Funniest Moments In Ns?

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  • Deckard1Deckard1 Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12127Members
    I remember one game where I was alien and we were pretty well locked down in noname hive on nancy (the marines had both hives well secured as well as most of the rest of the map) and they just kept sending jetpacker after jetpacker to try and take down our hive. We fought them off for a good twenty minutes with lerks and skulks until the comm suited about four guys with jetpacks/hmgs and sent them into the wide hallway leading into noname to siege. They managed to get a few turrets up and started building a siege but they were stupid enough to build right under the ceiling vent at the middle of the hallway. Me and a few other skulks rushed in from the vents and took out three of the jetpackers but then reinforcements came in and killed us. Then I rushed em again from the vents and took out almost everybody and managed to take out all the turrets and sieges with some timely help froma few other skulks. Then I decided to rush their base, which was virtually unguarded. I took out the observatory and armory before I was killed, so the comm had to send in jetpack/shotties for a while to try for our hive. After being shredded by shotguns for a while and finally finishing off the jetpackers, we suddenly realized the marines were not spawning. A few skulks had decided to rush their base again and this time they managed to kill every marine except for two. One of them made a mad dash for port engine but was killed before he got there and the other marine was some retard in heavy armor who just stood in the vent leading to port from noname untill we killed him and won <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Just a warning to marines: never, EVER get complacent <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Lord_Of_The_PingsLord_Of_The_Pings Join Date: 2003-02-27 Member: 14079Members
    <span style='color:blue'>***FUNNIEST GAME EVER??***</span>

    it was on a n00b server, I had connected mid game, and the comm was such a painful noob that he had built what I would call an obstacle course in one of the hives, there were more useless things in that room than in Kieth Richards's closet, and best of all someone mined a skulk, yes really the skulk was AFK and someone MINED it, prolly one of teh funniest games ever <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • alternatealternate Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14574Members
    This one time I started to leisurely chew away at a restower when suddenly a marine comes up to it. Knowing he'd just shoot me in the rear if I try to run I stayed keeping the restower between me and the marine. He immediatly starts emptying his clip into the restower instead of me. After he got done emptying it he switched to his pistol repeating the whole process. He still didn't hit me at all...

    After that he hesitated a moment before running and knifing towards me. I simply ran around the restower biting the whole time. Eventually I closed the distance and finished the marine as well as the res... We must have run 4 or more rounds around the restower and he tought it was as funny as I did.

    Then some days later the same happend again EXCEPT after the marine got done emtying his lmg clip into the restower he immediatly came running and knifing after me and as we're running the laps 'round the restower he whips out a pack of mines and starts dropping them behind him. Needless to say I only noticed it AFTER I blew up...

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    The map was ns_caged me being on the alien team. I ran into the duct leading from sewer vestibule to marine base. In there I find 2 fellow skulks as well as a gorge dropping some defense chambers. So us skulks start harrassing the marines, parasiting them like crazy. We soon notice they were building a turret factory as well as a siege. Actually we noticed it after the comm starts scanning the duct and the siege blasting away at the defs in the duct. Us and the gorge scramble in panic to get out of the duct only to discover they welded it shut >_<

    All there was left to do was dieing...

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    When ever I'm doing comm and I know we're going to loose I decide to have some fun with gren launchers and blocked entrys. I simply recycle all the unneeded buildings and start building cc's in all the entrys to our base (works excellent in eclipse) as well as dropping as many grenade launchers as I can afford. My last order to the marines is to stay in base, behind the cc's and to start spamming with the grenlaunchers... I think I just like it better going down with a blast (or several ^^)...

