I Dreamt About Mila Jovovich

ViPrViPr Resident naysayer Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1515Members
edited August 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">so messed up</div> i just had to tell people about this coz it's just so typical of me and it's so funny. i had a dream that Mila Jovovich was my roomate for university for some inexplicable reason and when she left the room and i had to pee i just peed so uncontrollably all over the room on everything. don't ask me why (maybe coz i had a boner and couldn't point down). and i was like damn she's gonna be so pssst if she comes and sees that i peed all over the room. and no before you ask it wasn't the kind of dream you're thinking about; i didn't get anywhere with her so i can't tell you about how good her body looks so don't bother asking me <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> . i never have dreams like that. my dreams have to be all **** up for some reason. why does this have to happen to me, something always has to go wrong in my hot dreams.

btw the same night i dreamt that i was on a mission to gross out or drown some residents of some apartment by jamming my fingers into some socket on the end of a wire in a panel that i accessed by crawling through some vent in the wall and injecting copious amounts of my blood into their apartment through their blood supply tube <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> , Don't ask me why my mind comes up with these **** up concepts. and then i remember stumbling around not being able to stand up coz i drained too much blood , well duh, and then i was just lying in a gooey puddle of my blood in the hallway waiting for someone to help me. i probably had this dream from playing on an NS server that had the marine blood plug-in and i had set my decals limit really high so there was just blood splattered everywhere up the walls, ceiling, and floor. good fun.

so what kind of dreams do you guys have?
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  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    We had a huge topic about this and it somewhere back there.

    gl finding it...
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  • TonstarTonstar Join Date: 2003-08-16 Member: 19798Members
    haha that's really funny! My dream's are some what disoriented aswell, the other night I had a dream that I woke up in the morning and there was some hardcore drum and bass playing in my house really loud and it sounded like there was a party upstairs, so I went up to the kitchen to see what was going on and there was a bunch of fruit bouncing around making wierd noises, then when they noticed me they pulled out kitten guns (yes cat's that are guns) and started chasing me around my house shooting orange acid juice at me... I was rescued my a giant spider space crack sorta deal... and onboard I feel asleep then woke up normally or suhming <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Mmm, interesting... I just had a dream (didn't remember a dream in, well, months...) and it was damn weird...

    It was probably in New York at evening. Me and some buddies were by the drag racing cars (?!) and after that went walking along the dark buildings. We all looked up when suddenly thousands of comets appeared on the sky. Some of them then started hitting Earth and all of my buddies dissapeared. The nearby nuclear plant exploded (yes, I know that there are no nuclear plants IN NY but it was a dream... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> ). The blast didn't reach me but it did reach the second nearest nuclear plant that was really close to me. I got cover (crouch, hide exposed skin...) and closed my eyes. When I regained conciousness, I saw the city in ruins. There was a sloped street where some cars were still driving along the rubble and some people too... I followed the slope down to a huge hospital, where I met my dad and mom, who didn't have a clue of what happened (typically <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> ). I explained it all and they decontaminated me (since when were they in the nuclear department?! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> ). A woman approached me and said that I had to go through the last step of decontamination. (Now here's the freaky part... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> ) She took a knife, cut off her whole upper flesh and put it on me like "clothes"... I woke up then...

    I know, I know... Too much Terminator... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I hardly ever dream. Once in a month at most. It's VERY VERY weird I think. Either it's a good sign, or it's malevolent. I hope for the former.
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <img src='http://www.alesyou.com/graphics/cheese.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'><----- This is cheese


    <b><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>YOU</span></b> have been eating too much of it.
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  • BirdyBirdy Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16825Members, Constellation
    edited August 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--ViPr+Aug 20 2003, 06:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ViPr @ Aug 20 2003, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i just had to tell people about this coz it's just so typical of me and it's so funny. i had a dream that Mila Jovovich was my roomate for university for some inexplicable reason and when she left the room and i had to pee i just peed so uncontrollably all over the room on everything. don't ask me why (maybe coz i had a boner and couldn't point down). and i was like damn she's gonna be so pssst if she comes and sees that i peed all over the room. and no before you ask it wasn't the kind of dream you're thinking about; i didn't get anywhere with her so i can't tell you about how good her body looks so don't bother asking me  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> . i never have dreams like that. my dreams have to be all **** up for some reason. why does this have to happen to me, something always has to go wrong in my hot dreams.

