What troll? That post is too funny, and the misspelled words too odd (tourretes?) to be real. It's obviously a joke. If you still think it's an actual troll, there're some reviews on somethingawful.com you should check out...
The_Real_QuasarHas the I.Q. of 12,000 P.E. TeachersJoin Date: 2002-11-26Member: 9998Members
<!--QuoteBegin--the draft+Aug 11 2003, 05:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (the draft @ Aug 11 2003, 05:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...and the misspelled words too odd (tourretes?) to be real... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Or he's french.
Actually, I'm pretty sure a troll by definition is a post like this made specifically to "troll" for laughter and attention (see nautical definition). At least, I hope this was a troll. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
All kidding aside, I think we should just give it a good laugh (or an aloof "hmph") and move onto the next post. It was pretty obviously just a joke for our amusement (although I have talked to some people...) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Can't you see that it is clearly a joke? It has to be! What other explanation is there? ... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
Woah, these are worse than my suggestions (which were comeplete nub crap btw)
I'd like to hear more of your ideas. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
h.w.f. was funnier. but good attempt? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
If he was serious, he needs a swift 50cal shot to the head.
If not (That had to be a joke), HILARIOUS! You had me laughing from "pissass" <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
But you know... He never did mention the single most popular request.....
The scorpian that hovars without flapping <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--LambdaProject+Aug 10 2003, 08:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LambdaProject @ Aug 10 2003, 08:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Welcome to a smart bomb wannabee thread. Lets just pass over this troll <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> /me taps finger to nose! Smartbomb, Smartbomb is that you? LOL
Also, the best way to not make an **** of your self if your new is a) Learn to Spell properly, its pizzas, not Pissass b) don't place so many Ideas in 1 thread c) play the game long enough to know what the characters are called
<!--QuoteBegin--Monkeybonk+Aug 10 2003, 11:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Monkeybonk @ Aug 10 2003, 11:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French kitchen?</b>
this is a joke right... please tell me it's a joke... please!!!?!?! <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--NSMonkey+Aug 10 2003, 08:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSMonkey @ Aug 10 2003, 08:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OK NS is pretty cool now but hwat it needs is more pissass to make it exciting and the aliens always lose with 2.0 and ive been playing since 2.04 so im pretty sure i know what im talking bout kthx so heres the idea dont flame plz:
*Those guys with the claws should get someting that makes the little blue circle dispaper because the marinea always know where they are goin be next which is no good
*The flying thing the guy that said they should not flap their wings i thinik so because it makes a sound which is bad they should be silthy like James Bonde and shoot the armor guys with the spikes
*I saw a suggesting that said the claw guys are going to get a new thing that breathes fire adnd thats good because tourrettes are 2 hard 2 kill
*In starcraft the armor guys could pick up their base and move it around and i dont know why you disabled that in NS 2.01c it was better whn they could
*The commander should be able to shoot from his chair like peek out and do a littloe karate chop when the skulk is eating the chair because who wouldnt lolol
*The big oliphant things shoed be able to not get hit by missilos when the armor guys are shooting them and the big armor guys should get eaten and the dog thinss should be able to go inside the armor guy cammander base and make the computer all mess up like ghosts should start attacking them from the walls and maybe like in star wars the blue ghost things like when obee one died to the black mask dude that would be cool
NEway these are just my suggestings so if u like them plz tell me and i think they will give nature selecting more pissass thx for the game its good <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> How old <i>are</i> you?
