Shampoo What Are You Made Of?

MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
edited October 2003 in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">where'd that skill come from?</div> Last night was playing NS and SHAMPOO was owning the marines like it was a joke.
Lots of ppl were there and Flayra was also.
I have never seen anyone smoke so many ppl over and over and over again.

Its like Shampoo has the powers of the matrix!
He would skulk charge into a room filled with marines and then walk out to find more.
That man can Xeano like no one else!!!

How did you get so good at this game SHAMPOO?
I just need to know because I have never seen anyone play this game so well!

Who else would you ppl say is UBER SKILLED?
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  • Mythr1lMythr1l Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12772Members
    edited October 2003
    Hope shampoo washed his arse last night <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • CHAMoisCHAMois Join Date: 2003-02-09 Member: 13339Members
    this thread is going places
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    While we're sucking up, I'd like to say that CHAMOIS has the best avatar.

    Go go gadget hypnogorge!
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Flayra needs to implement something so that if your name is in all caps, you get recoil, humongous spread, 50% damage, and 50% ability to see, and 50% speed. HAMs are really unbalanced in the current version.
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  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    Yarr, it should spellcheck names and if they contain HAM, nerf them with the Really Big Nerf Stick.









    I'm still waiting on our PROMISED fade demos by HAM. STILL NO SIGN. We need them. Badly. Because I need entertainment, and nothing beats a HAM FADE display. They should form a stunt team.
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  • XzilenXzilen Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11642Members, Constellation
    Acrobats at work!
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  • roqaliciousroqalicious Join Date: 2003-01-07 Member: 11981Members
    I hope this is a joke...
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited October 2003
    Before Constellation members were even allowed to start playtesting 2.1, our group of professional scientists* concluded that the single biggest hamper on accurate balance testing was that Shampoo is...well, himself. We decided that taping his opposable thumbs tightly to the sides of his hands is a little inhumane, so our very-scientifical tests concluded that bringing him down to normal-human levels may be possible through nerfing him indirectly. Such as removing his computer monitor. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>*7-year old nextdoor neighbor bragging about the chemistry set he got for his birthday</span>

    And if you're not on Shampoo's side and can't 1st-person spectate him, my next suggestion is 1st-person speccing Romano. I've said it before, I'll say it again: let him get leap, celerity, and a few level ups as a skulk in NS:C, and 1st person speccing him will feel so insanely fast it'll feel like time travel.
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  • SuBSuB AusNS Forum Admin Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13723Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Oct 29 2003, 12:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 29 2003, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We decided that taping his opposable thumbs tightly to the sides of his hands is a little inhumane, so our very-scientifical tests concluded that bringing him down to normal-human levels may be possible through nerfing him indirectly. Such as removing his computer monitor. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sif that's gonna make any difference <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    I'd rather have my thumbs taped than my screen removed.
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  • SoberanaSoberana Join Date: 2003-06-25 Member: 17695Members
    Lets kiss **** <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    hams ... dx? i think it was dx ... and ... people

    i still remember playing against [fft]fangs back in 1.04 ... the pain ... the horror
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  • DrowningDrowning Join Date: 2003-08-09 Member: 19219Members, Constellation
    it's not really like he's that much better then the other good playtesters out there.

    And xeno doesn't take much skill.

    shampoo's skill lies in his awesome shooting and jping from what I've seen of him.
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  • ElvenThiefElvenThief aka Elven Thief (ex. NS Programmer) Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8754Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Perhaps people could stand to read Shampoo's forum title too?
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  • CrisqoCrisqo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11625Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Last night was playing NS and SHAMPOO was owning the marines like it was a joke.
    Lots of ppl were there and Flayra was also.
    I have never seen anyone smoke so many ppl over and over and over again.

    Its like Shampoo has the powers of the matrix!
    He would skulk charge into a room filled with marines and then walk out to find more.
    That man can Xeano like no one else!!!

