About monsieur evil...

lazygamerlazygamer Join Date: 2002-01-28 Member: 126Members
Ok how did Monsieur Evil hook up with NS? He runs that readyroom.org, the official fansite. This leads me to a theory.

ME was just another fan here(back when NS was very young). He loved NS so much that he wanted to be a playtester. He loved it so much that he wanted to be in on EVERYTHING! So he begged Flayra to let him be the "updating/news/pr slave"(thus running readyroom) just so he can satisfy his own desire as a fan to get the inside scoop on NS.

Is this theory correct?

Oh yes then there's theory #2. #2 states that ME wanted the inside scoop/playtester thing so bad that he offered to be the PR slave AND supply his very own site, saving Flayra money to host a fansite.

This thread is not slander against ME, ME r0x0rz, it's just im curious see...
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  • SonoSono Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 105Members
    If I remember correctly, then Monse is just nothing more than a friend and/or collegue of Flay. Thus making him some high person in NS hirchay.

    But you may be right, that Monse declared he wanted to do a fan site, and as he maybe sees Flay every single day it's easy for him to get the infos.

    Now come on ppl. speculate! Oh I bet Monse will say nothing to this for a long time <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

    EDIT: This is not really a discussion about NS in general. Swap this to Off-Topic.
  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    Yeah. afaik he's just a friend of the dev team.

    Moleculor is the one who showed up as a fan, learned absolutely everything, and ended up being the official forum dude.
  • SonoSono Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 105Members
    Yeah, that goes for Molec, other people have a life. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
  • Squeal_Like_A_PigSqueal_Like_A_Pig Janitor Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 66Members, Super Administrators, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Reinforced - Supporter, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer
    I should let him speak for himself on this one but...

    MonsE did not previously know Flayra or any of the team members before NS.  ME does not live anywhere near Flayra, and does not see him every single day.  

    ME used to be a US marine but was busted out of service due to his extreme hallucinations of believing he was actually a TSA marine sent back from the future to prevent the  impending alien invasion.  After a nasty incident where he fired a grenade launcher into a field of cows, believeing them to be a rampaging herd of level 5 aliens, he was booted out.  

    He spent some time wandering the streets wearing a spray painted green football uniform, and saving little old ladies from the "alien scourge".  After "saving" one of these poor women by "nutrilizing the threat" of her "level 1" poodle, he was forced to go on the run from the authorities.  He eventually came crawling to us, heavily intoxicated, and blabbering incoherently about "aliens, man, they're everywhere, man".  Flayra was good enough to take him in.  I wanted to put him to work cleaning the toilets but Flayra decided he wasn't mentally stable nor intelligent enough to handle the job so he gave him the position of head PR guy.  

    Some things to know about ME:

    He once dynamited his refrigerator after disovering a piece of meatloaf with mold growing on it, claiming it was actually the alien infestation taking over.  

    He is obsessed with taking apart and rebuilding his toaster, then trying to get ammo from it.  

    He still refers to elevators as "phase gates" and phone booths as "command consoles".  

    His favorite color is blue.
  • nrbynrby Join Date: 2002-03-05 Member: 270Members
    I heard he once attacked a cat with a butter knife thinking it was a level 1 who was armed and dangerous
  • SmokeMastaSmokeMasta Join Date: 2002-04-13 Member: 430Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--n@rby+Aug. 06 2002,09:27--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (n@rby @ Aug. 06 2002,09:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I heard he once attacked a cat with a butter knife thinking it was a level 1 who was armed and dangerous<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    if you do that you are a HARDCORE NS fan <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    SLAP, you are my new hero.  That was awesome.
  • BathroomMonkeyBathroomMonkey Feces-hurling Monkey Boy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 78Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I heard he once attacked a cat with a butter knife thinking it was a level 1 who was armed and dangerous<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    No, no-- that was a <i>cop</i>.  It's an interesting and little known tidbit that Msr. 'sweetheart of the cell block' Evil performs his numerous PR duties straight from maximum security prison.
  • Right_Behind_YouRight_Behind_You Join Date: 2002-04-23 Member: 501Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Squeal Like A Pig+Aug. 06 2002,09:24--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Squeal Like A Pig @ Aug. 06 2002,09:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I should let him speak for himself on this one but...

    MonsE did not previously know Flayra or any of the team members before NS.  ME does not live anywhere near Flayra, and does not see him every single day.  

    ME used to be a US marine but was busted out of service due to his extreme hallucinations of believing he was actually a TSA marine sent back from the future to prevent the  impending alien invasion.  After a nasty incident where he fired a grenade launcher into a field of cows, believeing them to be a rampaging herd of level 5 aliens, he was booted out.  