    Please kindly ignore all my mistakes, I'm a non native english speaker.
  • PredmidPredmid Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14997Members
    map was caged, i had a stupid comm and after a while, they had 2 hives going up simultaneously. i have the "/stuck" key bined and while waltzing through aux gen, i hit it in that room with pipes and got stuck below the grating. Eventually as oni and fades rush our base, he builds me an observatory down there, enabling beacon. As our last stand, we had 3 hmgs and a few gls. we recycled everything cept teh armory for ammo, and lasted a good while with nothing but our rt, armory and that observatory in the middle of nowhere for becon. we took out a good 7 oni and dozens of fades, xenociding skulks, gorges and lerks. The end came when a wandering fade found our observatory and killed it, but for our little group of rines to last that long was quite a feat.
  • NewNameNewName Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12103Members
    eclipse, we had 3 hives and had completely decimated their base.

    So everyone was around the CC smashing it to bits, and I took the place just where teh Comm pops out...
    So after destroying it, the comm pops out under me, and im forced up into the roof. I couldn't kill him, becouse as we all know when ur stuck ur energy doen't regenerate. So all my fellow aliens for one reason or another were unable or too slack to kill him, he emptys both his lmg clips, both pistol clips and continues to knife me. Evtentually i died and to guy got slaugered from some fade.

    Worst thing about it, I was an onos :'(
  • eL_mashimaroeL_mashimaro Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17588Members
    <span style='color:red'>LOL @ ME:

    BEAR IN MIND IV ONLY JUST HAD MY 2ND GAME RECENT SO IM A TOTAL NOOB CHICK <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:red'>I. COMMS CHAIR</span>-<span style='color:orange'>voted out due to the fact that i had:

    (a) dropped a turret factory instead of hmgs
    (b) dropped maybe 5 med pacs instead of one wen low on res
    © replied 'I DIDNT GIVE MINE TO U IN THE 1ST PLACE!@#!?' wen asked for a 2nd IP</span>

    <span style='color:red'>2. ALIENS/SKULK ADVENTURE</span>-<span style='color:orange'>sat @ hive for 5min b4 moving. followed a teammate out, and TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT wen he ran up the wall to the ceiling. was also dumb enuf to ask 'hey, is that a cheat or something <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> wen watching. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:red'>and FINALLY:</span>

    <span style='color:red'>3. WHAT-IS-EVOLVE <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>-<span style='color:orange'>turned myself from <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> into <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> to c wot would happen. we're low as on minerals, and here i am running round spamming out random defense chambers, and posting offense chambers as lone sentries. meanwhile, team is runnin round screaming "WTH??? WHO THE F**K IS THE 2ND GORGE? WTH R U DOIN? GO SKULK!! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
    so i try to go skulk, but only after iv accidently run into a turret. and what do i do?</span> <span style='color:yellow'>the NOOBIEST THING IN THE WORLD-OF COURSE? </span>

    <span style='color:orange'>I ATTEMPT TO EVOLVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:yellow'>YOU CAN FIGURE THE OUTCOME.</span>
  • Psycho-Kinetic_Hyper-GeekPsycho-Kinetic_Hyper-Geek Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9243Banned, Constellation
    I have posted it before but suffice to say this game of "Alamo" onH20 was pretty funny.
  • AgkelosAgkelos Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13243Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--eL |mashimaro+Jun 22 2003, 12:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eL |mashimaro @ Jun 22 2003, 12:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='color:red'>LOL @ ME:

    BEAR IN MIND IV ONLY JUST HAD MY 2ND GAME RECENT SO IM A TOTAL NOOB CHICK <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:red'>I. COMMS CHAIR</span>-<span style='color:orange'>voted out due to the fact that i had:

    (a) dropped a turret factory instead of hmgs
    (b) dropped maybe 5 med pacs instead of one wen low on res
    ? replied 'I DIDNT GIVE MINE TO U IN THE 1ST PLACE!@#!?' wen asked for a 2nd IP</span>

    <span style='color:red'>2. ALIENS/SKULK ADVENTURE</span>-<span style='color:orange'>sat @ hive for 5min b4 moving. followed a teammate out, and TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT wen he ran up the wall to the ceiling. was also dumb enuf to ask 'hey, is that a cheat or something <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> wen watching. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:red'>and FINALLY:</span>

