<!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Oct 27 2003, 05:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Oct 27 2003, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Or you guys can grow up and talk and meet your own <i>real</i> girls. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> lol.....wait...<i>real girls?</i>
<!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Oct 29 2003, 12:15 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Oct 29 2003, 12:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Brave Ulysses+Oct 28 2003, 05:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Brave Ulysses @ Oct 28 2003, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[p4]Samwise+Oct 28 2003, 07:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([p4]Samwise @ Oct 28 2003, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Of course, if you're using "gentleman" as a synonym for "shy clueless geek".... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> It's that whole "make your move" part that's important. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> No, I have only quoted what actual women have said about me! 'What a gentleman!' and 'He's so polite!' when I've desperately tried to entice them with a low & intimate, bass-heavy seductive voice, held onto their hands longer than normal in a usual handshake, smiled while looking <b>deep</b> into their eyes, etc. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> That's your problem right there, your supposed to keep your eyes below the neck, frown at them, and only make contact with them center-mass, and below the waist.
No more handshakes, no hugs, next time you want to greet a chick just say "What it is, ho?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Bah! I don't believe you. I spent my high school years pulling that shiznit and it done helped me none.
QuaunautThe longest seven days in history...Join Date: 2003-03-21Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
<!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Oct 28 2003, 12:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Oct 28 2003, 12:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Oct 28 2003, 02:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Oct 28 2003, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Aka'lamanaia+Oct 28 2003, 01:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aka'lamanaia @ Oct 28 2003, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> even im a gentleman the girls dont even look at me <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Then your looking at the wrong girls. The type of girls who ignore a gentleman are the cookie cutter bubblegum pop airheads you want to avoid at all costs. They are the ones who are attention **** and drama queens, trying to turn everything into some perverted real life soap opera. And despite how nice they might seem, and how pretty they might look, or how popular they might be, they epitomize everything that is wrong with the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You just described all girls between the ages of 15-25. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Not, all, but most.
But you made me consider something I hadn't before...*gets on phone with good friend, good HOT friend, very nice, just...she DOESNT DAMN OPEN UP!*
<!--QuoteBegin--Smoke Nova+Oct 28 2003, 03:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smoke Nova @ Oct 28 2003, 03:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have no issue with Russians. I happen to think that they are some of the world's nicest people, compared to some americans.
and if your a Russian nukegua, then we settle it not with crappy IMI Desert Eagle .50AE or .357 or .44.
We settle it with a good round of aim_akcolt. not aim_deagle. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> OMG NOT CS REAL DEAGLES!! Dude. I suck at CS.I got a friend who can kill you 29 times in cs b4 u touch teh ground.
<!--QuoteBegin--nukeaqua+Oct 28 2003, 09:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (nukeaqua @ Oct 28 2003, 09:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Smoke Nova+Oct 28 2003, 03:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smoke Nova @ Oct 28 2003, 03:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have no issue with Russians. I happen to think that they are some of the world's nicest people, compared to some americans.
and if your a Russian nukegua, then we settle it not with crappy IMI Desert Eagle .50AE or .357 or .44.
We settle it with a good round of aim_akcolt. not aim_deagle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> OMG NOT CS REAL DEAGLES!! Dude. I suck at CS.I got a friend who can kill you 29 times in cs b4 u touch teh ground. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That would be hard, since CS bullets doesn't extend into real life (for most people, anyway.)
<!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Oct 28 2003, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Oct 28 2003, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->No more handshakes, no hugs, next time you want to greet a chick just say "What it is, ho?"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Classic. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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edited October 2003
<!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Oct 28 2003, 07:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Oct 28 2003, 07:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Oct 28 2003, 02:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Oct 28 2003, 02:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Oct 28 2003, 02:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Oct 28 2003, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Aka'lamanaia+Oct 28 2003, 01:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aka'lamanaia @ Oct 28 2003, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> even im a gentleman the girls dont even look at me <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Then your looking at the wrong girls. The type of girls who ignore a gentleman are the cookie cutter bubblegum pop airheads you want to avoid at all costs. They are the ones who are attention **** and drama queens, trying to turn everything into some perverted real life soap opera. And despite how nice they might seem, and how pretty they might look, or how popular they might be, they epitomize everything that is wrong with the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You just described all girls between the ages of 15-25. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Sad isnt it? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> it <i>would</i> be sad... if you couldn't harness those characteristics and turn them into a f***ing thrill X]
i mean
yeah i hate those kinds of girls.
edit: here's the rundown.
