Hovaring Board With Scorpians

xRavenxxRavenx Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7751Members
edited June 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">OMG ROFLMAO</div> I just read those today...Sorry if this is too old or too well known......But tears are coming to my eyes and i want to share my joy with everyone!
Everyone that havent read 1st stickied topic about ns 1.5 with brand new ideas and scorpians that hover without flapping read it now <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=17547&st=0' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...=5&t=17547&st=0</a> .And when you do go to this yellow dropship guys message board and read some opionions.....OMG IM CRYING AND laughing at the same time....cant stop when i look at that board <a href='http://us.geocities.yahoo.com/gb/view?member=smart_bomb546' target='_blank'>http://us.geocities.yahoo.com/gb/view?memb...r=smart_bomb546</a> JJESUS CHRIST MAKE it STOOPPP!DEAR GOD CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! ROFLMAOOO LOOOL
Ops almost forgot <a href='http://merkury.orcon.net.nz/SMART_BOMB.html' target='_blank'>http://merkury.orcon.net.nz/SMART_BOMB.html</a>
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  • RhuadinRhuadin Join Date: 2003-06-05 Member: 17023Members
    Nooo, the guestbook is full! I can't add my own sarcastic remark! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Seriously, though, I almost feel sorry for the guy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> It's one thing to mock stupidity in the same forums in which stupidity was shown, and another to take the mocking to him.

    That being said, it is ridiculously funny. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Rhuadin
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  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    Well, SmartBomb is a legend around these forums already. Pretty impressive - almost every one of the regulars has been quoting his 'brilliant' single post.

    ....well, not in a good way, of course. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • xRavenxxRavenx Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7751Members
    *wiping tears from my eyes* ahhh ok i got a good laugh for about 15 min ...now i have to sleep 23.06 <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->.Bah what i say? Sleep? Noooo.....Hovar.....hell yeah.....with scorpians....
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Looking at that guestbook, I think that guy has suffered enougth. Really. He misspelled 'hover' and all of a sudden he's an international laugthing stock.

    I seriously hope he is under 12.

    I almost literally pooped myself after reading that guestbook (seriously, i had to clench to keep it in <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )

    Here are some of the ones which induced this near-bowel-movement:

    Game name : HovarMan!
    Want to join the clan? : HOVAR!! To the rescue! I will save all scorpians that hovar without flapping!
    What you think of the site : It helped me a great deal! I can now hovar without flapping!

    Game name : HOAVR
    Want to join the clan? : HOVAR!!
    What you think of the site : HOVAR!!

    Game name : 84n44n
    Want to join the clan? : OMG LIEK YES I WNA JOIN UR PWN CLAN OMG OMG 1111!!11ONEoneoe!
    What you think of the site : OMG GOMGOMG IT ROXRZR BUT I THINK IT SHOELD LIEK HAV SCORPIANS TAHT HOVAR OVER UR SCREAN AND THEY EAT UR STARTBUTTOINOGMMGMOMG LOL ROFL OMG!!11

    (the one which just said 'die stupid newbie' again and again was just MEAN)

    Game name : omg
    Want to join the clan? : no, im too busy trying to HOVAR WIHTOUT FLAPPING
    What you think of the site : ive done better in NOTEPAD ffs

    Game name : Hovarbubba
    Want to join the clan? : Only if I get to hovar without flapping and the rest of you only uses CARSPACE!!!!!!!!111!!!1one!1
    What you think of the site : Lets be brutally honest here. No lets not, lets be nice. Its probably the worst site Ive ever seen in my entire life. And it doesnt hovar. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    (Was this you Roob?)

    Game name : Insane
    Want to join the clan? : Is hovaring without flapping involved? Because I would very much like that.
    What you think of the site : I thought it hovard without flapping man!!!111 gg rofl!!!11 lol

    Ah Smart_Bomb, little did you know on that fatal day you were condemning yourself to internet-death. From now on, anyone using the alias Smart_Bomb will be riddiculed with shouts of "HOVAR!!!" wherever they may go. We salute you for sacrificing yourself in the name of a cheap laugth <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    Man I wish I was that cool.
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    hovar into your dreamz. Without flapping of course <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    What's funny is smart_bomb is such a legend and he doesn't even know (he only post once) That's sad maybe <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Seriously this guys a movie star. He's has movies devoted to his stupidity.
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  • ObliteraterObliterater Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9652Members
    I hope someday he returns to show off a picture he made of <span style='color:red'> scorpains that hovar without flapping </span> and throw <span style='color:red'> multible types of hand gernades each with their different functions i.e. smoke, flashbang, concussion, high-explosive </span> and has a <span style='color:red'> vine attached to it that attacks when your are looken the other way and wraps itself around your whole body.</span>

    And then he can see how much of a celebrety he has become with these great quotes. (red text = quote)

    BTW I think he was the first one to say "Turrent"
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    the post that spawned all this wasn't even *that* bad. Some of it has even been implemented. (total silence for silence uprgade for instance). This guy just got the full brunt of the SI forums wrath. He is at least very creative.
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jun 18 2003, 01:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jun 18 2003, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Looking at that guestbook, I think that guy has suffered enougth. Really. He misspelled 'hover' and all of a sudden he's an international laugthing stock.

    I seriously hope he is under 12.

