X Isn't Cool Anymore

[WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">blatant overuse</div> Is it just me, or does it seem like wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much stuff adds artificial hype to itself through the use of the letter X ?

I only bring this up because today I saw a commercial for some kind of uber S.U.V. that has a rear door that opens 2 different ways and has a retractable roof that turns the back into a truck bed.

the thing is, that instead of calling this steel monstrocity a S.U.V. they called it an X.U.V.

ugh. Someone shoot me in the head with an xtreme bullet of xtremely xtreme death....x.



If you're like me and have started to loathe the usage of X, please share your hate.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    The new Pentium 4 Xtreme Edition is what did it for me. I mean, come on. You're adults. Why on earth would you still think that misspelling something makes more people want to buy it? Ugh.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit' target='_blank'>Clickey</a>

    Yeah I remember back-in-the-day when marketing didn't seem to be trying to be(whoa) X-tremely cool, like aimed at 13 year olds or somthing. And why do they always spell extreme with an X? I could have sworn that it started with an E... And they seem to throwing it in places it dosen't even make sense... I mean, come on now...
  • MalevolentMalevolent Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18842Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The new Pentium 4 Xtreme Edition is what did it for me. I mean, come on. You're adults. Why on earth would you still think that misspelling something makes more people want to buy it? Ugh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because it does make people want to buy it. I can guarantee you that if it didn't work, they wouldn't do it.
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Malevolent+Nov 30 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Malevolent @ Nov 30 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The new Pentium 4 Xtreme Edition is what did it for me.  I mean, come on.  You're adults.  Why on earth would you still think that misspelling something makes more people want to buy it?  Ugh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because it does make people want to buy it. I can guarantee you that if it didn't work, they wouldn't do it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Right. I mean why would ANYONE buy a pentium 4, when they could have a pentium 4 XTREME!! OMGZ0rZ!
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    What will really drive me to kill is if they start using numbers instead of letters (4 instead of for)in commercials. The second they do that I'll blow up the earth, I swear!
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    the trend-savvy marketing pros know that 1337speak is the new pig-latin.
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--OttoDestruct+Dec 1 2003, 02:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Dec 1 2003, 02:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Malevolent+Nov 30 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Malevolent @ Nov 30 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The new Pentium 4 Xtreme Edition is what did it for me.  I mean, come on.  You're adults.  Why on earth would you still think that misspelling something makes more people want to buy it?  Ugh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because it does make people want to buy it. I can guarantee you that if it didn't work, they wouldn't do it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Right. I mean why would ANYONE buy a pentium 4, when they could have a pentium 4 XTREME!! OMGZ0rZ! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    same logic as a people would get a geforce 2 ultra over a geforce 2, even tho it's barely better (in most cases)
  • Hand_Me_The_Gun_And_Ask_Me_AgainHand_Me_The_Gun_And_Ask_Me_Again Join Date: 2002-02-07 Member: 178Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[WHO]Them+Dec 1 2003, 04:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Dec 1 2003, 04:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Is it just me, or does it seem like wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much stuff adds artificial hype to itself through the use of the letter X ? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    X is great. Yes, it's a bit clanky, but the network transparency is sodding brilliant and all the new and improved extensions show there's life in the old dog yet.

    Oh, hang on. You meant the <i>letter</i> X.

    I'll go away then.
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Nov 30 2003, 03:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Nov 30 2003, 03:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the trend-savvy marketing pros know that 1337speak is the new pig-latin. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I can just see it now. A commercial for a maxi pad 10 years from now.

    Bai r blood soakers or j00r a nub!11!!111!!!1!!1!one!1!!!1exclamation


    or for a new cellphone...

    it's teh h4x



    EDIT: swear filter didn't like my original maxi pad ad.
  • MelatoninMelatonin Babbler Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14551Members, Constellation
    that topic was misleading...
    I came in here expecting somthing not really suitable for these boards <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->?
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Yes, I too was expecting a raver's lament.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Nov 30 2003, 07:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Nov 30 2003, 07:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes, I too was expecting a raver's lament. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah man, ecstasy used to be so underground... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    Origionally, I made my name XeroSlayer because ZeroSlayer didn't look as cool <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> (and people thought somehow my name had to do with Megaman games, O_o). That was a long time ago, and I can't think of a better name, so I just use XeroSlayer.

    Anyway, yeah, it does seem marketing is going way overboard with the use of the 24th letter.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    The only reason I hate <a href='http://www.megatokyo.com' target='_blank'>MegaTokyo</a> is because it's turning "elite" Speak into a cool trendy. Soon you'll see "elite" in a Hot Topic.
  • nightdragonnightdragon Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11848Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--OttoDestruct+Nov 30 2003, 06:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Nov 30 2003, 06:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Malevolent+Nov 30 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Malevolent @ Nov 30 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The new Pentium 4 Xtreme Edition is what did it for me.  I mean, come on.  You're adults.  Why on earth would you still think that misspelling something makes more people want to buy it?  Ugh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because it does make people want to buy it. I can guarantee you that if it didn't work, they wouldn't do it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Right. I mean why would ANYONE buy a pentium 4, when they could have a pentium 4 XTREME!! OMGZ0rZ! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL, yer it does get a bit tedious, but doesn't everything?#