"and how pretty they might look..."
and how.. <i>pretty</i> they might look.. [slow beat starts playing in background]
and how those... low-rise jeans... just <i>hug</i> on those popstar hips..
that trashy tank top with a random saying on the chest, just hanging on those otherwise-bare shoulders..
and.. mm... the streaked hair playing magic down to her collarbones...
and.. gawd... [licking lips].. the look they give... when they lick in that bottom lip.. brushing over the pink gloss...
<!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Oct 28 2003, 02:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Oct 28 2003, 02:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Oct 28 2003, 02:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Oct 28 2003, 02:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Oct 28 2003, 02:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Oct 28 2003, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Aka'lamanaia+Oct 28 2003, 01:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aka'lamanaia @ Oct 28 2003, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> even im a gentleman the girls dont even look at me <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Then your looking at the wrong girls. The type of girls who ignore a gentleman are the cookie cutter bubblegum pop airheads you want to avoid at all costs. They are the ones who are attention **** and drama queens, trying to turn everything into some perverted real life soap opera. And despite how nice they might seem, and how pretty they might look, or how popular they might be, they epitomize everything that is wrong with the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You just described all girls between the ages of 15-25. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Sad isnt it? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeah, it's sad that you actually agree with a statement like that. :/
<!--QuoteBegin--Athena+Oct 29 2003, 03:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Athena @ Oct 29 2003, 03:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Oct 28 2003, 02:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Oct 28 2003, 02:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Oct 28 2003, 02:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Oct 28 2003, 02:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Oct 28 2003, 02:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Oct 28 2003, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Aka'lamanaia+Oct 28 2003, 01:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aka'lamanaia @ Oct 28 2003, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> even im a gentleman the girls dont even look at me <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Then your looking at the wrong girls. The type of girls who ignore a gentleman are the cookie cutter bubblegum pop airheads you want to avoid at all costs. They are the ones who are attention **** and drama queens, trying to turn everything into some perverted real life soap opera. And despite how nice they might seem, and how pretty they might look, or how popular they might be, they epitomize everything that is wrong with the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You just described all girls between the ages of 15-25. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Sad isnt it? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeah, it's sad that you actually agree with a statement like that. :/ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You know how they say that girls are either 1) **** 2) ugly or 3) taken? My girlfriend is between the age of 15-25, is intelligent, funny, and a totally smokin' half-japanese, half-italian.
That's right, she falls under the rank of "taken" for the rest of you guys. Ha <i>HA</i>! I'm a ****.
<!--QuoteBegin--Brave Ulysses+Oct 28 2003, 02:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Brave Ulysses @ Oct 28 2003, 02:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No, I have only quoted what actual women have said about me! 'What a gentleman!' and 'He's so polite!' when I've desperately tried to entice them with a low & intimate, bass-heavy seductive voice, held onto their hands longer than normal in a usual handshake, smiled while looking <b>deep</b> into their eyes, etc. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Okay, you fall squarely under the "clueless" category then. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> What do you expect them to do when you do your bass-heavy seductive voice? Melt into your arms? Throw themselves at you?
You have your rep as a gentleman. This is good. Now, pick a target, and make it clear that not only are you a gentleman, you're interested in her, and you're willing to put forth the effort of asking her out. Being a gentleman is a good start, but girls generally don't bother with guys who don't have the cojones to make the first risky move. It's a sad double standard, but it exists, and you have to work with it.
<!--QuoteBegin--[p4]Samwise+Oct 29 2003, 05:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([p4]Samwise @ Oct 29 2003, 05:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> girls generally don't bother with guys who don't have the cojones to make the first risky move. It's a sad double standard, but it exists, and you have to work with it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I know. And it makes me bitter and resent life. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Remember Fat Tony in <i><b>The Simpsons</b></i>, saying things like: 'What's a murder?' and 'What's a truck?'. Well, I find myself saying 'What's a girl?' when people ask me if I have a girlfriend. Perhaps I should stop doing that... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Brave Ulysses+Oct 29 2003, 11:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Brave Ulysses @ Oct 29 2003, 11:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[p4]Samwise+Oct 29 2003, 05:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([p4]Samwise @ Oct 29 2003, 05:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> girls generally don't bother with guys who don't have the cojones to make the first risky move. It's a sad double standard, but it exists, and you have to work with it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I know. And it makes me bitter and resent life. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Why be bitter? Sprout some cojones instead.