    <span style='color:red'>3. WHAT-IS-EVOLVE <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>-<span style='color:orange'>turned myself from <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> into <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> to c wot would happen. we're low as on minerals, and here i am running round spamming out random defense chambers, and posting offense chambers as lone sentries. meanwhile, team is runnin round screaming "WTH??? WHO THE F**K IS THE 2ND GORGE? WTH R U DOIN? GO SKULK!! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
    so i try to go skulk, but only after iv accidently run into a turret. and what do i do?</span> <span style='color:yellow'>the NOOBIEST THING IN THE WORLD-OF COURSE? </span>

    <span style='color:orange'>I ATTEMPT TO EVOLVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:yellow'>YOU CAN FIGURE THE OUTCOME.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    HOLY COLORS BATMAN! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • eL_mashimaroeL_mashimaro Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17588Members
    <span style='color:yellow'><b>happy to oblige</b></span>

    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--eL |mashimaro+Jun 22 2003, 01:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eL |mashimaro @ Jun 22 2003, 01:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='color:red'>LOL @ ME:

    BEAR IN MIND IV ONLY JUST HAD MY 2ND GAME RECENT SO IM A TOTAL NOOB CHICK <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:red'>I. COMMS CHAIR</span>-<span style='color:orange'>voted out due to the fact that i had:

    (a) dropped a turret factory instead of hmgs
    (b) dropped maybe 5 med pacs instead of one wen low on res
    ? replied 'I DIDNT GIVE MINE TO U IN THE 1ST PLACE!@#!?' wen asked for a 2nd IP</span>

    <span style='color:red'>2. ALIENS/SKULK ADVENTURE</span>-<span style='color:orange'>sat @ hive for 5min b4 moving. followed a teammate out, and TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT wen he ran up the wall to the ceiling. was also dumb enuf to ask 'hey, is that a cheat or something <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> wen watching. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:red'>and FINALLY:</span>

    <span style='color:red'>3. WHAT-IS-EVOLVE <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>-<span style='color:orange'>turned myself from <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> into <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> to c wot would happen. we're low as on minerals, and here i am running round spamming out random defense chambers, and posting offense chambers as lone sentries. meanwhile, team is runnin round screaming "WTH??? WHO THE F**K IS THE 2ND GORGE? WTH R U DOIN? GO SKULK!! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
    so i try to go skulk, but only after iv accidently run into a turret. and what do i do?</span> <span style='color:yellow'>the NOOBIEST THING IN THE WORLD-OF COURSE? </span>

    <span style='color:orange'>I ATTEMPT TO EVOLVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> </span>

    <span style='color:yellow'>YOU CAN FIGURE THE OUTCOME.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The colours are there for a reason: to not be used <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • p4lp4l Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17461Members
    I always love turreting up like mad at the end, but it usually doesn't work. At least, not against the 1/2 brained players lol. One of the few times I saw the marine 'last stand' last a long time was on Eclipse. They had relocated to CC, and I guess their comm was either screwing around from the start or just braindead, because he dropped 3 TFs. Well, that mineral loss contributed to us getting our 2nd hive up. Unfortunately, we found it hard to get fades since they had 4 HA/HMG/welder guys running around literally mocking anything that tried to touch them, as their comm dropped ammo whenever he could. When we finally took them down, we had 2 res towers left.

    Anyways, they probably could have kept it competitive but I guess they gave up. We had some skulks on either exit from CC, as well as 1 in the vent above it, to see when they left... but they never did, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    So we've got around 6 res towers now, DCs and OTs all over the place, and we've been wasting all our money on lerks and fades... we decide to go for the end game and charge in there. The lerks never even got a chance to umbra. The COMM had dropped a MADDENING amount of turrets, not quite as much as that screeny there but it was backed up by a team of HA/HMG/welder wielding madmen, mines everywhere, 2 IPs, and I think they had motion tracking. That game lasted an extra 20 minutes until we were able to finally just over-fade them, when our gorge went fade too hehe.