    I almost literally pooped myself after reading that guestbook (seriously, i had to clench to keep it in <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )

    Here are some of the ones which induced this near-bowel-movement:

    Game name : HovarMan!
    Want to join the clan? : HOVAR!! To the rescue! I will save all scorpians that hovar without flapping!
    What you think of the site : It helped me a great deal! I can now hovar without flapping!

    Game name : HOAVR
    Want to join the clan? : HOVAR!!
    What you think of the site : HOVAR!!

    Game name : 84n44n
    Want to join the clan? : OMG LIEK YES I WNA JOIN UR PWN CLAN OMG OMG 1111!!11ONEoneoe!
    What you think of the site : OMG GOMGOMG IT ROXRZR BUT I THINK IT SHOELD LIEK HAV SCORPIANS TAHT HOVAR OVER UR SCREAN AND THEY EAT UR STARTBUTTOINOGMMGMOMG LOL ROFL OMG!!11

    (the one which just said 'die stupid newbie' again and again was just MEAN)

    Game name : omg
    Want to join the clan? : no, im too busy trying to HOVAR WIHTOUT FLAPPING
    What you think of the site : ive done better in NOTEPAD ffs

    Game name : Hovarbubba
    Want to join the clan? : Only if I get to hovar without flapping and the rest of you only uses CARSPACE!!!!!!!!111!!!1one!1
    What you think of the site : Lets be brutally honest here. No lets not, lets be nice. Its probably the worst site Ive ever seen in my entire life. And it doesnt hovar. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    (Was this you Roob?)

    Game name : Insane
    Want to join the clan? : Is hovaring without flapping involved? Because I would very much like that.
    What you think of the site : I thought it hovard without flapping man!!!111 gg rofl!!!11 lol

    Ah Smart_Bomb, little did you know on that fatal day you were condemning yourself to internet-death. From now on, anyone using the alias Smart_Bomb will be riddiculed with shouts of "HOVAR!!!" wherever they may go. We salute you for sacrificing yourself in the name of a cheap laugth <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The first 2 were mine, along with the ending comment for my 3rd one, 'How do you like the site?: It hovars very well.', hehe.
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  • homerxhomerx Join Date: 2003-04-01 Member: 15094Members
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    What do you mean he invented "Turrent"? Its been around for as long as turrets have, the earliest I've seen it was in Starcraft back in 1997, and I'm sure it goes further back.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    It serves them right, that clan's main web page has pretty much EVERY SINGLE design flaw they could have put in there.

    Lol and they are a clan devoted to playing only one map.

    <a href='http://www.geocities.com/smart_bomb546/' target='_blank'>http://www.geocities.com/smart_bomb546/</a>
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Jun 18 2003, 06:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jun 18 2003, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Lol and they are a clan devoted to playing only one map.
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    <a href='http://www.smallfort.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.smallfort.com/</a>
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  • spinviperspinviper Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16151Members
    edited October 2006
    <!--quoteo(post=1571834:date=Oct 31 2006, 10:30 PM:name=milosis)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(milosis @ Oct 31 2006, 10:30 PM) [snapback]1571834[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    hovar
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    Holy thread necromancy, Batman. Please, just let this fall back into the dark recesses of the forum.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    THIS THREAD HOVARS WITHOUT FLAPPING

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  • Darkwolf1693Darkwolf1693 Join Date: 2006-10-31 Member: 58117Members
    Hasn't SmartBomb actually posted again before the forum crash in an intellectual tone saying that he was most likely drunk when he posted all of that?
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1571882:date=Nov 1 2006, 05:27 AM:name=Darkwolf1693)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darkwolf1693 @ Nov 1 2006, 05:27 AM) [snapback]1571882[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Hasn't SmartBomb actually posted again before the forum crash in an intellectual tone saying that he was most likely drunk when he posted all of that?
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    I recall him posting and saying he was surprised and amused at how famous his post has become. I don't remember him saying any more than that.
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  • TheRealQuasarTheRealQuasar Join Date: 2005-01-30 Member: 39075Members
    Oddly, I've never seen that flash before. Personally I still think that this stuff is both classic and hilarious, although I remember a general amnesty was declared at one point, to make people forget. They didn't.

    PS: anyone remember "NS needs more pissass"?
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=479234:date=Jun 18 2003, 02:59 PM:name=Sycophant)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sycophant @ Jun 18 2003, 02:59 PM) [snapback]479234[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Well, SmartBomb is a legend around these forums already. Pretty impressive - almost every one of the regulars has been quoting his 'brilliant' single post.

    ....well, not in a good way, of course. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
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    You know, I mentioned that in-game last night but not a single person out of the 20-ish people knew what I was talking about (the <BAD> server).

    Either I'm too old of a NS member or the community in the public servers is totally new.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1573331:date=Nov 4 2006, 09:06 AM:name=the_x5)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the_x5 @ Nov 4 2006, 09:06 AM) [snapback]1573331[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You know, I mentioned that in-game last night but not a single person out of the 20-ish people knew what I was talking about (the <BAD> server).

    Either I'm too old of a NS member or the community in the public servers is totally new.
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    That's pretty bad. I don't much like NS now-days, honestly.
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  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
    I'm so very sad that the original post was consumed by the void.
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Please let it die. T.T

    --Scythe--
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