    He spent some time wandering the streets wearing a spray painted green football uniform, and saving little old ladies from the "alien scourge".  After "saving" one of these poor women by "nutrilizing the threat" of her "level 1" poodle, he was forced to go on the run from the authorities.  He eventually came crawling to us, heavily intoxicated, and blabbering incoherently about "aliens, man, they're everywhere, man".  Flayra was good enough to take him in.  I wanted to put him to work cleaning the toilets but Flayra decided he wasn't mentally stable nor intelligent enough to handle the job so he gave him the position of head PR guy.  

    Some things to know about ME:

    He once dynamited his refrigerator after disovering a piece of meatloaf with mold growing on it, claiming it was actually the alien infestation taking over.  

    He is obsessed with taking apart and rebuilding his toaster, then trying to get ammo from it.  

    He still refers to elevators as "phase gates" and phone booths as "command consoles".  

    His favorite color is blue.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    In other words, he was the Canadian Army?
  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    SLAP, I'd like to put that in as a feature article on my site when it goes up. Any objections?
  • Silver_FoxSilver_Fox Spammer Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 34Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    ah hahaha

    I love it ...
    <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • Squeal_Like_A_PigSqueal_Like_A_Pig Janitor Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 66Members, Super Administrators, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Reinforced - Supporter, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin--DrunkenBozo+Aug. 06 2002,15:15--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (DrunkenBozo @ Aug. 06 2002,15:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->SLAP, I'd like to put that in as a feature article on my site when it goes up. Any objections?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Anytime, anywhere.  

    I fully support public mocking of MonsE  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->



    <!--EDIT|Squeal Like A Pig|Aug. 06 2002,15:35-->
  • ChromeAngelChromeAngel Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 14Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Squeal Like A Pig+Aug. 06 2002,14:24--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Squeal Like A Pig @ Aug. 06 2002,14:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->He once dynamited his refrigerator after disovering a piece of meatloaf with mold growing on it, claiming it was actually the alien infestation taking over.  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL

    <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    I shall have my revenge...

    <b>OH YES!</b>

    I shall have it...
  • Right_Behind_YouRight_Behind_You Join Date: 2002-04-23 Member: 501Members
    <!--me&Right_Behind_You--><span id='ME'><center>Right_Behind_You takes MonsE's revenge </center></span><!--e-me-->
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    /me waits for the boards to be completly destroyed in MonsE's fit of rage, or maybe he'll just lock out all the dev's and PT's accounts until Flayra gets back.

    Any way, ROFL!  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • Crim0nKingCrim0nKing Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 225Members
    Natural-selection.org and readyroom.org are hosted by the same people  <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH *gasp* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

    I'm copying the entire contents of this thread to my hard drive!

    AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAhAhahAHAHAHAHAHA
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Darn you SLAP! Darn you to Char in Heck and Temporary Annoyance by the Princess of Insufficient Light! I was going to do the outrageous MonsE backstory!

    Grr.

    On topic bit: Uhh... Did this thread have a topic?

    --Scythe--
    <a href="mailto:the_only_scythe@subdimension.com">the_only_scythe@subdimension.com</a>
  • SlycasterSlycaster Limited Edition Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 24Members, NS1 Playtester
    rofl, this has got to be the funniest ns related thing ive read in awhile, lol.
  • SonoSono Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 105Members
    Wow, this is so great!
    Publish it on the hive!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I wanted to put him to work cleaning the toilets but Flayra decided <b>he wasn't mentally stable nor intelligent enough to handle the job</b> so he gave him the position of head PR guy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    lol
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    /me raises an eyebrow...
    errr, ok
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    Heheh, <b>very</b> funny, SLAP.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    lol, I take it it was you, comprox, who made this sticky <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

    <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

    We love you MonsE, but this IS funny as hell,
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Someone must have vile sense of humour to sticky this. Maybe MonsE did so that we can all see his vengence that will be occuring here.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Yeah, I wonder what MonsE's vengeance could possibly be?
  • PeregineDivePeregineDive Join Date: 2002-07-15 Member: 951Members
    Squeel like a Pig... thank you for the truth!! We all knew something was up... like that damn canadian army hiding UFO secrets....

             -PD
  • LongtoothLongtooth Join Date: 2002-07-02 Member: 863Members
    LOL Canadian Army,  thats a good one,  almost as funny as a French Boxing Champion.
  • f3rretf3rret Join Date: 2002-05-29 Member: 686Members
    *slaps Longtooth*

    At least our army doesn't spend money on video games... ;P
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Ferret, It's not a video game, it's a "recruitment tool", sheesh!
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