Some friends of mine had a game they played called "stomach". The rules of the game were simple: while the game was on, if you saw a girl you were attracted to and wanted to ask out, you had to DO IT. Right then and there. If you didn't have the stomach for it, the other person got to punch you in the stomach. Clearly, this game is a bit on the honor system, but that's why you play it with a friend whom you can be honest with (and who won't hit you TOO hard - just hard enough to motivate you).
The goal of "stomach" isn't necessarily to get the date every time - indeed, it very often involves going up to girls you know perfectly well you have a snowball's chance in hell with. The goal is to get practice at going up to girls in general, and at keeping your cool if you get shot down.
w00t, looks like somebodys in for some luvin <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
LikuI, am the Somberlain.Join Date: 2003-01-10Member: 12128Members
<!--QuoteBegin--Renegade+Oct 29 2003, 06:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Oct 29 2003, 06:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 8 pages and still not one pick of the girl. I smell a farce. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Same. Lies... all lies.
<!--QuoteBegin--Renegade+Oct 30 2003, 01:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Oct 30 2003, 01:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 8 pages and still not one pick of the girl. I smell a farce. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> That's what I said on page 6 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
<!--QuoteBegin--Necro-+Oct 30 2003, 02:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necro- @ Oct 30 2003, 02:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> guess im the only short one
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
<!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Oct 30 2003, 05:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Oct 30 2003, 05:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I command you all !
Walk away from the computer and talk to real girls ! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
i didn't wanna call my person right <i>noww</i>... but your wish is, as ever, my command. sire.
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lol.....wait...<i>real girls?</i>
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
No, I have only quoted what actual women have said about me! 'What a gentleman!' and 'He's so polite!' when I've desperately tried to entice them with a low & intimate, bass-heavy seductive voice, held onto their hands longer than normal in a usual handshake, smiled while looking <b>deep</b> into their eyes, etc. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's your problem right there, your supposed to keep your eyes below the neck, frown at them, and only make contact with them center-mass, and below the waist.
No more handshakes, no hugs, next time you want to greet a chick just say "What it is, ho?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Bah! I don't believe you. I spent my high school years pulling that shiznit and it done helped me none.
Then your looking at the wrong girls. The type of girls who ignore a gentleman are the cookie cutter bubblegum pop airheads you want to avoid at all costs. They are the ones who are attention **** and drama queens, trying to turn everything into some perverted real life soap opera. And despite how nice they might seem, and how pretty they might look, or how popular they might be, they epitomize everything that is wrong with the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You just described all girls between the ages of 15-25. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Not, all, but most.
But you made me consider something I hadn't before...*gets on phone with good friend, good HOT friend, very nice, just...she DOESNT DAMN OPEN UP!*
To reiterate... as my friend said: <b>Punch her in the face and play Sir Mix-A-Lot</b>.
EDIT: now with added emphasis!
Everything most of the NS Forumites are not.
and if your a Russian nukegua, then we settle it not with crappy IMI Desert Eagle .50AE or .357 or .44.
We settle it with a good round of aim_akcolt. not aim_deagle. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
OMG NOT CS REAL DEAGLES!!
Dude.
I suck at CS.I got a friend who can kill you 29 times in cs b4 u touch teh ground.
and if your a Russian nukegua, then we settle it not with crappy IMI Desert Eagle .50AE or .357 or .44.
We settle it with a good round of aim_akcolt. not aim_deagle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
OMG NOT CS REAL DEAGLES!!
Dude.
I suck at CS.I got a friend who can kill you 29 times in cs b4 u touch teh ground. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That would be hard, since CS bullets doesn't extend into real life (for most people, anyway.)
Classic. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Then your looking at the wrong girls. The type of girls who ignore a gentleman are the cookie cutter bubblegum pop airheads you want to avoid at all costs. They are the ones who are attention **** and drama queens, trying to turn everything into some perverted real life soap opera. And despite how nice they might seem, and how pretty they might look, or how popular they might be, they epitomize everything that is wrong with the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You just described all girls between the ages of 15-25. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sad isnt it? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
it <i>would</i> be sad... if you couldn't harness those characteristics and turn them into a f***ing thrill X]
i mean
yeah i hate those kinds of girls.
edit: here's the rundown.