    Come to think of it... they coulda won that game pretty easily LOL. Half the time in NS I think, teams lose because they think they've lost ;-)
  • p4lp4l Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17461Members
    Oh I forgot to mention probably the funniest part of the whole thing was when about 3/4 of our team had been taken out in a lerk/fade attack attempt, and we just decided to rush in their all crazy like skulk style from the back entrance, which we hadn't assaulted yet. We figured enough of us could maybe take 1 TF down, right?

    So very, very, pathetically wrong. I don't think any of us even got within biting range of anything. Then of course the moron contingent had to go and do the same rush again... always 2-3 idiots, no?

    Was 8v8 by the way. I'm pretty sure their comm was out their with HA/HMG/welder eventually. They also had 2 siege so we couldn't DC up outside their base.
  • RevrenRevren Join Date: 2003-05-21 Member: 16585Members
    When the aliens recovered from a two hive lock down with a gorge rush. You gota get hit by the southern pacific monkey god pretty early in the morning to see 8 tubby and wobbling aliens own with heal spray and oc chambers. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> To the gorges! there not as cute as they want you to belive~
  • DroopyDaDogDroopyDaDog Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17479Members
    Hehe, only a couple of really funny incidents.

    Heh first was as an alien after an apocalyptic battle in eclipse at keyhole. Heh was a 10v10 game and there was a big ole' ha train going to maint, plus a couple of jpers, we organised a rush of the whole team on them at keyhole, they were at south loop side and we poured out from all 3 ways at once, heh fun battle with lots of little funny moments and the whole alien team had taken to chuckling whilst fighting so kinda amusing through that one, it whent on for a while, and I was foolishly the first to die, so came back as skulk, evolved the basic traits and whent leaping into them where the real fun started.

    2nd leap of the fight i got my first ever double leap kill on the 2 jpers of all things whent clean through first and into the 2nd mid air... laughed my **** for half a sec before they started shootin at me again. A quick heal up later was back in there with the last of our fades trying to take down the last 4 HA, most of the team was dead and spawning in by now on both sides, the last of our 3 fades whent in at once again, and after some damn cool "circling the wagons" action everyone started to drop at once untill the last shot was fired and everyone was dead... except one HA and me stuck to the roof with 6hp and almost the entirity of both teams dead, heh pondered for a few secs what to do as he hadn't seen me yet, then I heard the oh so welcome sound of "I need a medpack STAT", lol well I got inspired, hehe, only a short distance behind him, chuckled once, waited for effect, and 1 para later was the last marine was dead..... could not stop laughing for the entirety of the game after that!

    Heh, some other funny moments include burrying 2 onos under a pile of CCs 3 tall and 5 wide on a server with a really long unstuck timer and where admins had given both teams insane res and fireing gorges like torpedos at marine base in castlewars with lerk lift mod... God NS is entertaining!
  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    Funniest game for me involved 3 hives and 8 gorges:
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
    You get the picture <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Lt_HendricksonLt_Hendrickson Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14761Members
    To make stories short:

    1. Me and lerk have shoot our. Lerk injured. Lerk goes to retreat down cliff. Me suisidal. me jumps off cliff in hopes i could kill lerk before going kasplat. Me lands on lerk instead. Me rides lerk safely to ground while pumping a full clip in it. Good bye lerk. Hello nice soft landing.

    2. 3 HAs enter hive. i eat 2 as skulk. 3rd HA retreats out of hive ammoless and behind a wall of mines like you wouldn't believe. HA mocks me behind wall. I look left. i look right. up. down . everywhere. zip, zag zoom hop zig zag zoom. dead HA.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    In Siege 006. At the end of the "Big Room" with the HL Barney and the single res.

    Up the stairs and into the room past the blast doors.
    We were trying to hold off the ALiens so we could siege the 3 hives. This 12 year old ns player dude had an HMG and HA. Suddenly an Onos charged him. The Onos missed and they started to do circles with the Onos trying to stomp the kid and the kid trying to shoot the onos. Niether of them could hit each other.

