Butcher Some Literature For Me
SpceM0nkey
Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12480Members
Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12480Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">celebrate ns2.0</div> In celebration of NS2.0, I posted Neomatrix's changelist on my clan's website. Then figuring I wasnt adding anything original, I decided to butcher a classic poem. It is contained below. So in the spirit of the "Butcher the lyrics of a song" and "Write Shakespeare in Code" I give you the:
"Famous Speeches, Quotes or Poems - NSstylz"
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Not like the brazen giant of Geek fame,
With conquering minds astride from lan to lan,
Here at our sweat-washed, computers shall stand
A mighty man with a monitor, whose flame
Is the imprisoned coding, and his name
The Flayra. From his keyboard-hand
Glows world-wide welcome;
his mild eyes command
The mod of that Half-Life engine game.
"Keep, ancient bores, you CS pomp!" cries he,
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to game free,
The wretched refuse of the internet bore.
Send these, the hopless, those lost to DOD,
I lift my GAME among the online core!"
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ill give you another example, in repect to the "Constellation Members Diserve Stuff thread":
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Ask not what Natural Selection can do for you, but what you can do for your Natural Selection<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hopefully you can come up with something acutally funny and inventive, cause i sure as hell cant. At the very worst it gives you something to do.
ps. <a href='http://il.serverops.com' target='_blank'>Our Website, Very Much a Work in Progress</a>
pps. Americans should be able to guess where the source of the original came from. French people should find it easy too.
"Famous Speeches, Quotes or Poems - NSstylz"
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Not like the brazen giant of Geek fame,
With conquering minds astride from lan to lan,
Here at our sweat-washed, computers shall stand
A mighty man with a monitor, whose flame
Is the imprisoned coding, and his name
The Flayra. From his keyboard-hand
Glows world-wide welcome;
his mild eyes command
The mod of that Half-Life engine game.
"Keep, ancient bores, you CS pomp!" cries he,
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to game free,
The wretched refuse of the internet bore.
Send these, the hopless, those lost to DOD,
I lift my GAME among the online core!"
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ill give you another example, in repect to the "Constellation Members Diserve Stuff thread":
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Ask not what Natural Selection can do for you, but what you can do for your Natural Selection<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hopefully you can come up with something acutally funny and inventive, cause i sure as hell cant. At the very worst it gives you something to do.
ps. <a href='http://il.serverops.com' target='_blank'>Our Website, Very Much a Work in Progress</a>
pps. Americans should be able to guess where the source of the original came from. French people should find it easy too.