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<!--QuoteBegin--Majin+Nov 6 2003, 11:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ Nov 6 2003, 11:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DUH' theres only 1 thing you should feed it. <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
A CAN OF FERAI SOUP! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> AMEN!
hmm, I think he'd taste bitter raw, he would need to be simmered in a frying pan for 40 minutes until medium done, serve on a bed of res and sprinkle on some salt and pepper if desired. McFATTEH MEALZOR!!111!
I'd breed more gorgies... and then I'd make some Videos entiled "Gorgie Orgies" <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
Where do I order? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--noelephant+Nov 8 2003, 11:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (noelephant @ Nov 8 2003, 11:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've often wondered how Gorge would taste.
Chicken anyone? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> YOU WOULD ACTUALLY EAT SOMETHING THAT CUTE?!?!?!? SHAME ON YOU!!!!
By the way, a gorge would probably have a stronger, more gamey taste than chicken... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I would feed my pet gorge: Bananas, Apples, Apricots, oranges, peaches, palms, hands, marines, tf`s, armory`s, ip`s, and finally those frigging <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> wannabee marines who pops up in here
<!--QuoteBegin--Cypher---GorgeLover+Nov 8 2003, 03:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cypher---GorgeLover @ Nov 8 2003, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you know if they removed all the spikes on the gorge it would look like an obese little animal <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> It IS an obese little animal - spikes or not. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
I would sit it on my lap while i played NS and say "see BoB? Thats how you build a hive" and train it to make lots and lots of hives, and then skulks will start popping out and start eating everyone i know and maybe me, unless the gorge somehow tells them to not eat me. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Then i would watch the aliens swarm over earth taking it over.... hrmmm actually that would kinda suck cause then i wouldnt be able to play NS.
<!--QuoteBegin--Cypher---GorgeLover+Nov 8 2003, 05:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cypher---GorgeLover @ Nov 8 2003, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you could teach the skulks to play NS <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> And every time you pwned the other team, you could give each other "high-claws"
id feed him my parents and my sister then id make him build offenceive towers outside my house. then id make it evolve into a Onos and find that dirty cop who gave me a ticket (stupid light turned red on me and the cop was right there waiting for me) and make him eat the car then the cop and make him diggest the cop slowly!! then id ask it to change back into a gorge and we would toke some weed for the rest of the day!! <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Dragon_Mech+Nov 8 2003, 06:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Nov 8 2003, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Cypher---GorgeLover+Nov 8 2003, 05:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cypher---GorgeLover @ Nov 8 2003, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you could teach the skulks to play NS <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> And every time you pwned the other team, you could give each other "high-claws" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Uh... that wouldnt feel to good to me.
I would feed it, LITTLE INOCENT CHILDREN MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--FlashFocus+Nov 9 2003, 12:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (FlashFocus @ Nov 9 2003, 12:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would feed it, LITTLE INOCENT CHILDREN MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I would corrupt them while they waited in the slaughterhouse so they'd eat your gorge!!!!!
<!--QuoteBegin--Trevelyan+Nov 8 2003, 05:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trevelyan @ Nov 8 2003, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would sit it on my lap while i played NS and say "see BoB? Thats how you build a hive" and train it to make lots and lots of hives, and then skulks will start popping out and start eating everyone i know and maybe me, unless the gorge somehow tells them to not eat me. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Then i would watch the aliens swarm over earth taking it over.... hrmmm actually that would kinda suck cause then i wouldnt be able to play NS. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> why would you name him bob? That's a skulky name.
<!--QuoteBegin--Dragon_Mech+Nov 9 2003, 01:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Nov 9 2003, 01:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And every time you pwned the other team, you could give each other "high-claws" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> And get your hand impaled, which is not good for playing NS.
Oddly enough, no one here so far wanted a pet Fade.
When the some street bullies walk up to you, and say "not looking so tough no, eh"... You wistle, and *ffff**zap**zap**fff* - they won't know what hit them.
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theres only 1 thing you should feed it. <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
A CAN OF FERAI SOUP! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
AMEN!
Chicken anyone?
McFATTEH MEALZOR!!111!
Where do I order? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Chicken anyone? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> YOU WOULD ACTUALLY EAT SOMETHING THAT CUTE?!?!?!? SHAME ON YOU!!!!
By the way, a gorge would probably have a stronger, more gamey taste than chicken... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
ip`s, and finally those frigging <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> wannabee marines who pops up in here
It IS an obese little animal - spikes or not. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
And, on the topic, I could certainly see a little baby gorge suckling on a res node...aw...
Then i would watch the aliens swarm over earth taking it over.... hrmmm actually that would kinda suck cause then i wouldnt be able to play NS.
And every time you pwned the other team, you could give each other "high-claws"
I would feed it the rats around my sewers and make it grow a hive, then I could get it to make a hive and make it spawn skulks.
Then I feed em the necessary stuff needed to evolve....then get them to evolve to lerks and then sporespam the government building.
Then I watch Tung Chee Hwa melt....<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
And every time you pwned the other team, you could give each other "high-claws" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Uh... that wouldnt feel to good to me.
"YaY Trev took out the IP!"
*Stab*
/me - Ow!
I would corrupt them while they waited in the slaughterhouse so they'd eat your gorge!!!!!
Then i would watch the aliens swarm over earth taking it over.... hrmmm actually that would kinda suck cause then i wouldnt be able to play NS. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
why would you name him bob? That's a skulky name.
And get your hand impaled, which is not good for playing NS.
I'd have him teach me how to chuckle.
Or Michael Moore....
When the some street bullies walk up to you, and say "not looking so tough no, eh"...
You wistle, and *ffff**zap**zap**fff* - they won't know what hit them.
1) My algebra teacher (thatll stop her from giving me pages and pages of notes/homework!!)
2) The annoying kids down the road
3) Ghetto-gangster-homedawgs in my school
4) Metal. Because you gotta keep those gorge-teeth clean before they rot out like the other gorge's!
5) Leftovers
6) My homework. "MY GORGE ATE MY HOMEWORK!"
Gorges and skulks are also pet sized... who would want an onos unless your gonna leave it outside to destroy the world when your not looking.