Hmmm

Bacon_BitsBacon_Bits Join Date: 2002-02-05 Member: 167Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Deep question</div>We all know that monkeys are funny.  I mean they are damn near living incarnations of hilarity, but the question is...why?  What is it about monkeys that makes 'em so darn funny?

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  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Monkeys are like midgets, but you can make fun of them without being politically incorrect.  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • VangorVangor Join Date: 2002-05-22 Member: 655Members
    They are like wrinkling, hunched over, extremely hairy, midget people, which they are <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->. Not to deep of a question if you ask me, answer is right infront of your face, or on your head if you go inside the cage.
  • MooMoo_the_SnowCowMooMoo_the_SnowCow Join Date: 2002-08-03 Member: 1057Members
    Recent studies have found that a barrel full of monkeys isn't half as fun as previously thought.
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Thats only because any monkey becomes very melancholy when placed in a barrel. It thinks it has become a fish and so will be shot.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    "Monkey is like an arm or leg-use it or lose it" -Henry Ford
  • GazaarGazaar Join Date: 2002-03-31 Member: 366Banned
    Monkeys should be given to the blind instead of dogs.  They can feed you, they can stop you without just stopping in mid walk.  They can scare burglars away better than golden retrievers, because everyone fears teh monkeys.  They can make a bunch of stupid noises to amuse you.  And like everyone else said they're like midgets, which are also inherently funny (at least the ones that deal with it and are jovial about it), but they have that little bonus of being extra wrinkly, less human, and all hairy.
    (being politically correct is no fun <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--> )
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Capuchin Monkeys are used to help disabled hospital patients. They also paint pictures which go on sale for alotta dough.
  • GazaarGazaar Join Date: 2002-03-31 Member: 366Banned
    Capuchin monkeys rock your boxers dude.  If they weren't so high maintenance I'd move to a place where they're legal and own one.  Unfortunately ferrets are illegal here in California, which also rules out the other cool pet.  but Chinchila's are legal here, and are pretty interesting looking pets to have, at some point I might get one.
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