    The Kid was screaming ocer voice comm but his mic was far away or something b/c his voice was really small liek he was all buttoned up in his HA suit.

    In far away little kid voice. I typed it the way he said it.

    Oh My God! Ornos. AHh Comm! COmm! SOmeone! AHH OH My god! Bags of Crap! Oh my god help! Help Help ME! AHhh AHH ORNOS!"

    "Ornos" I was laughing so hard b/c of the small little kid voice and his HA/HMG bunny hopping all over with the Onos chasing after him.
  • Lt_HendricksonLt_Hendrickson Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14761Members
    how bout this one.

    1. I'm building a restower. At this point in the game i sill though aliens had one have. So anyways here i am peacefully building when i notice something glitch at the corner of my screen. I circle around thinking to see if andthing around me me. no nothing. tap tap. i check around corner nothijng. continure building. Glithc again. This time i notice something. Its a fade arm. now here i am with half built rt and a fade standing behind me avoiding my line of site mocking me. I think to myself, hmm while hes mocking me i might as well finish this rt. so i did. Then hit my het thrusters and blew the crap out of that mofo with my hmg. he redempted but golly were we laughing.
  • Elite_GuardElite_Guard Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10258Members
    this was only funny for me and the aliens

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RhuadinRhuadin Join Date: 2003-06-05 Member: 17023Members
    I've had several funny things happen in my time.

    I'd have to say, one of the funniest was once, on ns_nothing on LGSO, the teams were incredibly stacked (unfortunately I was on the marines). Seriously we were like, 'It's like, all the good players against all the bad players!'

    So we let them get 2 hives, while we just took every single resnode on the map, teched up and prepared to practice against fades.

    Meanwhile, we're just running around with vanilla W3/A3 marines, my job was to 'rambo' and take down their RTs. While I was doing so I took down so many fades by myself, it was ridiculous.

    At the end of the game, after we'd sieged viaduct from redroom, we were sending out our HA train to take down their hive at silo, and I was still in kill RT mode -- except with a JP and a shotgun. I've also got a welder, and at this point they have no RTs left so I'm following the HA train helping them weld. At some point I run into some ancient webbings and get munched by a skulk. So I wait a while and try to respawn -- but I don't.

    Turns out some lone skulk had gone in and munched our IPs and then blew himself up on a mine. We never noticed because no one ever died after that! After I died several other people died too, but apparently everyone was too busy to read their text messages while several others and I were like, 'Uhm, we have no IPs.' Finally I decide to add to the voice chat 'spam' and VC, 'Dude, we have no IPs' and everyone's like, what?!? We built them again but by that time we had already practically won. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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    These other games were annoying at the time but are funny in retrospect. Once I was playing with the biggest bunch of noobs ever on nothing. The aliens have cargo so our initial rush there fails. So the noob comm's idea is, 'Hey, let's relocate to forboding antechamber!'. Uhm. We build our ENTIRE base on the tiny little walkway around that RT. It's so small that he actually had to build armories on each side of the bridge because people spawning on one end of the antechamber couldn't get to the other side without falling off! Needless to say we got munched by skulks. GG.

