You Might Be A Rambo
<div class="IPBDescription">Jeff Foxworthy style</div> After reading a post in the general forum I decide to make this thread just for some shats and giggles.
If you think crouching in the corner of a hallway by the alien's hive for the whole round is a good way to stop alien expansion, you might be a Rambo.
If you spend no less than 45 seconds at the armory after every spawn even when the commander is screaming at you to go through a phasegate, you might be a Rambo.
If the commander gives you JP/HMG and you fly off without waiting for anyone and take the long way to the heaviest defended hive and die after getting lost 3 times, you might be a Rambo.
If the commander tells you to guard an RT and a skulk runs by and you chase it halfway across the map, you might be a Rambo.
If you see a waypoint on your screen and tell yourself that it's a good place to get health if you ever get too hurt after trying to knife the alien's start RT, you might be a Rambo.
If you get HA/HMG and a welder and you go attack the WoL that killed you 3 times earlier because you're mad at it and then get owned by 3 fades, you might be a Rambo.
and finally
If you are crouching in a hallway and the comm drops a phasegate and TF 3 feet away from you and tells you to build them and you ignore him for 10 minutes because you are killing a skulk every 40 second and then get charged by an onos after 15 minutes, you just might be a Rambo.
If you think crouching in the corner of a hallway by the alien's hive for the whole round is a good way to stop alien expansion, you might be a Rambo.
If you spend no less than 45 seconds at the armory after every spawn even when the commander is screaming at you to go through a phasegate, you might be a Rambo.
If the commander gives you JP/HMG and you fly off without waiting for anyone and take the long way to the heaviest defended hive and die after getting lost 3 times, you might be a Rambo.
If the commander tells you to guard an RT and a skulk runs by and you chase it halfway across the map, you might be a Rambo.
If you see a waypoint on your screen and tell yourself that it's a good place to get health if you ever get too hurt after trying to knife the alien's start RT, you might be a Rambo.
If you get HA/HMG and a welder and you go attack the WoL that killed you 3 times earlier because you're mad at it and then get owned by 3 fades, you might be a Rambo.
and finally
If you are crouching in a hallway and the comm drops a phasegate and TF 3 feet away from you and tells you to build them and you ignore him for 10 minutes because you are killing a skulk every 40 second and then get charged by an onos after 15 minutes, you just might be a Rambo.
Comments
If you run to seemingly random locations attempting to kill each alien on the way and not providing any intel, you might be a Rambo.
If your name is Sylvester Stallone, you are Rambo.
Whoa... "naow That's a knoife" - Crocodile Dundee.
They're putting in female marines eventually, that wouldn't work out too well...
You might be a Rambo if you leave base without teammates, sporting your knife, and bunny hopping to the nearest Hive location.
You might be a Rambo if you are unnoticed, but shoot at any skulk that runs by after you were told to be quiet and wait for reinforcements.
You might be a Rambo if your comm drops HA/HMG/Welder and your first instinct is to rush the Hive alone, with your welder drawn, and sparks flying.
but i also clearly am a team player on days where im not **** and need to kill something asap <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> when im alien and i see a rine is shooting at a gorge at a distance and the gorge is taking such a beating belivie it or not i jump in front of it to take a few bullets while it runs away i feel like such a kevin cosnor in the movie body guard when i do that <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
So true