Diary of a madman
Gibby
Join Date: 2002-04-26 Member: 518Members
Join Date: 2002-04-26 Member: 518Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Two weeks since feature completion.</div>*rocks back and forth in his chair twitching*
<i>It's 2:39 Am. I'm reading the forums, two, three times a day now. Checking the website every day. I used to be able to go a week, but I just can't go that long.. not without a fix, even a small one. I sicken myself that I am already addicted to a game that isn't out. It happened with Final Fantasy 7-8 and 10. And it happened with Warcraft 2 back in the day. And its happening again, and I'm a powerless remora eel on the oars of a unmoving boat.</i> *twitch*<i> I ran and screamed like a girl away from my cat a few nights ago, I thought it was a Bob. I hold brooms and umbrellas like a LMG. I sometimes add that "radio static" thing to my voice before and after I talk. I tried soldering the cardboard bailer shut at work, and my boss caught me and fired me. But it's fine, because now I can spend more time watching the website. Yes.
People are starting to avoid me. Is there no cure? Or will the cure kill the patient to purge the disease? I pray for freedom from this curse, I wonder if I'll be able to remember my previous self after it comes... but that's not important.
My doctor said I have to get more sleep. I'm going to go upstairs and pretend to sleep, so my parents don't get concerned. I need not bring them into this.. it's been two weeks, and they said it would be soon, and that means, soon, everything will be good again, happiness will return to my bleak world of hesitant apprehension. Soon. </i> *twitch*
Sincerely, Jhonathan.
(note, I'm kidding ) <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
<i>It's 2:39 Am. I'm reading the forums, two, three times a day now. Checking the website every day. I used to be able to go a week, but I just can't go that long.. not without a fix, even a small one. I sicken myself that I am already addicted to a game that isn't out. It happened with Final Fantasy 7-8 and 10. And it happened with Warcraft 2 back in the day. And its happening again, and I'm a powerless remora eel on the oars of a unmoving boat.</i> *twitch*<i> I ran and screamed like a girl away from my cat a few nights ago, I thought it was a Bob. I hold brooms and umbrellas like a LMG. I sometimes add that "radio static" thing to my voice before and after I talk. I tried soldering the cardboard bailer shut at work, and my boss caught me and fired me. But it's fine, because now I can spend more time watching the website. Yes.
People are starting to avoid me. Is there no cure? Or will the cure kill the patient to purge the disease? I pray for freedom from this curse, I wonder if I'll be able to remember my previous self after it comes... but that's not important.
My doctor said I have to get more sleep. I'm going to go upstairs and pretend to sleep, so my parents don't get concerned. I need not bring them into this.. it's been two weeks, and they said it would be soon, and that means, soon, everything will be good again, happiness will return to my bleak world of hesitant apprehension. Soon. </i> *twitch*
Sincerely, Jhonathan.
(note, I'm kidding ) <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
Comments
I have to phase gate to work now.
doh!
This-
This is a <i>game</i>?
I've wasted several months of my life on a <b>game</b>, not an ultra advanced training sim brought back from the futre to combat the alien menace?
There might not even be an alien menace or even any aliens in the real world!?!
NO!
THATS NOT POSSIBLE!
<b>AHHHHHHH!!!!!!</b>
Unfortunately they dont let me have cutlery after they discovered the tattoo on my back of Flayras home address <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->, luckily they havent found the polaroids of him showering yet... he lets out NS info in every movement he makes. I learnt about lvl5s charge move by watching him eat his cereal in the afternoon.
<!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->, this is fun. I bet I can scare people more than you lot can <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
*runs*
Walk the line again today
Entries of confusion
Dear diary, I'm here to stay
Manic depression befriends me
Hear his voice
Sanity, now it's beyond me
There's no choice
I saw the mass enthusiasm on the boards and decided I'd poke fun with that post. Luckily people got the joke. BTW, my name isn't Jhonathan either. <!--emo&:0--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&:asrifle:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':asrifle:'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:tiny:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':tiny:'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:tiny:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':tiny:'><!--endemo-->
j/k, as usual in thsi thread...
Now then.
June 11, 2002 00:53
I just recently found out NS isn't a training sim brought back in the futre, except it isn't true, it's another of those ********** government conspireces. But I'll prove them wrong. Down in my secret sub-basement lab I'm geneticly engineering a Bob.
<distant voice in background: It's not a sub-basement, it's ur second story room, and ur not doing genetic engineering, ur using plastic, aluminum foil, duct tape and super glue.>
SHUT UP CURT!
Now where was I?
Ah yes i am geneticly engineering a Bob, then by the time it is the futre NS will be<b> REAL!!!!!!</b> <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
No, but mine is <!--emo&:0--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'><!--endemo-->
Actually, it's Jonathan, so you're OK.
I'm fine.
/twitch
on how I will be selecting
the best way of disecting
one of those human scum
My claws are made for rending,
finding humans and then sending,
them to a painful ending
who needs opposable thumbs
I'll slowly inviscira...
damn, ran outa crayon and theres only so much blood in the human body so I gotta write this fast
I'll slow...
/me collapses on the floor, twitching occasionally
I can smell your spicy brains.
Might as well join them then.....
BTW my room looks like a hive too!! (execpt that's not because of slimy things dripping down my walls, but everything else from PC-games to Lego.....
I can smell them.
Have you ever thought that maybe its that geneticly engineered bob that will cause the future marines to send back a training sim to train us to defeat the aliens in the future? Then maybe in the future when we are all marines, we will send a training sim back to the past to ourselves, but if we didnt we would never become marines in the first place, but we would still be marines, or oh damn I've gone crosseyed.
But then if sgt. x doesn't create the bob then we will never get NS! Maybe ns will come out when bob is complete.
*Cork2 died*
*runs away with ferret*