Aaaaggghhh We Bought A House!

uranium_235 · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 15 2003, 10:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> and is nice for a midwesterner like me. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
<b><span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>GO CUBS</b></span></span>

<span style='font-size:7.01pt;line-height:100%'>Next year...</span>

MonsieurEvil · November 2003

Yes. Now I can watch them lose in the privacy of my own home. You... dahmed... cubbies...

Sirus · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You, sir, have not met my wife. Her motto is 'Why have standard specifications when my husband can pay for exactly what I want?'.
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Uh oh !

MonsE, I know this personality type, you will be changing and adding things to the house until the day you die. You'll finish one project, then she'll like at the door hardware, and be like... Ned... I really don't like the hardware, what do you *think* about it ?

Then you will probably say something like " I don't know, it's fine I guess"

Then she will say "Fine ! Whatever ! If you don't want to change them then ...fine !"

You then go around the house changing all the handles and such until your done, when she has another job lined up for you.

MonsieurEvil · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Nov 16 2003, 01:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> MonsE, I know this personality type, you will be changing and adding things to the house until the day you die.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
It's actually possible I will be doing this AFTER I die... I can see her stringing up my bones like a big puppet and paying high school kids to walk me around the house straightning pictures and hanging drapes.

Legionnaired · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 16 2003, 12:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Nov 16 2003, 01:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> MonsE, I know this personality type, you will be changing and adding things to the house until the day you die. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
It's actually possible I will be doing this AFTER I die... I can see her stringing up my bones like a big puppet and paying high school kids to walk me around the house straightning pictures and hanging drapes.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
...

BWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH...

I mean... yeah, I can totally see that...

hehe.....

Sirus · November 2003

I mean, you're definetly setting yourself up with a alias like Monsieur Evil...yes...I can see it now working beyond the grave.

You'd be great for Halloween.

Marik_Steele · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Nov 16 2003, 12:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I mean, you're definetly setting yourself up with a alias like Monsieur Evil...yes...I can see it now working beyond the grave.

You'd be great for Halloween.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
MonsE already <i>is</i> great for Halloween. Have you heard him chuckle in the readyroom over voicecomm after commanding a murderously effective shotgun rush? Frightening stuff right there <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Nemesis_Zero · November 2003

Picture a zombie coming for you, slowly creeping closer, going "Braaiiiins... Aaaaaawwwww yeaaaahhh..."

Excuse me, I'll have to stock up on chainsaws.

Marik_Steele · November 2003

Nem, you're on the right track, but it feels like you're missing something. Perhaps "mussst feeeed on...teenangster Marlins fans..." or insert a [get up in that] "muuuuuh"

We still love you MonsE. Though it may take some work to get the housewarming party guests to sign a "I will not make (too much) fun of MonsE in front of his wife" agreement.

Paranoia2MB · November 2003

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/fade.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='fade.gif'> Fooking bling bling biotch! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Nov 16 2003, 02:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Picture a zombie coming for you, slowly creeping closer, going "Braaiiiins... Aaaaaawwwww yeaaaahhh..."

Excuse me, I'll have to stock up on chainsaws.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
ROFL. We need to make a Doom3 MonsE Mod... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Immacolata · November 2003

Homeowner? So... bourgeois. So settled. So envious.

Shloom · November 2003

Monse, your bathroom is nicer than my entire house

Jimmeh · November 2003

Congrats MonsE.

Looks nice. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

TenSix · November 2003

I know what that house needs, an NS themed room! Complete with life sized Onos. And a Comm Chair in place of a desk. Tables would be alien egg pods, the mini-bar would look like an armory.

Call those guys at Monster House and see if they would do it!

BlackMage · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Nov 16 2003, 03:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I know what that house needs, an NS themed room! Complete with life sized Onos. And a Comm Chair in place of a desk. Tables would be alien egg pods, the mini-bar would look like an armory.

Call those guys at Monster House and see if they would do it!  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
...

...

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'>

Arcadius · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 16 2003, 02:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Nov 16 2003, 02:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Picture a zombie coming for you, slowly creeping closer, going "Braaiiiins... Aaaaaawwwww yeaaaahhh..."