    How did you get so good at this game SHAMPOO?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Translation: "Please let me have your children, shampoo. I'll suck your ****, too! PLEASE BEFRIEND ME!"
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    The first time i actually saw any of HAM in action was in the demos of that EU vs US match they held a while ago. Wow. I'd thought i'd seen good lerk-fly-biting before, but <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> man they were good.

    /kiss ****
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  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Drowning+Oct 29 2003, 03:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drowning @ Oct 29 2003, 03:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> it's not really like he's that much better then the other good playtesters out there. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'd beg to differ
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  • itsmemoitsmemo Join Date: 2003-07-17 Member: 18232Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Majin+Oct 29 2003, 09:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ Oct 29 2003, 09:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He would skulk charge into a room filled with marines and then walk out to find more.
    ? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    wow the marines must of sucked... unless he was an onos....
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  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--zerg_queen+Oct 29 2003, 04:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (zerg_queen @ Oct 29 2003, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Majin+Oct 29 2003, 09:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ Oct 29 2003, 09:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He would skulk charge into a room filled with marines and then walk out to find more. 
    ? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    wow the marines must of sucked... unless he was an onos.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, probably. SHAMPOO is good and never misses a bite, but he can't make your bullets miss.
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  • Mythr1lMythr1l Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12772Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> it's not really like he's that much better then the other good playtesters out there. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    actually thats wrong, HAM are defo one of the top 2 usa clans (not sure if they are now since i dont think they play much anymore, but still kick ****)

    one of the hardest pcw's i have ever played was vs these guys, give them respect but theres no need to go **** kissing like that just to make a friend <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    well, shampoo is made up of principally aqua (water), Ammonium Laureth Sulfate (whatever that is), Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate etc.

    Other ingredients include Fragrance (scent), Citric Acid (I suppose that's acid that is citric) and diverse other unreadable ingredients.
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  • CHAMoisCHAMois Join Date: 2003-02-09 Member: 13339Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mythr1l+Oct 29 2003, 03:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mythr1l @ Oct 29 2003, 03:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> it's not really like he's that much better then the other good playtesters out there. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    actually thats wrong, HAM are defo one of the top 2 usa clans (not sure if they are now since i dont think they play much anymore, but still kick ****)

    one of the hardest pcw's i have ever played was vs these guys, give them respect but theres no need to go **** kissing like that just to make a friend <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't worry about drowning, I think he's just an extremely clever gimmick wherein everything he says is always unbelievably wrong
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  • xxtaexxxxtaexx Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4528Members
    edited October 2003
    he's only as good as his next bait =P which is me like 90% of time =(
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--CHAMOIS+Oct 29 2003, 04:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CHAMOIS @ Oct 29 2003, 04:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Don't worry about drowning, I think he's just an extremely clever gimmick wherein everything he says is always unbelievably wrong <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--Drowning+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drowning)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->shampoo's skill lies in his awesome shooting and jping from what I've seen of him.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    :P
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  • rennexrennex Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2688Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Snidely+Oct 29 2003, 05:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Oct 29 2003, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--CHAMOIS+Oct 29 2003, 04:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CHAMOIS @ Oct 29 2003, 04:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Don't worry about drowning, I think he's just an extremely clever gimmick wherein everything he says is always unbelievably wrong <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--Drowning+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drowning)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->shampoo's skill lies in his awesome shooting and jping from what I've seen of him.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    owned
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  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    I pleaded someone to kill him when he had around 30-0 in a game last night.
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  • DrowningDrowning Join Date: 2003-08-09 Member: 19219Members, Constellation
    aw =(

    Nah i'm not saying HAM isn't good, I'm saying SHAMPOO isn't so good it's unbelievable. There are others just about as good as him.
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  • kavasakavasa Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11889Members, Constellation
    what

    poon sucks, always has always will

    :o
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  • eggmaceggmac Join Date: 2003-03-03 Member: 14246Members
    Is it some kind of american mentality to worship authority?
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  • laggerlagger Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1805Members
    America = Democracy... I believe you would want to be talking about china when you refer to people worshiping authority!
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