Do You Have To Play All The Time?

LaserApaLaserApa Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1638Members
edited September 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Wife giving you trouble?</div> Nice ad for a the game cossacs.


<span style='color:orange'>The link had to be removed. The host decided it'd be funny to replace it with a video by the same filename that is not suitable content for this forum.
I'll try to describe the original video:
[edit2]Whohoo! Thanks to (temporary?) hosting by GWAR and the searching skills of Cpl.Davis the Arctic Snonos Hunter, you guys can now see the video from <a href='http://members.shaw.ca/mincus/girlfriends.wmv' target='_blank'>here</a> instead of just reading my description of it.
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  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    /me runs to Lowes for a log and some rope
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I don't think I could afford a laptop AND a log. Maybe just a log.
  • DiablusDiablus Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15080Members
    juse seeing her getting hit by the log looks so funny, but why give up <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> over a game? i know i wouldnt
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Spooge, maybe we could pool our resources and get a couple logs on discount?

    The ad is entirely inaccurate, as a real woman would have been asking why the dishes were not done and the trash taken out. In which case, I think the log needs be on fire, and have ninjas riding on it, and the ninjas be on fire also.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jul 15 2003, 10:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jul 15 2003, 10:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Spooge, maybe we could pool our resources and get a couple logs on discount?

    The ad is entirely inaccurate, as a real woman would have been asking why the dishes were not done and the trash taken out. In which case, I think the log needs be on fire, and have ninjas riding on it, and the ninjas be on fire also. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    and spikes. that may or may not also be on fire
  • KillymageeKillymagee Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3136Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jul 15 2003, 10:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jul 15 2003, 10:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Spooge, maybe we could pool our resources and get a couple logs on discount?

    The ad is entirely inaccurate, as a real woman would have been asking why the dishes were not done and the trash taken out. In which case, I think the log needs be on fire, and have ninjas riding on it, and the ninjas be on fire also. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jul 15 2003, 05:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jul 15 2003, 05:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Spooge, maybe we could pool our resources and get a couple logs on discount?

    The ad is entirely inaccurate, as a real woman would have been asking why the dishes were not done and the trash taken out. In which case, I think the log needs be on fire, and have ninjas riding on it, and the ninjas be on fire also. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I kinda like my girlfriend. She's been pretty good to me.




    ...





    Can I put yellow smilies on the flaming, spikey log riding ninjas?
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Nice ad.

    Also the log should be replaced with an Onos which, of course, would be on fire and have spikes and ninjas on which would be on fire as well.

    And the ninjas would have spikes on. And those spikes would be on fire too.
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    Yes, she was clearly a robot. Real woman would have bized why the guy is AGAIN playing and not paying attention.

    Easy solution(instead of the log) is to give her sims. You get your own time then.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    I think the real mistakes are the following:

    <b>1]</b> The gamer depicted appears to be fashionable and quite cute.
    <b>2]</b> The gamer depicted appears to have a girlfriend.
    <b>3]</b> The gamer depicted appears to not live in his parents basement.

    These few points really make it seem unrealistic to me. But then again, she could have been a prostitute he hired to walk into the room and make it look like she was his g/f for the camera. She didn't know about the log part for obvious reasons. She died. Not that many people were sad.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    With my luck my girlfriend would be the one useing that on me. She hates being disturbed in the middle of stepmania or chrono trigger or furcadia or whatever she is playing. And plus she already has a laptop, so the log can't cost that much more. Now I'm just afraid.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->1] The gamer depicted appears to be fashionable and quite cute.
    2] The gamer depicted appears to have a girlfriend.
    3] The gamer depicted appears to not live in his parents basement.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Obviously this gamer is meant to represent me. Or perhaps me after I move out of my parents basement. Yes I'm just that cool.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    lol to everyones comments, I just got my morning laughs for the day.
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    Wait WTH was she doing outside of the kitchen?
  • Silver_FoxSilver_Fox Spammer Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 34Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Jul 16 2003, 11:05 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Jul 16 2003, 11:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>1]</b> The gamer depicted appears to be fashionable and quite cute.
    <b>2]</b> The gamer depicted appears to have a girlfriend.
    <b>3]</b> The gamer depicted appears to not live in his parents basement. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    well .. I'm 1 for 3 .. lol

