Hahahaah N00bs :)
Monkeybonk
Join Date: 2003-08-04 Member: 18859Banned
I was playing in a game the other day with a guy named 'CheatBot v5.1a'.
Someone said 'Is cheatbot a real bot'? Cheat didn't respond, so I responded for him. Then he began helping me!
Player1 - "Is Cheatbot a real bot?"
Me - "Yes. He runs on the Linux box next to me, using another copy of halflife."
Player2 - "Are you joking?"
Player1 - "OMG you cheater."
Me - "Watch."
Me - "Cheatbot, upload 'wallhack_v.2.1'"
CheatBot - "Syntax Error"
Me - "Damn, don't think I have that one working. Let's see..."
Me - "Cheatbot, upload 'GoDmOdE_HaXx0r'
CheatBot - "Program Uploaded."
Player1 - "Holy ****. you hacker. I'm going to get you banned, and your bot."
Player3 - "Dude, I think he's joking."
Me - "I've got more kills then anyone here, you think I did that on my own?"
Player2 - "OMG you hackr!"
Player1 - "Wheres the admin im gonna make sure you never play NS again cheater."
Player2 - "<Insert Explatives>"
Me - "Cheatbot, make comments about their sexual preference."
CheatBot - "<Explatives>"
Me - "He also works like an IRC bot too!"
Player1 - "F***ing hacker"
** Player 1 has left the game **
Player2 - "OMG he's not even a real bot."
Player3 - "You guys are retarded."
Me - "Idiots! He's been comming for us the ENTIRE GAME, how can a bot do that!? You guys are SO STUPID!"
CheatBot - "ROFL! OMG n00bs!"
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Someone said 'Is cheatbot a real bot'? Cheat didn't respond, so I responded for him. Then he began helping me!
Player1 - "Is Cheatbot a real bot?"
Me - "Yes. He runs on the Linux box next to me, using another copy of halflife."
Player2 - "Are you joking?"
Player1 - "OMG you cheater."
Me - "Watch."
Me - "Cheatbot, upload 'wallhack_v.2.1'"
CheatBot - "Syntax Error"
Me - "Damn, don't think I have that one working. Let's see..."
Me - "Cheatbot, upload 'GoDmOdE_HaXx0r'
CheatBot - "Program Uploaded."
Player1 - "Holy ****. you hacker. I'm going to get you banned, and your bot."
Player3 - "Dude, I think he's joking."
Me - "I've got more kills then anyone here, you think I did that on my own?"
Player2 - "OMG you hackr!"
Player1 - "Wheres the admin im gonna make sure you never play NS again cheater."
Player2 - "<Insert Explatives>"
Me - "Cheatbot, make comments about their sexual preference."
CheatBot - "<Explatives>"
Me - "He also works like an IRC bot too!"
Player1 - "F***ing hacker"
** Player 1 has left the game **
Player2 - "OMG he's not even a real bot."
Player3 - "You guys are retarded."
Me - "Idiots! He's been comming for us the ENTIRE GAME, how can a bot do that!? You guys are SO STUPID!"
CheatBot - "ROFL! OMG n00bs!"
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My favorite was when I told them to run for the scrolling wall on Origin and jump-duck-flashlight right as Flayra's name ran by. None of them could get the "timing" down. It was hillarious. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
CheatBot - "<Explatives>"
Comedy gold <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
My favorite was when I told them to run for the scrolling wall on Origin and jump-duck-flashlight right as Flayra's name ran by. None of them could get the "timing" down. It was hillarious. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I assume that every time you 'show' them you press 'jointeamone' key, so you 'dissapear' into the easter egg room? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Fun to get reactions from people like that. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
I'm so evil.
well, if I had a clan, I'd do that. *sigh*
Actually Player3 knew what was going on.
But this was hilarious <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
How stupid can people be these days <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
But anyways gg another boasting thread. :/
instant classic
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good times <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Sometimes I go on pubs and in ns_hera tell them theres another secret room and go to a random wall and tell them to hit 'use' in a certain combo. Then right when I finish the 'combo' I f4 and watch them try to do it while laughing my *** off... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
i havent played NS in a long time.. but because of this thread.. i am DLing 2.0 and i am gonna get back into the game.. reminds me of the good old times =)
My favorite was when I told them to run for the scrolling wall on Origin and jump-duck-flashlight right as Flayra's name ran by. None of them could get the "timing" down. It was hillarious. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
We actually convinced a whole team that there were secret rooms on origin and tanith before a scrim. We use seperate voicecom and we were almost in tears as they kept asking us how we were doing this.
The best part is one of the guys in our clan didn't get it either and was trying to figure out how to do it too. We kept 'em going for about 10 minutes I think.
I've worked in retail for years. I know a lot about what happens to your money and how much over the odds you pay for everything and all the sales "cons" you all fall for.
A noob is just someone who doesn't know as much as you. There are more important things in life (from a practical perspective anyway <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->) than knowing about computer games. You nubs. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I've worked in retail for years. I know a lot about what happens to your money and how much over the odds you pay for everything and all the sales "cons" you all fall for.
A noob is just someone who doesn't know as much as you. There are more important things in life (from a practical perspective anyway <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->) than knowing about computer games. You nubs. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Best Buy and Wallmart usually have rip-off prices for games, goto one of those stores that sells used games or whatever, nuff said. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->