Coil Is 23 Today
MonsieurEvil
Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
<div class="IPBDescription">Odd, I had him pegged for 13</div> Happy birthday Coil! In celebration of this momentous occassion, I resurrect Vanilla Coil from the dead...
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Coil:
<img src='http://www.princeton.edu/~danj/pictures/headshot4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
and where coil got his big break:
<img src='http://www.readyroom.org/Ice0506.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
OMG HAX HE'S VANILLA ICE!!!!!!
I present 'Coil, Coil, Baby', to the tune of 'ice ice baby', by Vanilla Ice...
(And here's the original, if you younger types are scratching your heads in confusion...<a href='http://www.readyroom.org/downloads/ice_ice_baby.mp3' target='_blank'>Original song, in MP3</a>
<i>
"Yo Coil, kick it one time, boyeeeeeeee!" "Yo MonsE-- let's kick it!"
All right stop playtest and listen
Coil is back with my brand new invention
NS grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a skulk daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn on the sensories and I'll cloak
To the extreme I rock a fade like a vandal
Light up hera and wax a comm like a candle
Swing Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your base like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I string some dope webbies
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
I'm gonna evolve into the kid that don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the chambers while my gorge respawns it
Coil, coil babbbbbyyyyyyy (refrain)
Now that the server is jumping
With the rush kicked in and the hives are pumpin'
Quick to the spawnpoint no faking
I'm cooking Marines like a pound of bacon
Biting them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a base build
And a HA with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go rambo
Rollin' in my big Onos
With my dread-locks back so my stomps can blow
The skulkies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just charged by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted down to skulk and I'm heading to the next block
Their minibase was dead yo
so I continued to cargo
Marines were hot wearing less than +3
NS lovers carrying heat
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
MonsE with a gauge and Flayra with a nine
Waiting for the chumps and hanging on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of spore balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I bit their face all I heard were shouts for health
Falling on the concrete real fast
leaped through the air like slamming on the gas
Bumper to bumper the hallways packed
I'm trying to get away before I get shottie jacked
Marines on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the other l4me fiends
If there was a problem hive three will solve it
Check out the teeth while my xeno evolves in
Coil, coil babbbbbyyyyyyy (refrain)
Take heed 'cause I'm a Kharaa poet
Bast's the scene just in case you didn't know it
My Oni that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and stomp holes in the ground
'Cause my devour's like a chemical spill
Feasible acid that you can vision and feel
contracted and reformed
This is a hell of a concept
We make a hive and you want to step with this
Scythe plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other Marine'ss say 'damn'
If my umbra was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the stomp while I churn my onos stomach juice
If there was a comm chair yo I'll solve it
Check out the green sprites while my bile bomb dissolves it
Coil Coil baby vanilla
Coil Coil baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Coil Coil baby vanilla
Coil Coil baby vanilla Coil
Yo man let's get out of hera
Word to your Hivemind
Coil Coil baby too cold
Coil Coil baby too cold too cold (x2)
Coil Coil baby
</i>
(edited to be one long song)
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Coil:
<img src='http://www.princeton.edu/~danj/pictures/headshot4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
and where coil got his big break:
<img src='http://www.readyroom.org/Ice0506.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
OMG HAX HE'S VANILLA ICE!!!!!!
I present 'Coil, Coil, Baby', to the tune of 'ice ice baby', by Vanilla Ice...
(And here's the original, if you younger types are scratching your heads in confusion...<a href='http://www.readyroom.org/downloads/ice_ice_baby.mp3' target='_blank'>Original song, in MP3</a>
<i>
"Yo Coil, kick it one time, boyeeeeeeee!" "Yo MonsE-- let's kick it!"
All right stop playtest and listen
Coil is back with my brand new invention
NS grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a skulk daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn on the sensories and I'll cloak
To the extreme I rock a fade like a vandal
Light up hera and wax a comm like a candle
Swing Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your base like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I string some dope webbies
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
I'm gonna evolve into the kid that don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the chambers while my gorge respawns it
Coil, coil babbbbbyyyyyyy (refrain)
Now that the server is jumping
With the rush kicked in and the hives are pumpin'
Quick to the spawnpoint no faking
I'm cooking Marines like a pound of bacon
Biting them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a base build
And a HA with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go rambo
Rollin' in my big Onos
With my dread-locks back so my stomps can blow
The skulkies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just charged by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted down to skulk and I'm heading to the next block
Their minibase was dead yo
so I continued to cargo
Marines were hot wearing less than +3
NS lovers carrying heat
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
MonsE with a gauge and Flayra with a nine
Waiting for the chumps and hanging on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of spore balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I bit their face all I heard were shouts for health
Falling on the concrete real fast
leaped through the air like slamming on the gas
Bumper to bumper the hallways packed
I'm trying to get away before I get shottie jacked
Marines on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the other l4me fiends
If there was a problem hive three will solve it
Check out the teeth while my xeno evolves in
Coil, coil babbbbbyyyyyyy (refrain)
Take heed 'cause I'm a Kharaa poet
Bast's the scene just in case you didn't know it
My Oni that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and stomp holes in the ground
'Cause my devour's like a chemical spill
Feasible acid that you can vision and feel
contracted and reformed
This is a hell of a concept
We make a hive and you want to step with this
Scythe plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other Marine'ss say 'damn'
If my umbra was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the stomp while I churn my onos stomach juice
If there was a comm chair yo I'll solve it
Check out the green sprites while my bile bomb dissolves it
Coil Coil baby vanilla
Coil Coil baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Coil Coil baby vanilla
Coil Coil baby vanilla Coil
Yo man let's get out of hera
Word to your Hivemind
Coil Coil baby too cold
Coil Coil baby too cold too cold (x2)
Coil Coil baby
</i>
(edited to be one long song)
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<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=36910&st=0&' target='_blank'>Teh First Coil Birthday topic....</a>
3 replies and everybody says SEARCH NUBCAEK!! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=36910' target='_blank'>Here's the active one.</a>
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In future please search the forums, and i've reported this thread to the moderators.
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USE THE SEARCH!
<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=36910' target='_blank'>Coil's Birthday Thread</a>
:-) I've always wanted to do that to someone important. I'm just playing around with the hostility bit, only because its Monse I'm replying too :-P
Everyone is trying to wish Coil a happy birthday!
EDIT
I hate you guys. I was gonna be the first one to reply and steal the glory. There was no one replied when I clicked 'reply. sniff.
Note that everyone posting in here will receive a 1-week suspension.
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/me self-locks.