    The next game I commed and decided to stay in base. So I build 2 IPs (they died a lot) and an armory, and proceed to try to take docking. After yelling at them for 2 minutes to stop humping the **** armory, ONE marine follows my order/waypoint and heads to docking. Figuring this is the best I could do, I dropped the RT, and he gets swarmed by 3 skulks and dies. So I tell everyone to get off the armory and head to docking, and noone does, so I recycle the armory. After it's gone they finally head to docking, of course the RT's gone by then, and they ALL get eaten by the 3 skulks that are still there, losing the 250lmg 30 pistol ammo they spent all that time getting. So now they respawn and complain there's no armory to hump, all the while calling me a noob comm. So I say, 'You want an armory? Go to uh... foreboding, there's an armory there.' (there wasn't really one, I just wanted them to go there.) A few left but most just sat around in base complaining, so after another 5 minutes or so I drop an armory on the condition that they don't hump it. Of course, after I drop it, they hump it, and skulks come in and eat all 8 armory humpers and then my base. GG noobs <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • FiendHZFiendHZ Join Date: 2003-04-04 Member: 15201Members
    See, when idiot stuff like that happens when I'm comm (and I don't comm too often, because it happens a lot), I just say "Fine, somebody else can take comm if nobody is going to listen". And usually someone does jump in the comm who has no idea what he's doing (not always, sometimes they do). Althought once (I forget where), they begged me to get back in (I guess none of them could comm), and when I did, they actually followed orders (to the best of their ability). We still lost, the alien team was just better in skill and just as good at teamwork, so there was no getting around it, but I still god them all to play like a team. I was proud. Then I went aliens and ate a good many of them <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Lt. Hendrickson+Jun 22 2003, 11:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lt. Hendrickson @ Jun 22 2003, 11:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> how bout this one.

    1. I'm building a restower. At this point in the game i sill though aliens had one have. So anyways here i am peacefully building when i notice something glitch at the corner of my screen. I circle around thinking to see if andthing around me me. no nothing. tap tap. i check around corner nothijng. continure building. Glithc again. This time i notice something. Its a fade arm. now here i am with half built rt and a fade standing behind me avoiding my line of site mocking me. I think to myself, hmm while hes mocking me i might as well finish this rt. so i did. Then hit my het thrusters and blew the crap out of that mofo with my hmg. he redempted but golly were we laughing. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL!
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited June 2003
    Mine involves ns_missilecommand_final3 (I think that's the name). Anyway, most of you know all you have to do is fall, it's like a giant rectangle. So I fell down as a Skulk into the Marine base, and they had HEAVY ARMOUR. No sign of jetpacks. They figured that they could defend themselves pretty well, and didn't need to use mines, or win with Jetpacks. They had Heavy Machineguns, too, so we got 2 hives. We evolved on the floating platform, where a Gorge had conveniently built us a fort of defense chambers. They were newbies, but they had insanely good teamwork. I mean, one Skulk dropped down, got ripped apart by the crouching Marines in each corner, not to mention some standing on top of them. I can just imagine their face when we rained Bile Bombs on them.
    <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo--> : I bet we could win this, they can't do anything to us!"
    <!--emo&::fade::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/fade.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='fade.gif'><!--endemo--> : Rawwr.
    <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo--> : What are those green thi--aaahh! HELP!
    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> : Babblify!
    <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> : CANNON BALL!!!!!
    Splooosh. In the end, we had built sensory all over their base, and built defense, so they were all cloaked (modded server). We had a bunch of Skulks running around, that occasionally bit a Marine or evolved into an Onos.

    Needless to say, we won fairly quickly, after our Gorge dropped an offense on their Infantry Portal. Very amusing, but they didn't get stuck, they just walked out.

    Although, there was another game, in ns_caged where the commander thought it would be <i>funny</i> if he built phases all over the base (this is 1.03, by the way), and so whenever someone walked in, they would get hopelessly telefragged. Very amusing, we recycled everything else, so there wasn't too much lag, and the Aliens couldn't win. Well, at least until they figured out not to actually step in the phase. It took a while though, usually Marines would phase here, phase here, ooh! the skulk! Fire!! then phase away, inside a vent or something.
  • MrBenMrBen ns_eclipse, ns_veil caretaker Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8575Members
    Reloacating to the hidden res room on caged after you base has been torn apart by ramapaging onos is fun. As we huddle underneeth the walkway screaming on our mics for people to stay hidden. Oh how we got butchered when they found us.
  • XzilenXzilen Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11642Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Jun 22 2003, 10:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jun 22 2003, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In Siege 006. At the end of the "Big Room" with the HL Barney and the single res.

