump etc.

So anyways,would you join?
I mean has anyone here ever survied an entire game with out dying once? Or getting bit down to 48 hp which is = to getting a leg or arm bitten off? Even in non pub servers.

I dunno. The TSA sounds like they they have the same problem as the StarShip Troopers Mobile Infantry.

They are designed to fight against humans. Not swarms of fast moving aliens. Same goes for the marines in ALIENS.
Making them somewhat "expendable". Perhaps a little to expendable for me. "When one dies another phases in from the orbiting troop ship to take his place."

They must have huge numbers of combat casualties that they try to keep out of site lol.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <b>In short:</b> No.

    <b>At length:</b> Why on earth would i be convinced to go and kill people. All the armed forces are just hired thugs. People employed to go kill on order. To quote Bill Hicks "If we ever need you to go bomb the **** out of a nation of little brown people, we'll call on you". If, in England, they create some sort of mandatory millitary service i'm going to parade myself around in hotpants with a handlebar 'tasche and see if they'll take me on then.

    In conclusion, no matter how cool it sounds, being a hired killer is +NOT+ cool. Guns are +NOT+ cool. Murdering people because some beurocrat tells you to is +NOT COOL+.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Jun 17 2003, 08:25 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Jun 17 2003, 08:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

    All the armed forces are just hired thugs. People employed to go kill on order. To quote Bill Hicks "If we ever need you to go bomb the **** out of a nation of little brown people, we'll call on you".
    In conclusion, no matter how cool it sounds, being a hired killer is +NOT+ cool. Guns are +NOT+ cool. Murdering people because some beurocrat tells you to is +NOT COOL+. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whoa buddy, let not generalise every soldier in the world just b/c they are in a nations military.

    Mons E was a soldier as are many of the people in this forum.

    If you are in an armed conflict you fight for your friends next to you when the Sh_t hits the fan not b/c you happen to believe in what ever opinion your nations leader does. The people you are engaging are also soldiers, people trying to kill you. Its them or you. The people in that tank that you engage have families as well, however they have the same goal when they see you. To kill you. They took the same risks and responsibilites as you did when you enlist.

    It sounds like you are basing your very emotional opinion based on the very recent happenings of the world.
    Let it be known that a great deal of the "hired thugs of the miltary" are fathers, mothers, nurses, doctors, your neighbor, (The navies Seabees do humanitarian aid missions for developing countries) Mechanics lawyers, priests, rabbis, other religous officals etc. I dont know of any solder, current or Ex who joined up just so they can go kill people. maybe to get $$ for college, to get work expirience, whatever, but not to simply kill people. Those people woudnt even make it past the psych tests they give you upon trying to join.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    Sorry, i'm not making a rash generalisation of the troops themselves, it's more a contempt i've harboured since a very young age for violence. I dispise it. I dispise moreso people who are paid to do it. But i +know+ they're there to follow orders and nothing else.

    Take Hitler, for example (a pretty extreme example), I'm positive that not every single Nazi soldier wanted to persecute and murder the jews, but they're not going to turn their back on their country. And moreso, their orders.

    It deeply saddens me that the world's nations feel the need to have armies. I admit they're necissary to stop threats upon themselves. But travelling across half the globe to kill innocent people, and their own troops?

    But one criticism, if the screening proceedure is so rigorous, how come every single squaddie i've ever had the misfortune to meet has been an arrogant, stuck up, prejudice pile of excrement?
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    edited June 2003
    This is off-topic guys, not the locked Discussion forum, keep iT clean, or Ill get mean! (hey, thay rhymed!)
  • TwexTwex Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4999Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->If you are in an armed conflict you fight for your friends next to you...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's much too late then. Your conscious decision happens much earlier. When you sign up, you need to make sure that the goals of the people who will command you coincide with your own. You don't lose personal responsibility for your actions just because you follow orders.

    That said, I see no logic in engaging creatures like the Kharaa in CQB. I wouldn't sign up for such a stupid operation. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    It depends... Would they give Bunnyhopping lessons?
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    "The TSA! Go to faraway places an die to a horrible alien infestation! Why sit at home and enjoy a coke in the sun when you can GO TO SPACE AND GET KILLED BY THINGS YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE LOOKING AT! The TSA: Join today, have your face eaten tomorrow!"

    <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>Disclaimer: The TSA does by no means guarantee that your face will be eaten within 24 hours of signing up. Unless rations are out.</span>
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    hell yes i would

    im a great believer in service... all thoguht i do see esuna points... it doesnt matter he is a web diesgner he is employed to make websites i would be a soldier employed to do what i do...

    and FYI: being a soldier ISNT about killing. it is about making a difference.
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--lolfighter+Jun 17 2003, 03:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jun 17 2003, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "The TSA! Go to faraway places an die to a horrible alien infestation! Why sit at home and enjoy a coke in the sun when you can GO TO SPACE AND GET KILLED BY THINGS YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE LOOKING AT! The TSA: Join today, have your face eaten tomorrow!"

