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Jeb_RadecJeb_Radec Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1128Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Just heard from an inside source!</div>I just received word from an inside source that’s been working on infiltrating the NS team for months.  I received a transmition from said informant last week confirming he had indeed infiltrated the team and was close to the 1 known as Flayra.  Though he was made to do regrettable things to attain this position in the NS team (e.g. they made him kill a man who had betrayed the NS team) it would all be worth it, he was about to expose them!  And so time passed and I kept checking for the chalk on the mail box but it never came.

    Early this morning his body was found floating brutally mutilated in the Hudson River.  It seemed to have been nibbled on by little teeth.  Just after this discovery a package arrived at my house, it contained a video...  and what was on it is shocking.  It appears that the diabolical NS team is being run by a large headed mouse in a mechanical suite masquerading as Flayra.  He also has a co-conspirator, a taller but skinnier mouse known to the public as Relic25 (though its funny no one noticed his mouse like resemblance till now b/c he’s not wearing a suit).  Their plan is apparently to create images that will amazing and astound the world, they have spent countless hours fabricating these pictures with subliminal messages to addict the viewers.  They are pretending they come from a “mod” they said they had been developing, which couldn’t be further from the truth, there is no mod.  Then they would say its finished but refuse to release it.  The world would cry out “WHY OH GOD Y! WHAT CAN WE DO TO MAKE YOU RELEASE IT?” then they would replay convince your governments to give up their seats of power to us then and only then will we release the so called “mod”.  Then the people would over throw their governments and surrender power to these two conspirators and thus these “mice” would RULE THE WORLD!

    Now don’t doubt the validity of this information….  A good man died to bring it to you.  BUT THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER!  There are still many many many addicted people who must see the light of the truth before this plan is fully executed.  We have more spies among the NS team already and they’ll never guess who they are, some of them are even people on the team page.  We have a pretty good idea of what the two are trying to do every night but we need to know more to bring them down.

    LET THE WORD GO FORTH FROM THIS TIME AND PLACE! THE FIGHT HAS BEGUN AND THE DYNASTY OF THE TINY ONES WILL COME TO AN END!

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  • MooMoo_the_SnowCowMooMoo_the_SnowCow Join Date: 2002-08-03 Member: 1057Members
    That was hard to read and ontop of that I don't get it  <!--emo&???--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo--> .
  • Jeb_RadecJeb_Radec Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1128Members
    how the **** DONT U GET IT?!?! AND HARD 2 READ?! right b4 posting it i spell checked it and nothing was wrong so that sounds like a personal problem 2 me <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo--> im sure some 1 will get it soon its prety funny if i do say so my self... and i do.
  • MooMoo_the_SnowCowMooMoo_the_SnowCow Join Date: 2002-08-03 Member: 1057Members
    Yes, not hard to read as in spelling but as it is one big lump and no double spaces after periods it is very hard on the eyes.
  • UnCriticalUnCritical Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 73Members, Constellation
    I got it, it was kinda funny, pinky + the brain will come and get you now tho <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

    Oh and paragraphs/spaces make thing <i>a hell</i> of a lot easier to read.
  • BillBill Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1108Members
    Boy....wow...uh..um...yea.

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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    not by chance from Paraoxysm are you?
  • LongtoothLongtooth Join Date: 2002-07-02 Member: 863Members
    Very good story,  I will make sure to purchase a few mouse traps for my home now.
  • Jeb_RadecJeb_Radec Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1128Members
    YES PINKY AND THE BRAIN TTHHAANNKK GOD SOME GOT THAT! as for paragraphs... too bad.
  • SentrySteveSentrySteve .txt Join Date: 2002-03-09 Member: 290Members, Constellation
    I think the off-topic forum's description should also include 'worthless banter'...
  • Jeb_RadecJeb_Radec Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1128Members
    o not kind steve... worthless? WE HAVE A FIGHT 2 FIGHT HOW CAN U SAY THATS WORTHLESS?! n e way i went back through and broke it into paragraphs and double spaced after .s so its easyer 2 read. also what is Paraoxysm ...

    hey im just trying 2 bring some humor 2 the community, everyone is so tense from waiting all they do is flame n e more, read, laugh, relax.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Um, I am supposed to always laugh and be happy, but, uh, ....riiiiight <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
  • Jeb_RadecJeb_Radec Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1128Members
    na jsut laugh from reading this, thats y i wrote it, to amke ppl laugh, not to defend my self. This has 2 b the MOST HOSTILE gaming community iv EVER been apart of.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    OK, woah, settle down! We are not being hoslte, lol. We are all just bloody confused (and some not humoured) by your story. If it was written in more understandable English, it might help <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

    Just calm down and enjoy your stay. I am sure your mind will change.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    I jsut dun gt ti <!--emo&???--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->
  • Some_tall_guySome_tall_guy Join Date: 2002-08-12 Member: 1139Members
    okay, jedi yoshi, have you ever heard of the tv show 'pinky and the brain' or 'pinky almira and the brain'?
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Quick synopsis, two lab rats that have had a ton of experiments done to them plot to take over the world through various insane schemes, that always fail for some incredibly stupid reasons usualy having to do something to do with a screw up Pinky (the mouse that has been driven to insanity) makes.
  • FlayraFlayra Game Director, Unknown Worlds Entertainment San Francisco Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 3Super Administrators, NS2 Developer, Subnautica Developer
  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Bah, you insolent fools! It took you this long to realise the evilness of teh mouse. Only someone who is pure evil could kill so many threads by talking like a smart person and suggesting things that make sense.
  • WaffleSpoonWaffleSpoon Join Date: 2002-01-30 Member: 133Members
    so where do u come in?  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jeb_Radec+Sep. 05 2002,12:14--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Jeb_Radec @ Sep. 05 2002,12:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->It appears that the diabolical NS team is being run by a large headed <span style='color:red'><b>mouse</b></span> in a mechanical suite masquerading as Flayra.  He also has a co-conspirator, a taller but skinnier <span style='color:red'><b>mouse</b></span> known to the public as Relic25 (though its funny no one noticed his <span style='color:red'><b>mouse</b></span> like resemblance till now b/c he’s not wearing a suit).<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    need i say more?  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
  • bob2bob2 Join Date: 2002-06-15 Member: 772Members
    truely we are in grave danger.  lead us oh illiterate one!
  • UnCriticalUnCritical Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 73Members, Constellation
    Heh, calling Relic25 pinky tho...ouch!

    Poor relic <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--> <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
  • SentrySteveSentrySteve .txt Join Date: 2002-03-09 Member: 290Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jeb_Radec+Sep. 04 2002,20:34--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Jeb_Radec @ Sep. 04 2002,20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->o not kind steve...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    eh mate?

    I was just joking -  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
  • Jeb_RadecJeb_Radec Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1128Members
    glad some people got it, i have nothing but the highest level of respect for Relic25, as a fellow mapper i can appricate his mapp better then many of u even, he is truly talented and skilled, i merely thought it was a funny likeness to use.
  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Hmm... I'm interested to know how this remained in the general forum...
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
  • TzarconTzarcon Join Date: 2002-02-28 Member: 259Members
    Brain had a bunch of experiments done to him to make him super-smart, pinky was made super stupid

    Narf!

    funny
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