<!--QuoteBegin--Dirty Harry Potter+Dec 3 2003, 04:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dirty Harry Potter @ Dec 3 2003, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That cat looks like its trying to pass as mean, like it was in an action movie as a villian...but that's probably just me <img src='http://homepage.mac.com/darkle/kitties/cat_0049.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> yes i see what you meen dirty harry potter. I believe it is the yellow glint in his eyes that spawns this idea.
and now....
AWWWWWWW
absolutely love the pictures. SO MANY POSES SO LITTLE TIME.
Ugh. The only thing that could make them worse is if they had some "cheery" caption with them, like, "Hang in there!" or "It's not so bad!" It's enough to make a happy man slit his wrists on a fine summer's day.
And what's with cat fur? I know we humans shed skin, but your skin doesn't <i>obviously </i>get all over my clothes. If you got your skin all over my nice clean stuff, I wouldn't be happy. Cat hairs are <i>evil</i>, <i>they are what causes a cat to be evil</i>.
They're actually parasites with sentience. (The hairs, I mean.) Whenever I visit my sister (who has cats, I'm not a pet person), I end up with hairs <i>all over </i>- they even find their way to my T-shirt underneath the jumper. How the <b>hell</b>? They're alive, I tell you! <b>Alive</b>! That's why cats stare at you like the way they do - they're trying to exert control over your mind. If not that, they're willing you to die. It's the only explaination I can find as to why my sister would tolerate their shortcomings.
Well, I'll be damned if I'm going to be controlled by a feline.
Now, what was I doing? Oh, yes. Making a sandwich.
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<!--QuoteBegin--OttoDestruct+Dec 3 2003, 07:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Dec 3 2003, 07:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> AllUrHive...... the sig.... no... just... no. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> If by "no" you mean "dear god yes and now I need new pants".
Erm my cat ate my gold fish and then left the remains in my mums shoe. She wasn't to pleased I can tell you. Also he ate my hamster. But he's still my lil' wuv muffin.
/Me hugs my cat adfadggf bnfaiuggfq ew gb997634 guigigig /GET OF THE KEYBOARD!!!!!!111!1!!oneoneeleven!11
<!--QuoteBegin--Nemesis Zero+Dec 4 2003, 07:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Dec 4 2003, 07:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+Dec 3 2003, 09:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Dec 3 2003, 09:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A warning to those who have never had kittens in their house from the moment they're born: They are the spawn of satan.
Sure, they look and act cute, but if it can be climbed, it will be climbed. And that includes legs. And arms. And faces. They also manage to get under your foot ALL THE DAMN TIME, so you feel guilty when you step on them. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeah, but, be honest now: Would you want to have missed any damn moment? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> My cat, when we first got it home and it was fretting, kept climbing up everything....I sat down at my computer for 30 seconds, and all of a sudden my cat DROPS DOWN FROM THE CIELING scaring the living S*** out of me... (PC is near a window, which has a curtain on it, which she clawed up to on top and couldn't get down)
Bloody Ninjas....
She also used to have a habit of sleeping on top of the curtains in the kitchen (There is a place to rest up top, now she's too heavy for that)
You're welcome. When I come across good things, I try to post them for others to enjoy. And who doesn't feel happier after seeing pics of all the cute kitty cats. <i><Disclaimer>This is a rhetorical question and is not meant for responses. Dog lovers need not flame.</Disclaimer></i>
Edit: I was just thinking. I wonder how much badwidth of theirs I succeded in using up after posting this on the NS forums. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> The Kitties are gone. Something about exceeding the bandwidth. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Noooo! The kitties! I haven't seen 'em! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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<img src='http://homepage.mac.com/darkle/kitties/cat_0049.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yes i see what you meen dirty harry potter. I believe it is the yellow glint in his eyes that spawns this idea.
and now....
AWWWWWWW
absolutely love the pictures. SO MANY POSES SO LITTLE TIME.
And what's with cat fur? I know we humans shed skin, but your skin doesn't <i>obviously </i>get all over my clothes. If you got your skin all over my nice clean stuff, I wouldn't be happy. Cat hairs are <i>evil</i>, <i>they are what causes a cat to be evil</i>.
They're actually parasites with sentience. (The hairs, I mean.) Whenever I visit my sister (who has cats, I'm not a pet person), I end up with hairs <i>all over </i>- they even find their way to my T-shirt underneath the jumper. How the <b>hell</b>? They're alive, I tell you! <b>Alive</b>! That's why cats stare at you like the way they do - they're trying to exert control over your mind. If not that, they're willing you to die. It's the only explaination I can find as to why my sister would tolerate their shortcomings.
Well, I'll be damned if I'm going to be controlled by a feline.
Now, what was I doing? Oh, yes. Making a sandwich.
If by "no" you mean "dear god yes and now I need new pants".
"you think that's air you're breathing?"
"woah!"
/Me hugs my cat adfadggf bnfaiuggfq ew gb997634 guigigig
/GET OF THE KEYBOARD!!!!!!111!1!!oneoneeleven!11
Damn cats.
sorry... i had to...
all the kitties! weeeee!
we come to you in a basket from heaven =]
[melts]
edit: <img src='http://homepage.mac.com/darkle/kitties/cat_0108.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
[melts again]
Sure, they look and act cute, but if it can be climbed, it will be climbed. And that includes legs. And arms. And faces. They also manage to get under your foot ALL THE DAMN TIME, so you feel guilty when you step on them. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, but, be honest now: Would you want to have missed any damn moment? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
My cat, when we first got it home and it was fretting, kept climbing up everything....I sat down at my computer for 30 seconds, and all of a sudden my cat DROPS DOWN FROM THE CIELING scaring the living S*** out of me... (PC is near a window, which has a curtain on it, which she clawed up to on top and couldn't get down)
Bloody Ninjas....
She also used to have a habit of sleeping on top of the curtains in the kitchen (There is a place to rest up top, now she's too heavy for that)
god, that's the happiest website i've been to in years *_*
XD
edit: thanks for a great link, fumonkey =]
Edit: I was just thinking. I wonder how much badwidth of theirs I succeded in using up after posting this on the NS forums. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->