    <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>Disclaimer: The TSA does by no means guarantee that your face will be eaten within 24 hours of signing up. Unless rations are out.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    and LOL
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    You wouldn't be killing other humans anyway, you'd be killing some creatures that just wiped out the crew of a ship or station. Anyway, no i wouldn't, because i'm a wimp. I'd hide behind the comm chair, or i'd be the pilot of the ships that deliver them to the stations. Yeah, pilot. Nice safe job. No space-flying Kharra. yet.
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    I wouldn't join it by a long shot. Wouldn't like the prospect of having something slightly larger than a dog moving incredibly fast at me with it's razor sharp teeth poised to strike. If the aliens were real I would join their army right away though! Being able to cling to walls, regen, and stuff.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+Jun 17 2003, 05:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Jun 17 2003, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [...]Yeah, pilot. Nice safe job.[...] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    See Starship Troopers. Give up your dream.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jay123+Jun 17 2003, 05:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jay123 @ Jun 17 2003, 05:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [...]If the aliens were real I would join their army right away though! Being able to cling to walls, regen, and stuff. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You considering plastic surgery or what?
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--lolfighter+Jun 17 2003, 03:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jun 17 2003, 03:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+Jun 17 2003, 05:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Jun 17 2003, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [...]Yeah, pilot. Nice safe job.[...] <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    See Starship Troopers. Give up your dream. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ahh, but they had aliens that could shoot plasma balls outta their ****. the Kharra's most powerful (documented i might add) form is a large rhino, not a major threat to star ships <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--lolfighter+Jun 17 2003, 10:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jun 17 2003, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Jay123+Jun 17 2003, 05:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jay123 @ Jun 17 2003, 05:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [...]If the aliens were real I would join their army right away though! Being able to cling to walls, regen, and stuff. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You considering plastic surgery or what? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe I could fool the hive into thinking I was a fade by getting some surgery, and a transmitter of some sort to put me on it's sight.
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    i would go TSA right away but.. as soon as i got a JP i would hit a ceiling and KO myself....
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+Jun 17 2003, 05:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Jun 17 2003, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ahh, but they had aliens that could shoot plasma balls outta their ****. the Kharra's most powerful (documented i might add) form is a large rhino, not a major threat to star ships <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Documented. You said it yourself.
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    edited June 2003
    I'm all for <i>defending</i> armies, which means I will join army in about year because Finlands army is only meant for defending.

    Would I join TSA if we would now live in Natural Selections world? No way. I don't have problems with bullets and human enemies but the thought of being ripped a part by Skulk or being devoured alive by an Onos? Hell no. Though if Kharaa threat would be huge enough there would be prolly an international draft.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    I think if the war with the aliens was real, it would be fought in a different way anyway. Small groups? b*llox, send in 400 troups, armed to the teeth with rocket launchers and stuff. Small tanks, those robot-buggy things with an automatic gun on top. Or just blow the stations up.
  • MausMaus Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5599Members
    Given the choice between travelling across space to get eaten by ravenous aliens or working in an office where the wort thing you have to deal with is a broken coffee machine, I'd take the latter.
  • Hida_TsuzuaHida_Tsuzua Lamarck&#39;s Heir Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 79Members, NS1 Playtester
    What are you guys talking about? The TSA is <a href='http://www.tsa.gov/public/' target='_blank'>real.</a>
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    I would only join if it were 1.02. Marine resource bug, no one really knows about the alien one yet.
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    man ok i owuld join but.. only if it were more real in the sense of i can spawn with jp/GL <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    cos the military wouldnt send you in with only 120 rounds and a knife.


    actually knowing the british army... they just may do..
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--[WoLF]+Jun 17 2003, 09:49 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WoLF] @ Jun 17 2003, 09:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> cos the military wouldnt send you in with only 120 rounds and a knife.


    actually knowing the british army... they just may do.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL.
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Hida Tsuzua+Jun 17 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hida Tsuzua @ Jun 17 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What are you guys talking about? The TSA is <a href='http://www.tsa.gov/public/' target='_blank'>real.</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The Transportation Security Administration will continuously set the standard for excellence in transportation security through its people, processes, and technologies.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Oh yeah. *travels to US and joins TSA*

    "I'm doing my part!"
  • Umbraed_MonkeyUmbraed_Monkey Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9922Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Hida Tsuzua+Jun 17 2003, 11:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hida Tsuzua @ Jun 17 2003, 11:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What are you guys talking about? The TSA is <a href='http://www.tsa.gov/public/' target='_blank'>real.</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i was soooo going to do that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->


    They kept mentioning TSA after 9/11, i had a chuckle about it almost every day
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    edited June 2003
    I wouldn't because the commanders in the TSA are retarted who sends in the military and has them actually do research on the battle field!?!? I could just see General Patton going "omg hurry up with those armor upgrades. I need to research sherman tanks before the battle of the bulge starts!
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--lolfighter+Jun 17 2003, 10:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jun 17 2003, 10:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+Jun 17 2003, 05:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Jun 17 2003, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [...]Yeah, pilot. Nice safe job.[...] <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    See Starship Troopers. Give up your dream. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL, although until the onos develops a plasma ray that shoots out of its arse hes ok, ...

    for now.
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    I'd join up, because if the NS world were a reality i think it would in fact be more like Starship troopers, colonisation of other planets = huge populace = huge army = less chance of getting stabbed in the thigh by a huge alien prong tusk mouth jaw thing.

    Plus they just sick you in a tub of goo and rebuild you anyway \o/
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    Questions Questions

    Sure id join what the hell...

    Gimme the biggest godamn gun EVAR!!

    Just as long as I don't have to face any Scorpians that hover without flapping. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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