    Up the stairs and into the room past the blast doors.
    We were trying to hold off the ALiens so we could siege the 3 hives. This 12 year old ns player dude had an HMG and HA. Suddenly an Onos charged him. The Onos missed and they started to do circles with the Onos trying to stomp the kid and the kid trying to shoot the onos. Niether of them could hit each other.

    The Kid was screaming ocer voice comm but his mic was far away or something b/c his voice was really small liek he was all buttoned up in his HA suit.

    In far away little kid voice. I typed it the way he said it.

    Oh My God! Ornos. AHh Comm! COmm! SOmeone! AHH OH My god! Bags of Crap! Oh my god help! Help Help ME! AHhh AHH ORNOS!"

    "Ornos" I was laughing so hard b/c of the small little kid voice and his HA/HMG bunny hopping all over with the Onos chasing after him. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • XzilenXzilen Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11642Members, Constellation
    Heh, I like hiding in Cargo on NS_Hera, sometimes it will take them many minutues to even think of checking such a simple place
  • Delirium_TremensDelirium_Tremens Join Date: 2003-03-25 Member: 14869Members
    Once I was a vanilla skulk on ns_nothing, making my way to the marine base. I was lurking above their doorway, taking down several marines before one of them finally noticed me and opened fire. Luckily, I managed to take him down. Being spotted, I decided to sneak under the bridge with the resource nozzle and sure enough, the comm spawned a RT and 2 marines began building it. I went out of my cover and took both marines and the RT down, but another marine saw me and nearly killed me. I actually managed to get back under the bridge, which wasn´t of much use because several seconds later there were about 3 marines out there trying to shoot me down. My cover was perfect however, no bullet ever hit me and I was like "Nya nya nya you cannot hit me!!!". At one point they stopped shooting, and thinking that they were out of ammo I prepared myself to bite their butts into oblivion. I was just about to climb over the rail when all of a sudden they fell down the hole penetrating me like a kipper.

    Needless to say, we laughed our *** off. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Delirium Tremens+Jun 24 2003, 11:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Delirium Tremens @ Jun 24 2003, 11:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Once I was a vanilla skulk on ns_nothing, making my way to the marine base. I was lurking above their doorway, taking down several marines before one of them finally noticed me and opened fire. Luckily, I managed to take him down. Being spotted, I decided to sneak under the bridge with the resource nozzle and sure enough, the comm spawned a RT and 2 marines began building it. I went out of my cover and took both marines and the RT down, but another marine saw me and nearly killed me. I actually managed to get back under the bridge, which wasn´t of much use because several seconds later there were about 3 marines out there trying to shoot me down. My cover was perfect however, no bullet ever hit me and I was like "Nya nya nya you cannot hit me!!!". At one point they stopped shooting, and thinking that they were out of ammo I prepared myself to bite their butts into oblivion. I was just about to climb over the rail when all of a sudden they fell down the hole penetrating me like a kipper.

    Needless to say, we laughed our *** off. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lol I saw some dude try that move under the bridge. Luckily I always look down there and I saw his leg sticking out. I blew him away and he fell down into the abyss!

    He was like NOOOO DAHMMMMM IIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!............
  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    Wow, I read this entire thread and didn't see a single mention of the Efficient Japanese Base.
  • Deus_AxeonDeus_Axeon Join Date: 2003-06-24 Member: 17656Members
    edited June 2003
    I have a couple...one was recent, and it had to do with phase gates, there were like 20 of them in the spawn area, the sound was <i>insane</i>. I have a screenshot of it.


    Another one happened when I played alien (rarely, lol) we went to the Marine's spawn to find them, we found them, but we couldn't attack, why? Because they had somehow gotten into outer space. It was hilarious. Sadly, I don't have a screenshot.


    Then of course there's always the hiding marine/command chair. I recall one time the marine was hiding in a vent, only to fall down a short distance and crater, pretty ironic.



    I have a screenshot of the phase gates:
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