Ns Movie...thats Not Made.

HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Nor will it ever be.</div> Ok ok ok, I just had this <b>really</b> cool idea for a movie with a Marine vs a Skulk. Ok ok here goes.

Alrighty, so this is what it starts off as. First, the marine would have to have fellow marines, and so would the skulks...having fellow skulks. Then, like all of them would die, except for one on each team. This is the cool part. Keep in mind that the setting would be a dark dark misty corridor...unusually misty.

They would be at a stand off, and like the marine would walk towards the skulk slowly, with the camera at ground level as he walks by a dead marine's hand (that's on the ground, froma dead body) and the camera would cut to his face/hand (waist up). He would pull out his pistol with his <i>left</i> hand, and **** it. Then the camera would pan to over his right sholder, as he lowers his pistol, and keeps walking. The skulk would lunge. (This all happened in six seconds)

Ok, now I need to tell you something real quick. You know like how you slide on your knees with your arms out and your head back? Kinda like this let me see if I can draw it...

<!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo-->
|-----O-o <---hands (legs are below
|
/
/__

Only he would be slanted backwards a <i>lot</i> more. His hands would be out like hes 'trying to fly.' We'll call this <u>bannana</u>.

Anyways. Back to my 'movie.' The skulk would lunge at him, he would run towards the skulk, and slide under him like a <u>bannana</u>. The camera (In slow mo) would cut above them as it showed the skulk passing over the marine.

It would still be in slow mo, and the marine would still be sliding, the skulk still in the air. In slow mo, it would be to the front of the marine (the camera) and he would use his <i>left</i> hand to reach for the pistol. He would pull it out, turn his head around, and toss the pistol to his right hand. The camera would switch to his back, as hes looking over his sholder (still sliding in <i>slow mo</i>) and he would holster the gun up with his right hand, aiming at the skulk. The camera would switch out to where it showed them both sliding/jumping in the air/on the ground, with the marines gun up, aimed, and when he fired the shot, it would come out of the slow mo. The bullet would go right into the aliens 'bung hole' and out his mouth, as he hit the ground, and the marine would stop sliding. The camera would switch to the marines position, above him so that when he stands up his head is on the left side of the screen, with the aliens dead body in the back right part of the screen. He would bring his gun up to his face, and load a new clip into it.

(THIS IS THE COOL CATCH PHRASE PART!!!!)

The marine would put a new clip in, holster his pistol, put a cig in his mouth, light it, and say this.

<!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo--> Right up the a**, just the way you like it. The screen would fade to black.

YAAAAAAAA!!!!! Ok ya that was cool if you see it in my head. Might not be explained very well but if I would make a movie like that it would rock...and everyone would love it.

Comments

  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    lol... it sounded interesting till i got to the "bung hole" part. No offence but you explain things poorly. Like the "banana" i just ignored that part and just imagine him sliding underneath. Other than that it's pretty cool. heh. '"so thats the way you like it"
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    lol I didnt want to say a** cuz it would just come up **** and people would be like ...what you mean <i>"chicken"</i>? So like ya. Anyways if I made it it would rox0r your box0rs.

    Jut keep in mind....dark...and misty....very misty....
  • CartiCarti Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18099Members, Constellation
    with all that gun smoke, that would create quite a mist, and remember the flickery lights!!
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    Oh yes...the flickery lights...
  • fewfew Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--#Ha.Ze-+Jul 11 2003, 11:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (#Ha.Ze- @ Jul 11 2003, 11:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Keep in mind that the setting would be a dark dark misty corridor...unusually misty. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yeeah... unusually #Ha.ze-y <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
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