If You Could Fight Any Movie Monsters
AgentOrange
Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">who would they be, and...</div> what would your plan be?
I'm talkin oldskool monsters. The 28 days later post reminded me of a conversation I was having with some friends the other day in regards to zombies being the funnest monsters to fight. Er, the slow ones...I picked zombies because of their slowness, (forget 28 days, I mean oldskool zombies) ease to kill and stupidity.
See, if the entire city was infested with Zombies my first move would be to go get a pistol grip pump from the shop (grandpa's a gunsmith) then make my way to Wholesale Sports, and stock up on ammo, a couple hatchets, akimbo handguns (wanna be cool don't I?) maybe some throwing knives too, and a hunting rifle. Wait, scratch the throwing knives for now. I would then steal a car and make my way to the mall so I could get a sword, yeaaaaaaah, and a camera. So then I'd ditch the car (I don't wanna get away fast, I wanna kill stuff) and start walking out of town, killing zombies along the way. Maybe I'd save some chicks too if I could find them, you know gotta be a hero and all. Then I'd get one zombie, blow of his arms and we'd walk juuuuuust in front of him till we hit the next town. I'd need him for proof that there was a zombie infestation because who would believe me?
So yeah, any old monster, I guess you could pick a new one if you wanted. I didn't really think this through.
YEAH!
I'm talkin oldskool monsters. The 28 days later post reminded me of a conversation I was having with some friends the other day in regards to zombies being the funnest monsters to fight. Er, the slow ones...I picked zombies because of their slowness, (forget 28 days, I mean oldskool zombies) ease to kill and stupidity.
See, if the entire city was infested with Zombies my first move would be to go get a pistol grip pump from the shop (grandpa's a gunsmith) then make my way to Wholesale Sports, and stock up on ammo, a couple hatchets, akimbo handguns (wanna be cool don't I?) maybe some throwing knives too, and a hunting rifle. Wait, scratch the throwing knives for now. I would then steal a car and make my way to the mall so I could get a sword, yeaaaaaaah, and a camera. So then I'd ditch the car (I don't wanna get away fast, I wanna kill stuff) and start walking out of town, killing zombies along the way. Maybe I'd save some chicks too if I could find them, you know gotta be a hero and all. Then I'd get one zombie, blow of his arms and we'd walk juuuuuust in front of him till we hit the next town. I'd need him for proof that there was a zombie infestation because who would believe me?
So yeah, any old monster, I guess you could pick a new one if you wanted. I didn't really think this through.
YEAH!
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Traditional Zombies are good only you need a head shot b/c they can take lots of lead and still keep on coming.
Worst movie monster to fight?
ALIENS?
Predator,
those mutated vampires from Blade 2.
Traditional Zombies are good only you need a head shot b/c they can take lots of lead and still keep on coming.
Worst movie monster to fight?
ALIENS?
Predator,
those mutated vampires from Blade 2. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
damn yeh... those vamps on E were whack..!
i'd like to fight the werewolves from Dog Soldiers.
Why?
The Dracula vamps go down with a few helpings of silver bullets, garlic/silver nitrate super-soakers and a crossbow/bow.
Winnie the Pooh might be a worthy advorsary. On the other hand those bears can be mighty dangerous when they are angry.
I think I wouldn't even want to kill monsters. Maybe poke them a bit with a pointy stick but not really kill. The have feelings too you know?
I'm talkin oldskool monsters. The 28 days later post reminded me of a conversation I was having with some friends the other day in regards to zombies being the funnest monsters to fight. Er, the slow ones...I picked zombies because of their slowness, (forget 28 days, I mean oldskool zombies) ease to kill and stupidity.
See, if the entire city was infested with Zombies my first move would be to go get a pistol grip pump from the shop (grandpa's a gunsmith) then make my way to Wholesale Sports, and stock up on ammo, a couple hatchets, akimbo handguns (wanna be cool don't I?) maybe some throwing knives too, and a hunting rifle. Wait, scratch the throwing knives for now. I would then steal a car and make my way to the mall so I could get a sword, yeaaaaaaah, and a camera. So then I'd ditch the car (I don't wanna get away fast, I wanna kill stuff) and start walking out of town, killing zombies along the way. Maybe I'd save some chicks too if I could find them, you know gotta be a hero and all. Then I'd get one zombie, blow of his arms and we'd walk juuuuuust in front of him till we hit the next town. I'd need him for proof that there was a zombie infestation because who would believe me?
So yeah, any old monster, I guess you could pick a new one if you wanted. I didn't really think this through.
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To be quit honest in a situation you jus described my first stop would be the local army barracks. Grab me a few assault rifles a couple of shoulder lanched rockets half a dozen grenades and a tank.
LOL You're gone my friend.
AYWEEUHN GUTZ!!
Cause then I'd be pilotting an Ingram 98AV Special Edition
*giggles nerdishly*
What about the "Thing." The Remake of that movie's pretty awesome, it's really cool how it morphs into anything to survive. But that'd kill you quick.
Lets see how long we can all stay awake for.
first i would make sure i had no weapons. then i would find him and offer him a piece of pie! then we'd become friends and he'd show me his sweet cloaking thing and give me one! then i'll cloak and take his mask so he can't see me! after that, i'd run around behind him, take his staff thingy with pointy edges, and poke him!
i wouldn't kill him, just poke him. it would tell him that i won and he'd go crying to his space ship and go back to where the hell he came from.
then i'd have a cloaking thingy and a staff and a mask!
Lets see how long we can all stay awake for. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh god. That's horrable. I'd have to get TONS of Pepsi, and good games to keep my **** alive.
The Mask gives him the Cloaking ability I think.
first i would make sure i had no weapons. then i would find him and offer him a piece of pie! then we'd become friends and he'd show me his sweet cloaking thing and give me one! then i'll cloak and take his mask so he can't see me! after that, i'd run around behind him, take his staff thingy with pointy edges, and poke him!
i wouldn't kill him, just poke him. it would tell him that i won and he'd go crying to his space ship and go back to where the hell he came from.
then i'd have a cloaking thingy and a staff and a mask! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
blaq i have to be honest you are the funniest guy on these forums.
It's SO gotta be King Kong.
Anything else is just a blasphemy against the topic.
2nd place goes to Godzilla.