Excuse me, I'll have to stock up on chainsaws. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
ROFL. We need to make a Doom3 MonsE Mod... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
I could slap together a Doom 2 Monse Zombie enemy model real quick if you'd like. Mmmmm, slaying Monses with BFG's and chainsaws. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Btw congratulations on the new house. The model looks absolutely beautiful, so the end result should be even better. Can't wait to see the pics of the real thing.

RPG_Jssmfulhud · November 2003

I now see, where the constellation money went... Uhh.... To...... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Nice house MonsE. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Nov 16 2003, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I know what that house needs, an NS themed room! Complete with life sized Onos. And a Comm Chair in place of a desk. Tables would be alien egg pods, the mini-bar would look like an armory.

Call those guys at Monster House and see if they would do it!  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
That would rock. Does this mean I can get into my comm chair then select my wife, send '<i>YOU'RE</i> squad fiiive', and have a new waypoint to the kitchen? I'd need some custom commands, like 'Bake me a pai, soldier!'.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'>

Man, that's geek-o-liscious.

Jimmeh · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 16 2003, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> That would rock. Does this mean I can get into my comm chair then select my wife, send '<i>YOU'RE</i> squad fiiive', and have a new waypoint to the kitchen? I'd need some custom commands, like 'Bake me a pai, soldier!'.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'>

Man, that's geek-o-liscious.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
ROFL

I almost cryed i was laughing that much <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

uranium_235 · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 16 2003, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Nov 16 2003, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I know what that house needs, an NS themed room! Complete with life sized Onos. And a Comm Chair in place of a desk. Tables would be alien egg pods, the mini-bar would look like an armory.

Call those guys at Monster House and see if they would do it! </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
That would rock. Does this mean I can get into my comm chair then select my wife, send '<i>YOU'RE</i> squad fiiive', and have a new waypoint to the kitchen? I'd need some custom commands, like 'Bake me a pai, soldier!'.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'>

Man, that's geek-o-liscious.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Wait till your wife sees this <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

Legionnaired · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 16 2003, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Nov 16 2003, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I know what that house needs, an NS themed room! Complete with life sized Onos. And a Comm Chair in place of a desk. Tables would be alien egg pods, the mini-bar would look like an armory.

Call those guys at Monster House and see if they would do it! </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
That would rock. Does this mean I can get into my comm chair then select my wife, send '<i>YOU'RE</i> squad fiiive', and have a new waypoint to the kitchen? I'd need some custom commands, like 'Bake me a pai, soldier!'.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'>

Man, that's geek-o-liscious.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Just pray the misses never decides to check out what all these forums you check out are all about MonsE.

We had a case of wife on the Overclockers forums once... it wasn't pretty.

Cereal_KillR · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Nov 16 2003, 10:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I know what that house needs, an NS themed room! Complete with life sized Onos. And a Comm Chair in place of a desk. Tables would be alien egg pods, the mini-bar would look like an armory.

Call those guys at Monster House and see if they would do it!  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
and a gorge beany couch thing <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Legionnaired @ Nov 16 2003, 05:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Just pray the misses never decides to check out what all these forums you check out are all about MonsE.

We had a case of wife on the Overclockers forums once... it wasn't pretty.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
/me bans my own IP address to stop her from seeing this topi---------

*End transmission*

Ph0enix · November 2003

Married ? Check.
House ? Check.

Do I see any MonsieurEvil Jrs on the horizon ? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · November 2003

Can't talk, using home vasectomy kit.

uranium_235 · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 16 2003, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Can't talk, using home vasectomy kit. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
<img src='http://www.left-handed.com/store/img/super-8-inch-scissors-small.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'><img src='http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/74416/200.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

This oughta make some people unconfortable...

BlackMage · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 16 2003, 05:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 16 2003, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Can't talk, using home vasectomy kit. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
<img src='http://www.left-handed.com/store/img/super-8-inch-scissors-small.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'><img src='http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/74416/200.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
ewwwww those are the same scissors i used to cut one of the ferrai's tails off!

see artwork forum

Hida_Tsuzua · November 2003

Will we see ns_MonsEhouse? Or will it be co_MonsEhouse? Better yet, where's the hive room?

torque · November 2003

M. Evil, it's a BEAUTIFUL house. Congratulations! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

If you can get me to the housewarming, I'll bake pai... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Aaaaggghhh We Bought A House!

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