    (er, it was #3 you twits.)
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Salty+Jul 16 2003, 12:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Salty @ Jul 16 2003, 12:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wait WTH was she doing outside of the kitchen? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Owned.
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jul 16 2003, 12:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jul 16 2003, 12:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Salty+Jul 16 2003, 12:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Salty @ Jul 16 2003, 12:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wait WTH was she doing outside of the kitchen? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Owned. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Cleaning the bathroom?
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Jul 16 2003, 01:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jul 16 2003, 01:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jul 16 2003, 12:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jul 16 2003, 12:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Salty+Jul 16 2003, 12:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Salty @ Jul 16 2003, 12:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wait WTH was she doing outside of the kitchen? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Owned. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Cleaning the bathroom? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Double owned.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Thread necromancy by an admin! Oh noes!

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    It isn't necromancy if it's adding sufficiently new info. Which is exactly what I bring you today: if you'll check my edit of the 1st post, you'll see you guys can now watch the video, which was at one point taken down.

    Answers to a couple possible questions:

    Q. Why is MonsE making so many jokes that might be seen as sexist?
    A. MonsE was either engaged or married at the time of this thread. When you're a nerd and still manage to hold on to a girlfriend for that long, you can make a couple computer-game-related girlfriend jokes. It's not like he'd go out and buy a wooden log to set up a flaming log ninja trap inside his house. If anything he'd set it up right outside to deter door-to-door salesmen.

    Q. Who is this MonsE guy anyway?
    A. Someone who'd very likely call you a Sunny-D drinking teenangster just for saying that. More seriously, MonsE is listed on the <a href='http://www.natural-selection.org/team.html' target='_blank'>NS Team</a> page as a "retired" member. He used to handle PR work (the job Zunni has now), and because he was an MCSE and ex-marine, he was also skilled in tech support and creeping people out. (No, really. You should've heard his laugh over voice comm in the readyroom after he'd successfully commed a shotgun rush in a blatantly marine-weak build).
  • GWARGWAR Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2297Members, Contributor
    *Chugs some sunny D*

    I'm pretty sure its still around, but MonsE also wrote a pretty good tweak guide for windows. I recommend it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Awesome, I was hoping this video would crop up again some time. Saved just in case.
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    I still wish you guys wouldnt bring this stuff up again - I keep thinking people have come back that havent <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Sep 9 2004, 10:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Sep 9 2004, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I still wish you guys wouldnt bring this stuff up again - I keep thinking people have come back that havent <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ._.
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    whered monse go anyway?
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Sep 10 2004, 01:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Sep 10 2004, 01:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Sep 9 2004, 10:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Sep 9 2004, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I still wish you guys wouldnt bring this stuff up again - I keep thinking people have come back that havent  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ._. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Sep 10 2004, 01:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Sep 10 2004, 01:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Sep 9 2004, 10:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Sep 9 2004, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I still wish you guys wouldnt bring this stuff up again - I keep thinking people have come back that havent  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ._.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh, he still comes in and pokes around periodically.

    I miss him. so funny!

    And he gave me my custom title too b/c I made him laugh really hard once. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Lol I remember one day when I was playing in NS_tanith with him. We were all on the marine team and we were messing up REALLY BAD. MonsE started going off on how Flayra should start the NS Special Olympics for all the retards who were playing at the time. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Oh how we laughed.

    We miss you MonsE and your witty comments! Come home! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    I wonder how MonsE's "Log Ejection Scheme" worked out for him?

    Mine backfired and I was pulling hot splinters out of my rear for weeks. I was also forced to watch the GF play Sims Online for 6 months.



    *shudders*
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I never saw this... but I'm glad I did.
  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    MonsE Pops back every now and then, his last post from just under a month ago, quite a random one:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"When Will Ns Die"

    NEVAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    He must have been having an off day
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