Is Your Girlfriend Insane?
<div class="IPBDescription">probably, women are insane by default</div> <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> This is just me being angry because I can never do anything right.
Its not my fault though, women read into things way too much.
for example, to guys, theres not much of a difference between **** off, angry, mad, and irriatated.
To women, those 4 emotions are all completly different. I heard once that women can detect like 60 different facial expressions and emotions, and men can detect around........ 7.
I think its because men like to keep it simple, women always want to complicate things.
This is my experiance, she acts like something is wrong, you know, all quiet and sort of sad, I ask
"whats wrong?"
"nothing....... ......"
"are you sure?"
".... i guess...."
"whats wrong?" "nothing...."
"are you sure?"
"well I guess...."
"ok... if nothings wrong.."
Then i switch the subject. And she gets angry at me! WTH is going on here.
Men just want to know the problem, if there is one, its no big deal, lets just fix it and get on with something else. Women just want to dwell on how much of a bad day they're having or whatever their stupid reason for being "irritated" is. Not mad or angry at something, irritated. Because there's so much of a difference....
1 more story then I'll stop complaining.
I picked her up at 3:00pm and we were planning to hangout until midnight, then I'd take her home.
At 10pm I get a call from a friend that invites me over to his house, I said I couldn't until 12, he said thats fine. I said sure.
<!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> She says "so your hanging out with your friends after you drop me off?"
"yep, going to ryan's house"
".. thats not cool"
"......what? why?"
She got all jealous because I was going to a friend's and she wasn't going, or hanging out with one of her friends. Over 15 minutes she explained all the reasons she got angry for that. Sorry not angry, irritated.
I flat out told her she was INSANE. Eventually I got her to agree with me.
Women, I swear..... her -> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> <--- me
Any thoughts? experiances? flames?
Its not my fault though, women read into things way too much.
for example, to guys, theres not much of a difference between **** off, angry, mad, and irriatated.
To women, those 4 emotions are all completly different. I heard once that women can detect like 60 different facial expressions and emotions, and men can detect around........ 7.
I think its because men like to keep it simple, women always want to complicate things.
This is my experiance, she acts like something is wrong, you know, all quiet and sort of sad, I ask
"whats wrong?"
"nothing....... ......"
"are you sure?"
".... i guess...."
"whats wrong?" "nothing...."
"are you sure?"
"well I guess...."
"ok... if nothings wrong.."
Then i switch the subject. And she gets angry at me! WTH is going on here.
Men just want to know the problem, if there is one, its no big deal, lets just fix it and get on with something else. Women just want to dwell on how much of a bad day they're having or whatever their stupid reason for being "irritated" is. Not mad or angry at something, irritated. Because there's so much of a difference....
1 more story then I'll stop complaining.
I picked her up at 3:00pm and we were planning to hangout until midnight, then I'd take her home.
At 10pm I get a call from a friend that invites me over to his house, I said I couldn't until 12, he said thats fine. I said sure.
<!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> She says "so your hanging out with your friends after you drop me off?"
"yep, going to ryan's house"
".. thats not cool"
"......what? why?"
She got all jealous because I was going to a friend's and she wasn't going, or hanging out with one of her friends. Over 15 minutes she explained all the reasons she got angry for that. Sorry not angry, irritated.
I flat out told her she was INSANE. Eventually I got her to agree with me.
Women, I swear..... her -> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> <--- me
Any thoughts? experiances? flames?
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im in a woman dilemma atm so dont even talk to me about it
(liking 2 people VERY much at once.)
My advice: Ask her how her day was, then ask he how she's feeling/what she's thinking throughout the day at 1 and 45 minute intervals. This won't really give you any insight on the problem but it will let her vent and keep her happy. This is what they call "communication".
NO END.
[Wolf] does the word manajatwa mean anything to you? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
"The ability to screw up multiple things at once."
Because this would certainly get nuked, I hereby say that it is a joke. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Yeah, I know.
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you poor ****.... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
Yeah, I know. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Wow, this is like the worst excuse for a rant ever! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Yeah, I know. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Wow, this is like the worst excuse for a rant ever! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think because she started thinking about said action of mine, and somehow forgot that it was jsut an imagined action. Thus, she got angry with me about it.
More senility then anything else.
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Was it something illegal?
Yeah, I know. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I knew a girl once who got mad at me for something I did to her while she was sleeping.
It's kinda the same thing.....