    ND
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--OttoDestruct+Nov 30 2003, 06:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Nov 30 2003, 06:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Malevolent+Nov 30 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Malevolent @ Nov 30 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Nov 30 2003, 07:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The new Pentium 4 Xtreme Edition is what did it for me.  I mean, come on.  You're adults.  Why on earth would you still think that misspelling something makes more people want to buy it?  Ugh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because it does make people want to buy it. I can guarantee you that if it didn't work, they wouldn't do it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Right. I mean why would ANYONE buy a pentium 4, when they could have a pentium 4 XTREME!! OMGZ0rZ! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol what kind of "computer person" buys an intel anyway unless you enjoy being screwed.....over.
  • VigilVigil Join Date: 2003-10-28 Member: 22066Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Hand Me The Gun And Ask Me Again+Dec 1 2003, 02:15 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hand Me The Gun And Ask Me Again @ Dec 1 2003, 02:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> X is great. Yes, it's a bit clanky, but the network transparency is sodding brilliant and all the new and improved extensions show there's life in the old dog yet.

    Oh, hang on. You meant the <i>letter</i> X.

    I'll go away then. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You're not the only one confused by the title.
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    It's better than McDonalds, at least.


    Pa da da da da ! i'm lovin' it
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    No whats even more worse is the kids that thinbk they're cool coming up to you and saying "Are you loving it?"

    It makes me want to smack them about a bit drown them under the drink thing and then smack their heads on the grill for good measure (Bringing the upper plate down as well jusrt because it means that both sides would be well done <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )

    Oh and don't get me started on the people that want me to "Throw something in for free" <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Dec 1 2003, 03:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Dec 1 2003, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The only reason I hate <a href='http://www.megatokyo.com' target='_blank'>MegaTokyo</a> is because it's turning "elite" Speak into a cool trendy. Soon you'll see "elite" in a Hot Topic. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The only reason I hate Megatokyo is because Fred is a frickin hack who can't get his story to go anywhere and is always complaining about it...
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Well Xcuuuuuuuuusssseeeee meeeeeeeeeee!

    /me goes back to writing new advertising campaign involving the hip term '9 out of 10 teenangsters with bike helmets agree...'
  • tankefugltankefugl One Script To Rule Them All... Trondheim, Norway Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8641Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Pardon me while I fall off the chair and roll around on the floor trying to regain breath from laughing. I'll be back in five.
  • CrystalSnakeCrystalSnake Join Date: 2002-01-27 Member: 110Members
    <a href='http://www.xbox.com/' target='_blank'>Xbox</a>
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    Its because ppl are trying to appeal the The generation X demographic!

    "Natural Selection is the Most X-tream game you will ever play and once you play NS, your life will seem more X-tream than it did before and your new X-tream Life with not be very X-tream if you don't play this X-tream game more X-treamly!"

    Little Timmy: "OMG this game is the "elite" H4Xor Xtream w00t-ness OMG!!!oneoneoneten"

    Why buy a ordinary bike when you can get a XTREAM one, why drive a SE model car when you can driver a XE because its more XTREAM!!!
    WOAH! "elite" Xtreamness!

    You know what blows me away, ppl get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to find a new way to bring life back into a product and the only thing they change is adding a BAD-**** Corn Cobe and call it XTREAM!
  • tankefugltankefugl One Script To Rule Them All... Trondheim, Norway Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8641Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Next:

    Natural Selection 3.0 gets renamed to Natural Xelection with the optional game mode Xtreme Combat.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    you know what else pisses me off when it comes to advertising?

    excessive use of the !


    RIGHT NOW! LIMITED TIME! ONLY $5.99! ACT NOW!

    and then what really gets me heated is they stick the fine print in there as well

    OFFER ONLY VALID IN CA & DA!

    <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    edited December 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Dec 1 2003, 01:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Dec 1 2003, 01:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The new Pentium 4 Xtreme Edition is what did it for me.  I mean, come on.  You're adults.  Why on earth would you still think that misspelling something makes more people want to buy it?  Ugh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    maybe because it's called <a href='http://www.intel.com/products/desktop/processors/pentium4HTXE/index.htm?iid=HPAGE+low_prod_031103&' target='_blank'>Extreme Edition (EE)</a>

    edit: slightly related, it made me laugh when I played Jedi Academy, the title is <b>Star Wars™: Jedi Knight™ Jedi Academy™</b>
  • ImmacolataImmacolata Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2140Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited December 2003
  • ImmacolataImmacolata Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2140Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Even Windows EGGS PEE is in on it!

    And behold: Coolness trends infect even our most basic user interface. I tell you, it's subliminal hocus pocus!
    X.gif 4.8K
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited December 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Xyth+Nov 30 2003, 06:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xyth @ Nov 30 2003, 06:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit' target='_blank'>Clickey</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL, gold!

    Actually I already read it a while ago but I lost the address for the site, so I thank thee for posting that <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    *edit* Don't forget Windows <b>X</b>P *edit*
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