"and how pretty they might look..."
and how.. <i>pretty</i> they might look.. [slow beat starts playing in background]
and how those... low-rise jeans... just <i>hug</i> on those popstar hips..
that trashy tank top with a random saying on the chest, just hanging on those otherwise-bare shoulders..
and.. mm... the streaked hair playing magic down to her collarbones...
and.. gawd... [licking lips].. the look they give... when they lick in that bottom lip.. brushing over the pink gloss...
ahhhhh.
i love high school.
Then your looking at the wrong girls. The type of girls who ignore a gentleman are the cookie cutter bubblegum pop airheads you want to avoid at all costs. They are the ones who are attention **** and drama queens, trying to turn everything into some perverted real life soap opera. And despite how nice they might seem, and how pretty they might look, or how popular they might be, they epitomize everything that is wrong with the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You just described all girls between the ages of 15-25. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sad isnt it? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, it's sad that you actually agree with a statement like that. :/
Then your looking at the wrong girls. The type of girls who ignore a gentleman are the cookie cutter bubblegum pop airheads you want to avoid at all costs. They are the ones who are attention **** and drama queens, trying to turn everything into some perverted real life soap opera. And despite how nice they might seem, and how pretty they might look, or how popular they might be, they epitomize everything that is wrong with the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You just described all girls between the ages of 15-25. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sad isnt it? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, it's sad that you actually agree with a statement like that. :/ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You know how they say that girls are either 1) **** 2) ugly or 3) taken? My girlfriend is between the age of 15-25, is intelligent, funny, and a totally smokin' half-japanese, half-italian.
That's right, she falls under the rank of "taken" for the rest of you guys. Ha <i>HA</i>! I'm a ****.
(agree with Athena)
Oh wait...what's a girl?
Okay, you fall squarely under the "clueless" category then. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> What do you expect them to do when you do your bass-heavy seductive voice? Melt into your arms? Throw themselves at you?
You have your rep as a gentleman. This is good. Now, pick a target, and make it clear that not only are you a gentleman, you're interested in her, and you're willing to put forth the effort of asking her out. Being a gentleman is a good start, but girls generally don't bother with guys who don't have the cojones to make the first risky move. It's a sad double standard, but it exists, and you have to work with it.
I know. And it makes me bitter and resent life. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Mwahahaha! Nice.
Remember Fat Tony in <i><b>The Simpsons</b></i>, saying things like: 'What's a murder?' and 'What's a truck?'. Well, I find myself saying 'What's a girl?' when people ask me if I have a girlfriend. Perhaps I should stop doing that... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
I know. And it makes me bitter and resent life. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Why be bitter? Sprout some cojones instead.
Some friends of mine had a game they played called "stomach". The rules of the game were simple: while the game was on, if you saw a girl you were attracted to and wanted to ask out, you had to DO IT. Right then and there. If you didn't have the stomach for it, the other person got to punch you in the stomach. Clearly, this game is a bit on the honor system, but that's why you play it with a friend whom you can be honest with (and who won't hit you TOO hard - just hard enough to motivate you).
The goal of "stomach" isn't necessarily to get the date every time - indeed, it very often involves going up to girls you know perfectly well you have a snowball's chance in hell with. The goal is to get practice at going up to girls in general, and at keeping your cool if you get shot down.
Same. Lies... all lies.
5'2
:'(
btw wheres teh picz0r <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
That's what I said on page 6 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<img src='http://www.katywallin.com/images/pwt_sean_sunrise.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
5'2
:'(
btw wheres teh picz0r <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
hey necro!
i'm 5'3". no worries.
Walk away from the computer and talk to real girls !
Walk away from the computer and talk to real girls ! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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i didn't wanna call my person right <i>noww</i>... but your wish is, as ever, my command. sire.
<i>Excellent...</i>
Ah, Enter The Matrix, such nice Cyber-geek lines.
Yes sire! I mean, yes Dark Sire! executing initiative to talk to real girls.
Dark Sire, header program not found. init unable to load.
Define variable girls. <1, >100000000000000000?