Ahh, so that's the any key! I just typed in a-n-y and it seemed to work. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Hehe, glad to have found this FAQ, thanks! Now I know, what to press instead of just... Hmm... Anything... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Oh trust me, there are more stupid people than that.....
I can't be bothered to find the site I found all of these on but some of the more memorable ones were:
Can you put the internet onto this disk for me?
(tech support call) Hello? Is this the internet?
(tech support call) I'm having trouble installing microsoft word. O.k, can you tell me what is written on the disk in your drive? "Windows 3.1 install disk" Do you have the Microsoft Word disk there? Um... no.....
I'll post more when I can be bothered to find them.
<!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Sep 21 2003, 04:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Sep 21 2003, 04:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh trust me, there are more stupid people than that.....
I can't be bothered to find the site I found all of these on but some of the more memorable ones were:
Can you put the internet onto this disk for me?
(tech support call) Hello? Is this the internet?
(tech support call) I'm having trouble installing microsoft word. O.k, can you tell me what is written on the disk in your drive? "Windows 3.1 install disk" Do you have the Microsoft Word disk there? Um... no.....
I'll post more when I can be bothered to find them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <a href='http://www.rinkworks.com' target='_blank'>RinkWorks</a>
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Brilliant little gem. The net needs more of these <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
My, haven't we come a long way since then?
Honestly, I can't understand how some of these people have the intelligence to dress themselves, never mind use computers.
*Homer studies the computer screen* "Hmm.. press any key to continue..." "Where's the any key?!" "All this work is making me thirsty! I'll add it to my tab." *Homer presses tab button and puts drink cup underneath* "Uh oh! No time for that now!"
Best... episode... ever!
I heard a technical support call where the customer wasn't getting power to her PC. After about 30 minutes of diagnosting her computer, the technical support guy asked her to take a look at her power cord to make sure it was plugged in. She said yes. He proceeded to ask her questions... Turns out she had plugged the surge protector power plug into itself for power. How about that for a brain buster eh? How dumb can you be when you start thinking you can fly if you yank your hair in an upward direction and other self-perpetuating laws?
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"hit any key to continue. NO NO NO, NOT THAT ONE!"
I can't be bothered to find the site I found all of these on but some of the more memorable ones were:
Can you put the internet onto this disk for me?
(tech support call) Hello? Is this the internet?
(tech support call) I'm having trouble installing microsoft word.
O.k, can you tell me what is written on the disk in your drive?
"Windows 3.1 install disk"
Do you have the Microsoft Word disk there?
Um... no.....
I'll post more when I can be bothered to find them.
I can't be bothered to find the site I found all of these on but some of the more memorable ones were:
Can you put the internet onto this disk for me?
(tech support call) Hello? Is this the internet?
(tech support call) I'm having trouble installing microsoft word.
O.k, can you tell me what is written on the disk in your drive?
"Windows 3.1 install disk"
Do you have the Microsoft Word disk there?
Um... no.....
I'll post more when I can be bothered to find them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<a href='http://www.rinkworks.com' target='_blank'>RinkWorks</a>
:D
Mmmmmmmm.. beeeeeeer.
*drool*
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
hmmm ... guess i just got owned
-- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
My, haven't we come a long way since then?
Honestly, I can't understand how some of these people have the intelligence to dress themselves, never mind use computers.
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hmmm ... guess i just got owned <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Definately.
*Homer studies the computer screen*
"Hmm.. press any key to continue..."
"Where's the any key?!"
"All this work is making me thirsty! I'll add it to my tab."
*Homer presses tab button and puts drink cup underneath*
"Uh oh! No time for that now!"
Best... episode... ever!
I heard a technical support call where the customer wasn't getting power to her PC. After about 30 minutes of diagnosting her computer, the technical support guy asked her to take a look at her power cord to make sure it was plugged in. She said yes. He proceeded to ask her questions... Turns out she had plugged the surge protector power plug into itself for power. How about that for a brain buster eh? How dumb can you be when you start thinking you can fly if you yank your hair in an upward direction and other self-perpetuating laws?