<div class="IPBDescription">Not as cool as you may have thought</div> <a href='http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/columns/?article=questioncropcircles' target='_blank'>http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/col...tioncropcircles</a>
Found this rather nifty.
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- X_Stickman (PENGUIN!)
Shattering peoples dreams is one of my greatest joys in life.
Especially people who fall for crap like this...
lmao
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pwned
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm Mel Gibson and there is a crop circle in my back yard. Cue daughter screaming for no apparent reason. Cut to my 9 year old son who just stabbed a German Shepard to death with a fork.
Yes, with a fork. [picture of grotesque looking Mel Gibson]
I am an alien. Behold my superior problem solving skills as I run around at night waking up neighbors and jumping on roofs for no apparent reason
Nevermind rational explanation! We're ALIENS.
I have hind legs powerful enough to jump up 10 feet onto roof tops, the technology to conquer the non-trivial challenge of intergalactic space travel, but I'll be DAMNED if I can kick down this wooden door.
Oh [crap]! 5 Minutes left in the movie! Not enough time for a plausible ending, let's just allude to a victory over the aliens with a vague reference to the Middle East.
[Holy Crap]! You humans found our weakness: water. Yes, we failed to realize that water -- the most abundant substance on your planet --would kill us although we can walk around freely without wearing body suits despite all the natural humidity and water vapor in your atmosphere. Agghhhhhh! [Alien melting]<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ahh, it's great. If you want crop circle stuff, watch the discovery or learning channels, they're on weird cycles that go: Aliens, crime, dinosaurs, crap no one cares about, animals (despite the animal planet), more dinosaurs, space....and back to aliens.
And for those that say they don't believe in a faith because of aliens, being they "prove" evolution right.
Well, they actually make the belief for Christianity even stronger. Whats the chances all those random things happen 2 times? Nigh impossible. Mmhmm.