.. coke withdrawels

ObibunObibun Join Date: 2002-04-23 Member: 492Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">I'm not addicted, i swear.. i can quit..</div>The strangest thing just hit me.

I've been sitting at my computer for the past 30 minutes, KNOWING there was a coke can to my right. I look over, and there's nothing there. Even though I could have sworn it, I had the can so visualized. I could have tasted the coke.

Besides, who says coke is bad for you?

*Hand shakes violently*

... I can quit anytime, I mean it! It's got nothin' on me..

..
...
....

*Grabs a bottle of coke and fumbles around with the cap using his shakey hands..*

...

Come on, damn you! COME ON!

*Opens the bottle and drinks.. and drinks.. and drinks..*
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    giving up coke is a good thing.

    come into the light, and have some dr. pepper.

    :D
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    You left your computer for- for a carbonated drink! I haven't left in a week, if it wasn't for my family i would've starved! <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
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  • LazarusLazarus Join Date: 2002-01-28 Member: 122Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Gold
    You should try to get the bloodsugar down, couse then you dont care about coke anymore which is a good thing. (20 sugarcubes in 1/2 liter bottle, hmm)
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  • SonoSono Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 105Members
    I don't like Coke for sugar, like it for caffeine <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

    /me points to thinkgeek.com where you can order caffeinited soap

    Hint: If you go on a LAN and don't like to sleep drink coffee with sugar and eat tortilla chips, at the same time.
    buahahah...
    but it helps.
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  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sono+July 17 2002,04:48--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Sono @ July 17 2002,04:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->/me points to thinkgeek.com where you can order caffeinited soap<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Which proves that even geeks can be tricked into buying perfectly useless junk.
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  • SonoSono Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 105Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DrunkenBozo+July 17 2002,13:32--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (DrunkenBozo @ July 17 2002,13:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Sono+July 17 2002,04:48--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Sono @ July 17 2002,04:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->/me points to thinkgeek.com where you can order caffeinited soap<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Which proves that even geeks can be tricked into buying perfectly useless junk.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yup. (I haven't bought it.)
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  • RamsesRamses Join Date: 2002-05-21 Member: 642Members
    I don't like/drink any carbonated(?) drinks at all, I only drink apple-juice orang-juice or milk. Don't know if it's good for your bloodsugar(?) but it tasts good to me...
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  • PlaguebearerPlaguebearer Join Date: 2002-03-21 Member: 338Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    What sucks is when you have to =stop= drinking Coke, etc.  The caffiene withdrawal headaches are <b>killer</b>.
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  • liquidscriptliquidscript Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 35Members, Constellation
    Just drink water, and lots of it.  I'm serious, it makes you feel pretty good.  That and milk.  But water is excellent on those withdrawal headaches too.  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

    Water PWNS j()()!!!!! w00t w00t!!!!
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Plaguebearer+July 17 2002,14:32--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Plaguebearer @ July 17 2002,14:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->What sucks is when you have to =stop= drinking Coke, etc.  The caffiene withdrawal headaches are <b>killer</b>.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Been there. Done that. The best I allow myself to drink these days is 7-up.
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Dew is my poison, but hey, i can see how coke'd do it too.

    I try to cut back, but sometimes I just need something to pick me up after a paintball game.
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    Mmmmm.... carbonated caffeine beverages........
    /Me twitches
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  • LazarusLazarus Join Date: 2002-01-28 Member: 122Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Gold
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Don't know if it's good for your bloodsugar(?) but it tasts good to me...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I dont know the right word for bloodsugar but when you have not eaten something sugerish for some time, the bloodsuger drops down and the body reacts with a desire for more suger. I once got the BS so low that I started to dont care about candy and sweet stuff any more. And guess what, then I got 2 kg of candy as a christmas gift and it was all ruined.
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  • Parse_ErrorParse_Error Join Date: 2002-03-18 Member: 331Members
    Low Blood Sugar is called Hypoglycemia:
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    A person with hypoglycemia may feel weak, drowsy, confused, hungry, and dizzy. Paleness, headache, irritability, trembling, sweating, rapid heart beat, and a cold, clammy feeling are also signs of low blood sugar. In severe cases, a person can lose consciousness and even lapse into a coma.
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    I don't think your blood sugar was that low.
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  • MartMart Origin of SUYF Join Date: 2002-02-26 Member: 248Members
    *Stands up*

    Hello everyone. My name is Mart ########, and i'm a coca-cola addict.

    *Everyone Claps*

    Thanks... thank you... my story starts way back before i was born... *continues talking for 16 years describing every single tiny event that has ever happened to him*

    *Sits down*

    *looks around*

    ...when did everybody start decomposing?
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Coca-Cola sucks, Cream Soda is the best pop! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
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  • KhaimKhaim Join Date: 2002-06-28 Member: 841Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    yay for cream soda, IBC cream soda espectialy
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  • GencideGencide Join Date: 2002-05-30 Member: 698Members
    IBC owns!

    But if you want just a caffiene fix, I suggest Moutain Dew. I know the "rumors" about this drink but i'm freakin addicted to it. If I plan on pulling all-nighters, I suck down a MD and i'm good to go.

    I drink lots of water myself, and for a time I stopped drinking all forms of carbonated drinks for a month or two, and lost weight by just sticking to water and Orange Juice.

    Orange Juice is god's drink ladies and gentleman. I love OJ.
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