Skulky Goes Vegan
spyduck
Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18939Members
<div class="IPBDescription">A touching story</div> Skulky was walking home one day, from school of course, through Farmer McGorge's Farm and his stunning array of cabbages and carrots. Skulky decided to walk into the vegetable patch, and decided he had enough of Marine Flesh and was going to become a vegan, after all, he heard so much about the benefits of not eating Marine Flesh.
Skulky thought to himself as he was looking up in the blue, cloud-filled sky, "I wish I was never a skulk." Then he died from a natural cause.
Skulky's body lies in the vegetable patch to this day. It is rumoured that on a random warm, sunny summer day, you can still see Skulky wandering in Farmer McGorge's cabbage and carrot patches, questioning his own veganism.
RIP Skulky.
Skulky thought to himself as he was looking up in the blue, cloud-filled sky, "I wish I was never a skulk." Then he died from a natural cause.
Skulky's body lies in the vegetable patch to this day. It is rumoured that on a random warm, sunny summer day, you can still see Skulky wandering in Farmer McGorge's cabbage and carrot patches, questioning his own veganism.
RIP Skulky.
Comments
happy now shadows?
That was the best story ever...
sifnt eat marines though
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