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<!--QuoteBegin--Majin+Aug 11 2003, 10:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ Aug 11 2003, 10:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> a) Learn to Spell properly, its pizzas, not Pissass <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> sorry sir, thats a popular bread product of italian origin with cheese and sauce. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Pizzaz has 3 different correct spellings, pizzazz pizazz or pizzaz. <a href='http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pizazz' target='_blank'>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pizazz</a>
i think "nature selecting" is a good game. I think it's got just the right amount of pizazz, but you know what i do think? I think the writer of this topic is a "****-****".
man, i hope for the sake of the american people that this guy doesn't speak english as a first language. I'm surprised this guy was able to not only push the on button on his computer, but also sign up for these forums and then proceed to make an **** out of himself. But i guess even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then. (sigh)
KungFuSquirrelBasher of MuttonsJoin Date: 2002-01-26Member: 103Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
edited August 2003
<!--QuoteBegin--Majin+Aug 11 2003, 09:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ Aug 11 2003, 09:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> a) Learn to Spell properly, its pizzas, not Pissass <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You know, if you are actually going to critique someone's spelling on the internet, you could perhaps spell the word correctly yourself. "Pizzazz." Unless you want a large beef/pepperoni split with anchovies? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
In this particular case, the misspelling is quite entertaining. Pure gold. Pun intended.
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Or he's french.
All kidding aside, I think we should just give it a good laugh (or an aloof "hmph") and move onto the next post. It was pretty obviously just a joke for our amusement (although I have talked to some people...) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<b><i>LINOLEUM BLOWNAPARTE!</i></b>
BADUM *TISS*
It is hungry.
I just showed some workmates who've never heard of NS this, even they agree he should be shot (that's if he's serious.)
If not, cheers for the laughter mate.
I'd like to hear more of your ideas. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
In other news, my head hurts and I feel dumber after reading all that. Though it did make me laugh.
Just..... Wow....
If he was serious, he needs a swift 50cal shot to the head.
If not (That had to be a joke), HILARIOUS! You had me laughing from "pissass" <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
The scorpian that hovars without flapping <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
/me taps finger to nose!
Smartbomb, Smartbomb is that you?
LOL
Also, the best way to not make an **** of your self if your new is
a) Learn to Spell properly, its pizzas, not Pissass
b) don't place so many Ideas in 1 thread
c) play the game long enough to know what the characters are called
<b><i>LINOLEUM BLOWNAPARTE!</i></b>
BADUM *TISS* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
The rim shot did it for me!
*Those guys with the claws should get someting that makes the little blue circle dispaper because the marinea always know where they are goin be next which is no good
*The flying thing the guy that said they should not flap their wings i thinik so because it makes a sound which is bad they should be silthy like James Bonde and shoot the armor guys with the spikes
*I saw a suggesting that said the claw guys are going to get a new thing that breathes fire adnd thats good because tourrettes are 2 hard 2 kill
*In starcraft the armor guys could pick up their base and move it around and i dont know why you disabled that in NS 2.01c it was better whn they could
*The commander should be able to shoot from his chair like peek out and do a littloe karate chop when the skulk is eating the chair because who wouldnt lolol
*The big oliphant things shoed be able to not get hit by missilos when the armor guys are shooting them and the big armor guys should get eaten and the dog thinss should be able to go inside the armor guy cammander base and make the computer all mess up like ghosts should start attacking them from the walls and maybe like in star wars the blue ghost things like when obee one died to the black mask dude that would be cool
NEway these are just my suggestings so if u like them plz tell me and i think they will give nature selecting more pissass thx for the game its good <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
How old <i>are</i> you?
sorry sir, thats a popular bread product of italian origin with cheese and sauce. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Pizzaz has 3 different correct spellings, pizzazz pizazz or pizzaz. <a href='http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pizazz' target='_blank'>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pizazz</a>
man, i hope for the sake of the american people that this guy doesn't speak english as a first language. I'm surprised this guy was able to not only push the on button on his computer, but also sign up for these forums and then proceed to make an **** out of himself. But i guess even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then. (sigh)
LMAO.
Of course it isnt serious. Its meant to be funny. And it is pretty funny.
Im laughing more at those who responded seriously to the post.
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You know, if you are actually going to critique someone's spelling on the internet, you could perhaps spell the word correctly yourself. "Pizzazz." Unless you want a large beef/pepperoni split with anchovies? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
In this particular case, the misspelling is quite entertaining. Pure gold. Pun intended.