My Body Is Farting A Lot Today

kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">how do i stop it</div> Yea, so today was the worst day ever in terms of farting. I can't seem to help rip it every 5 minutes, it is just crazy. What is wrong with my stomach? Anways, mods don't close this topic, and everyone else, please keep it clean. I just want straigtforward replies, not disgusting remarks.
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  • GWARGWAR Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2297Members, Contributor
    ~Insert disgusting fart joke~


    What did you eat? maybe something didnt agree with ya.
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  • XodlikeXodlike Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16985Members
    go to walgreens as for a gas pill really no joke
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Dude same here
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    If there was enough farts in a room (like 100's of people farting) would it be enough to kill you? Methane gas is extremely deadly.....So I've read <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Iced_EagleIced_Eagle Borg Engineer Join Date: 2003-03-02 Member: 14218Members
    GasX





    pwnt
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    Have a dump <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ZelZel Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12861Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--V-MAN+Sep 22 2003, 11:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Sep 22 2003, 11:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Have a dump <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that definitely helps.
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  • CronosCronos Join Date: 2002-10-18 Member: 1542Members
    What did you have to eat the previous day? Some foods cause reactions with certain people etc
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  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    Lay off them beans!
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  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> lol
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Sounds like too many veggies.
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  • ShaskShask Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11083Members
    GasX makes u fart....lol but for me it make more farts cause im a kid...<!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> ....GasX is for adults that rly need to get that gas out lol.faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart and yeh lay off da beans <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->.
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    Eat a bran muffin, drink a cup of black coffee, and take half a spoon of ex-lax, then don't make any plans for 4 hours.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    Go poop!
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    grapes , melon , kiwi make my mum fart 0_o , its orrible i tell ya
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  • rOoKerOoKe Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19320Members
    edited September 2003
    ...........call me immature, but the fact that everyone posted so seriously has made me almost pee laughing.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Eat a bran muffin, drink a cup of black coffee, and take half a spoon of ex-lax, then don't make any plans for 4 hours.
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    ROFL!
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--njroo ke+Sep 23 2003, 03:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (njroo ke @ Sep 23 2003, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...........call me immature, but the fact that everyone posted so seriously has made me almost pee laughing.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Eat a bran muffin, drink a cup of black coffee, and take half a spoon of ex-lax, then don't make any plans for 4 hours.
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    ROFL! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Why are farts just so damn.... funny?
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Sep 23 2003, 11:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Sep 23 2003, 11:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--njroo ke+Sep 23 2003, 03:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (njroo ke @ Sep 23 2003, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...........call me immature, but the fact that everyone posted so seriously has made me almost pee laughing.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Eat a bran muffin, drink a cup of black coffee, and take half a spoon of ex-lax, then don't make any plans for 4 hours.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ROFL! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Why are farts just so damn.... funny? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It wasn't the farts this time... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    you could try sitting on half a cucumber. at least then it wouldnt be every five minutes, jusl a large explosion when you stood up
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  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    that and some poor person with half a high velocity cucumber imbedded in their skull ^^;

    maybe you should try a few things that are supposed to calm the stomach like those pills or milk =3
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