"You're right, dear"
"Sorry, dear"
"Here is some asprin, dear"
Know those words well.. lol
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I had a girl get angry for something I did IN HER FRIENDS DREAM.
Same here. My GF got **** at me because I've supposedly given her recurring nightmares.
im in a woman dilemma atm so dont even talk to me about it
(liking 2 people VERY much at once.) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
awwww <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
i'm sorry :/
Yeah, I know. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I saw that in Friends once...
Yeah, I know. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I saw that in Friends once... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
The one where Pheobe gets angry at Ross for calling her a loser after beating her at chess, then tears off his face and becomes Cameron Diaz, right?
O_O
Good thing I don't watch Friends I s'pose...
O_O
Good thing I don't watch Friends I s'pose... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You have no idea!
*realises he admitted to watching Friends*
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Yeah, I know. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dreams read into what a person's view of you is. If you're an **** in her dream odds are you did something to anger in real life, or played the part a good few times too many. Most dreams are just meaningless flop that is created in the depth of the human brain to make us feel part of a greater power. Every dream is odd to you, but stupid to someone else. If I've learned anything, it's don't share dreams unless it involves famous people and sex, or the solution to cold fusion.
Oh yeah, water is wet, women are crazy <i>(not insane)</i>, the sun is bright, men are clueless, and the world is round. Get used to it, if you can't learn to bide by the odd rules women make up you won't get far.
In the party situation when you brought your girl home at midnight and told her you were going out again. I would've just lied and said "No I'm not going." explained it all to my friends in case one of them was stupid enough to call while she was over and say, "Dude! You were soo drunk last night!"
Just like if you have a friend, who is a girl, you have to go over to comfort because her boyfriend broke up with her or because she lost her job. You explain it to your girlfriend as "She's really broken up the poor thing, I'm afraid she might do something drastic if I don't go." or on the off chance you want her to tag along, plead for her to come. And thank her fully when she agrees.
The trick is to make them think they're in control all beings love control, women think the same way trust me. Oh and control is an illusion <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> confusing isn't it?
Wrong trick - you should actually learn to control their dreams Freddy Krueger style...
Scenario: I'm sitting here mapping or concentrating, reading my emails, whatever...
<gf> Are you mad at me?
<me> No
<gf> Are you ok?
<me> Yes (notice the short answers, this is because i'm concentrating)
<gf> Are you sure you're not mad at me
<me> (now getting a bit irritated) No, i'm fine.
<gf> You seem mad at me.
<me> FFS! I'm NOT mad at you.
<gf> No need to shout at me, see, you are mad.
<me> ARRRRGGGHHH
Scenario: I'm sitting here mapping or concentrating, reading my emails, whatever...
<gf> Are you mad at me?
<me> No
<gf> Are you ok?
<me> Yes (notice the short answers, this is because i'm concentrating)
<gf> Are you sure you're not mad at me
<me> (now getting a bit irritated) No, i'm fine.
<gf> You seem mad at me.
<me> FFS! I'm NOT mad at you.
<gf> No need to shout at me, see, you are mad.
<me> ARRRRGGGHHH <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
OOh, I HATE that one! When I say I'm not angry, I'm not angry... man...
Scenario: I'm sitting here mapping or concentrating, reading my emails, whatever...
<gf> Are you mad at me?
<me> No
<gf> Are you ok?
<me> Yes (notice the short answers, this is because i'm concentrating)
<gf> Are you sure you're not mad at me
<me> (now getting a bit irritated) No, i'm fine.
<gf> You seem mad at me.
<me> FFS! I'm NOT mad at you.
<gf> No need to shout at me, see, you are mad.
<me> ARRRRGGGHHH <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
OOh, I HATE that one! When I say I'm not angry, I'm not angry... man... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
i get this alot....
i also get moaned at for not listening.... silly hobbit! im trying to watch the damn TV!
lol
the thing which i actually would like to eradicate form the entire world forever.
'are you ok'
'yeh fine'
'sure?'
'yes'
'promise you aint lying to me?
*silence*
'so there is somethign wrong!'
'well yeh but its nothing'
' i dont care i want to hear it'
'no dont worry abotu it, its ok.'
'babe, please?'
*tears*'well blah blah blah etc'
that is how it always is.. she manages to get herself all worked up from the build up to telling me.. it is ridiculous..
you talkin about the one you told me about? cuz i thought everything was getting cool between you 2?
or was it one i never heard about? SPEAK!