Why Is The Microsoft Ceo Such A Clown?
That_Annoying_Kid
Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Steve Ballmer's antics aren't 56.k nice</div> <a href='http://www.stenstad.net/storage/ballmer_dance.mpg' target='_blank'>Piece one</a>
maybe you have seen RvB
if not, then watch this to get the joke
<a href='http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg' target='_blank'>Developers, developers, developers</a>
and then discuss.
I get the ball rolling
although Ballmer has lots of stupid stuff, but he can raise a sitting crowd of thousands to its feet, however sweaty he may look
and although we may laugh at him, he is laughing all the way to the bank, becuse Microsoft has let him come up on literal billions
maybe you have seen RvB
if not, then watch this to get the joke
<a href='http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg' target='_blank'>Developers, developers, developers</a>
and then discuss.
I get the ball rolling
although Ballmer has lots of stupid stuff, but he can raise a sitting crowd of thousands to its feet, however sweaty he may look
and although we may laugh at him, he is laughing all the way to the bank, becuse Microsoft has let him come up on literal billions
Comments
If the man can make Microsoft go, he is no clown.
and I honestly thought it was part of a huge Microsoft based joke.
Now I know it was simply part of speech..... which is worrying.
After watched the "Dance" clip, 2 things crossed my mind:
1: People of his.... "build" shouldn't dance around like that... thats
how heart attacks are triggered.
2: "I Love This Company YEAH!" is 5 words.... not 4.
I doubt Microsoft love him as much as he claims to love them after he collapses
into a coma after another of his dance routines and Microsoft foot the bill
for Hospital treatment and he is off for months on the sick.
Either way its nice to see such enthusiasm in a company..... although
I do hope this man doesn't produce off-spring. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
correction:
"i-love-this-company-YE<b>S</b>"
edit: <i>COUNTER-NAZI'D~!</i>
damn i'm slick..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
...Was he drunk? Does... he have some kind of mental defect?
I... what I can't understand is why the audience are encouraging him. Astroturf? Or do they get off on seeing fat retards dancing, cheering, and thinking they're rock stars because they love Microsoft?
He's silly.
If the man can make Microsoft go, he is no clown. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh god not that again.
Big sweaty man dacning around lol. And he gets paid lots of money to do it too.
Edit: And who the fek is that guy anyway? Does microsoft need a creature like that? Does people actually think he's cool?
I'm not going to sleep tonight.