    btw the same night i dreamt that i was on a mission to gross out or drown some residents of some apartment by jamming my fingers into some socket on the end of a wire in a panel that i accessed by crawling through some vent in the wall and injecting copious amounts of my blood into their apartment through their blood supply tube  <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> , Don't ask me why my mind comes up with these **** up concepts. and then i remember stumbling around not being able to stand up coz i drained too much blood , well duh, and then i was just lying in a gooey puddle of my blood in the hallway waiting for someone to help me. i probably had this dream from playing on an NS server that had the marine blood plug-in and i had set my decals limit really high so there was just blood splattered everywhere up the walls, ceiling, and floor. good fun.

    so what kind of dreams do you guys have? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You need help lol


    I have alot of weird dreams <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
    I woke up, went to the bathroom and saw a flying cat head staring at me,
    It kept following me whereever i go <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    i dream about girls alot.

    mainly i dream about one girl now but i still have a fair few NS related dreams... and yes.. i am an uber marine! (in my dreamworld)
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  • BirdyBirdy Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16825Members, Constellation
    No your not lol

    You got owned yesterday <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Couldn't survive for 2 minutes in the pcw <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No your not lol

    You got owned yesterday <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Couldn't survive for 2 minutes in the pcw <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ok.. that would be true.. if i wasnt the comm... you noob you guys got owned...
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  • BirdyBirdy Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16825Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--[WoLF]+Aug 21 2003, 11:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WoLF] @ Aug 21 2003, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No your not lol

    You got owned yesterday <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Couldn't survive for 2 minutes in the pcw  <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ok.. that would be true.. if i wasnt the comm... you noob you guys got owned... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That would be true.. If my duty wasn't guarding waste hive untill furder orders <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 10:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 10:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[WoLF]+Aug 21 2003, 11:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WoLF] @ Aug 21 2003, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No your not lol

    You got owned yesterday <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Couldn't survive for 2 minutes in the pcw? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ok.. that would be true.. if i wasnt the comm... you noob you guys got owned... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That would be true.. If my duty wasn't guarding waste hive untill furder orders <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    was it MY strategy?


    did I think it up? no. all i did was as i was told.. not my fault you didnt have birdy h4x switched on now stop posting!
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  • BirdyBirdy Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16825Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--[WoLF]+Aug 21 2003, 12:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WoLF] @ Aug 21 2003, 12:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 10:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 10:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[WoLF]+Aug 21 2003, 11:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WoLF] @ Aug 21 2003, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No your not lol

    You got owned yesterday <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Couldn't survive for 2 minutes in the pcw? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ok.. that would be true.. if i wasnt the comm... you noob you guys got owned... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That would be true.. If my duty wasn't guarding waste hive untill furder orders <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    was it MY strategy?


    did I think it up? no. all i did was as i was told.. not my fault you didnt have birdy h4x switched on now stop posting! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You are commanding while it's not your strategy?

    that's umm.. lol!
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 11:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 11:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[WoLF]+Aug 21 2003, 12:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WoLF] @ Aug 21 2003, 12:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 10:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 10:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[WoLF]+Aug 21 2003, 11:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WoLF] @ Aug 21 2003, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Birdy+Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Birdy @ Aug 21 2003, 10:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No your not lol

    You got owned yesterday <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Couldn't survive for 2 minutes in the pcw? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ok.. that would be true.. if i wasnt the comm... you noob you guys got owned... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That would be true.. If my duty wasn't guarding waste hive untill furder orders <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    was it MY strategy?


    did I think it up? no. all i did was as i was told.. not my fault you didnt have birdy h4x switched on now stop posting! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You are commanding while it's not your strategy?

    that's umm.. lol! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    well Be And Esuna made the tactics.. i just followed them lol


    not my fault you guys cant relocate properly...

    now shush you arent in Gc. anymore anyway!
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Agg! Stop with the quoting and hijacking the thread! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • flitzebogenflitzebogen Join Date: 2003-03-18 Member: 14646Members
    edited August 2003
    funny dreams
    what drugs did you and where do i get them ? 8 )
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