Muhahahahaha!

ShinseijiShinseiji Join Date: 2002-08-04 Member: 1063Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Fri and sat ruled for me!</div>Well, after my trip to the strip club on those days (big surprise there), I now have a date with one of the strippers on Fri. Is that cool or what? All I do is show up to relax after a week of hell, and I got a stripper that asks me out. Probably just a fluke though. Next week I'll be like, "Oh no! I suck again!"
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  • Some_tall_guySome_tall_guy Join Date: 2002-08-12 Member: 1139Members
    Is she charging you?
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  • ShinseijiShinseiji Join Date: 2002-08-04 Member: 1063Members
    No. She asked me if I wanted to go out Fri for lunch. Seeing as how I have Fri off from work, I said sure.
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  • alius42alius42 Join Date: 2002-07-23 Member: 987Members
    Don't lie, is it by the hour or day? <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Alius: neither, but she's gonna order a big-assed lobster, with the most expensive sides she can, and then steal his wallet. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
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  • the_stalkerthe_stalker Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 49Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Legionnaired+Sep. 02 2002,01:00--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Legionnaired @ Sep. 02 2002,01:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Alius: neither, but she's gonna order a big-assed lobster, with the most expensive sides she can, and then steal his wallet. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    maybe. maybe not.
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  • ShinseijiShinseiji Join Date: 2002-08-04 Member: 1063Members
    That'll only happen if I'm drinking. Since its in the afternoon and I have other things to do after lunch, I'll be perfectly sober.
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  • alius42alius42 Join Date: 2002-07-23 Member: 987Members
    Well then when you get home she'll get you drunk, tie you to the bed, and steal your wallet along with any other valuables you may have.
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  • BananBanan Join Date: 2002-02-22 Member: 235Members
    lol Alius I don't even wanna know how you know that   <!--emo&:0--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'><!--endemo-->

    But i'm guessing you learnt it the hard way
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  • EosEos Join Date: 2002-06-08 Member: 738Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Banan+Sep. 02 2002,04:32--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Banan @ Sep. 02 2002,04:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->lol Alius I don't even wanna know how you know that   <!--emo&:0--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'><!--endemo-->

    But i'm guessing you learnt it the hard way<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha, he probably did.
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    No, alius <i>was</i> the stripper  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
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  • alius42alius42 Join Date: 2002-07-23 Member: 987Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Legionnaired+Sep. 02 2002,18:19--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Legionnaired @ Sep. 02 2002,18:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->No, alius <i>was</i> the stripper  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    My secret!
    /me runs
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  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    You guys crack me up.
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