The Day Before Thursday
PerfectionsFlaw
Join Date: 2003-02-14 Member: 13555Members
Join Date: 2003-02-14 Member: 13555Members
<div class="IPBDescription">my own attempt at poetry..</div> Was the day before Thursday and the marines were clan-stacking
The newbies kept yelling "They're hacking, they're hacking!"
But the clan owned the server and hacking they did not
"We owned you through skill you must understand-"
"we happen to play ten times better than you can."
"So stop your whining or I'll give you the boot"
The newbie could care less 'he didn't give a hoot'
He went on and on about oh how they did cheat
His team-mates kept telling him "They're "elite", they're "elite"!"
Newbie didn't listen and he complained even more
"Your father is cheap and your mother's a ****!"
This did it for the admin, talking about mom was not cool
"I'll kick j00r azz and bury you f00!"
The "elite" in him was rising and this was no joke
the newbie was in trouble now, the little bloke.
Admin changed the newbie's name to Lhama
and every time he spoke he let out a 'baaaah'
All the users laughed at his tranformation
he ran all over screaming 'baaah' in the station
He could no longer say "Hacks!" or insult someone's mom
the users applauded the admin saying "You are the bomb!"
"That guy was not "elite" and he was mean to your mother."
"You should kick him off the server to find another."
The newbie gave up and was shooting the comm chair
he's rather annoy his team than keep playing fair.
So he piggybacked marines and stole their equipment
he flew to a hive with jetpack and hmg in hand
But he did not shoot he only stood still
they took pity on him and decided not to kill
They took turns sitting on his head and parasiting for good measure
the green aliens gathered around him like he was a treasure.
The admin turned Onos from his third hive
he came back to Feedwater to find the marine still alive
The newbie turned round and revelled at the sight
it was the first Onos he had seen, this was tight!
But the horn went through his chest this was a plight
the newbie didn't shoot him, he was trying to be nice
He fell to the ground with such a shudder
he groped around and hoped for his mother.
As his lungs stopped working as he watched the Onos in awe
the only thing to pass through his squelched lips were "Baaah?"
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The newbies kept yelling "They're hacking, they're hacking!"
But the clan owned the server and hacking they did not
"We owned you through skill you must understand-"
"we happen to play ten times better than you can."
"So stop your whining or I'll give you the boot"
The newbie could care less 'he didn't give a hoot'
He went on and on about oh how they did cheat
His team-mates kept telling him "They're "elite", they're "elite"!"
Newbie didn't listen and he complained even more
"Your father is cheap and your mother's a ****!"
This did it for the admin, talking about mom was not cool
"I'll kick j00r azz and bury you f00!"
The "elite" in him was rising and this was no joke
the newbie was in trouble now, the little bloke.
Admin changed the newbie's name to Lhama
and every time he spoke he let out a 'baaaah'
All the users laughed at his tranformation
he ran all over screaming 'baaah' in the station
He could no longer say "Hacks!" or insult someone's mom
the users applauded the admin saying "You are the bomb!"
"That guy was not "elite" and he was mean to your mother."
"You should kick him off the server to find another."
The newbie gave up and was shooting the comm chair
he's rather annoy his team than keep playing fair.
So he piggybacked marines and stole their equipment
he flew to a hive with jetpack and hmg in hand
But he did not shoot he only stood still
they took pity on him and decided not to kill
They took turns sitting on his head and parasiting for good measure
the green aliens gathered around him like he was a treasure.
The admin turned Onos from his third hive
he came back to Feedwater to find the marine still alive
The newbie turned round and revelled at the sight
it was the first Onos he had seen, this was tight!
But the horn went through his chest this was a plight
the newbie didn't shoot him, he was trying to be nice
He fell to the ground with such a shudder
he groped around and hoped for his mother.
As his lungs stopped working as he watched the Onos in awe
the only thing to pass through his squelched lips were "Baaah?"
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Comments
llama is spelled llama not lhama <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
yeah, but still overall it was a good read