Christmas Came Early

Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">and guess what I got?</div> So, today my friends had a little Christmas get-together, because everyone had the day off and everyone was in town. Now, I wasn't expecting much, because most of my friends are rather...cheap. So I go to the party, and they give me my gift.

Guess what it was?
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Best.Christmas.Present.Evar.

I have swords! Two real swords! Especially when i only asked for one, JOKINGLY!
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  • The_Real_QuasarThe_Real_Quasar Has the I.Q. of 12,000 P.E. Teachers Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9998Members
    OMG... Rampage time <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    What are so great about swords now? I mean, sure it's cool, but you can't use them.
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  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
    You can't "use" art. But people still have it?

    That's really cool Smoke! You have nice friends <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    sweetness!

    dont cut yourself <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> heehee
    I hope I get something cool too.





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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    Liku...They aren't sharp...yet.


    Plus, they are just nice to have around for decoration and for swordplay. I also have a Boken and a shanai (wooden katana and a bamboo katana).

    Me = blade obssessed.
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  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Dec 22 2003, 12:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Dec 22 2003, 12:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What are so great about swords now? I mean, sure it's cool, but you can't use them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Rampage
    Intimidation
    Rampage
    Robbing
    Rampage
    Bread Slicer
    Rampage
    Zombie Cutter
    Rampage
    Butter Knife
    Rampage
    Tooth Pick
    Rampage
    Shaver
    Rampage
    Meat Cutter
    Rampage
    Etcher
    Rampage


    And did i mention RAMPAGE?
    Yeah... i think i did, didn't i?



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  • The_RedeemerThe_Redeemer Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11490Members, Constellation
    Someone take Maveric's swords away please!

    *cowars in fear*
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    thats a nice come up smoke


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  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    sweet..Nice to get in touch with the past...
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Aluminum jobs? Steel?
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Bah I just remembered that my friend said he was gonna buy me a Shanai for Christmans....

    but he didn't.....
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    I think it's actually a mix between aluminum and steel.

    I personally think it's Japanese Steel. My friend (the one who DIDN't order them) says Aluminum Steel alloy.


    Still, very shiney!
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  • l3igDl3igD Join Date: 2003-11-20 Member: 23262Members
    sit down at the dinner table to a big **** steak *yells* HONEY Bring ME MY DAMN SWORD THIS IS A BIG ONE
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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    JESUS CHRIST MAN! Where did the peace of christmas go!?
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  • ZycoZyco Join Date: 2003-10-17 Member: 21731Members
    some ideas: [disclaimer: if you get arrested, shot, attacked, put in jail, die, it is not my fault]

    <ul>
    <li>go to the store, and by things by pointing at them with ur sword and saying "and that"
    <li>go for a walk in the park with your new toy
    <li>go for a walk downtown
    <li>go to the toilet paper isle in the store and cut it up
    <li>go to the fresh fruits/vegetables section and cut up some food
    <li>go to the gym, and stab the punching bag
    <li>go to a sushi restaurant and show off your new blade
    <li>stay away from chinatown
    <li>go to the police station and tell them theres a madman trying to kill you. if they ask for names, just say "jim"
    <li>attach it to the hood of your car and go joyriding while drunk
    <li>pretend to be a japanimation character stuck in the real world...
    </ul>
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    One more: stab to death people who use the term "japanimation".
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  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    VERY COOL!
    What replication are they?
    What era are they suspose to be from?

    They look really cool!
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  • Vulgar_MenaceVulgar_Menace Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22118Members
    What you do is...take a butter knife (cheaper than a sword) and spread jam on it. Then, instead of cutting someone, you JAM them. Then they stagger about goint "OMG MY 3Y3S!!!11!One STRAWBERRY CHUNKS!!! GAAHH!!!" at that point rifle through their pockets and take valuables.

    I am teh Ninja.
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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Vulgar Menace+Dec 22 2003, 08:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vulgar Menace @ Dec 22 2003, 08:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What you do is...take a butter knife (cheaper than a sword) and spread jam on it. Then, instead of cutting someone, you JAM them. Then they stagger about goint "OMG MY 3Y3S!!!11!One STRAWBERRY CHUNKS!!! GAAHH!!!" at that point rifle through their pockets and take valuables.

    I am teh Ninja. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I did not laugh at that.
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  • ChargeCharge Join Date: 2003-02-05 Member: 13144Members
    swords, lmfao <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Vulgar_MenaceVulgar_Menace Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DaMu+Dec 22 2003, 09:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DaMu @ Dec 22 2003, 09:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Vulgar Menace+Dec 22 2003, 08:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vulgar Menace @ Dec 22 2003, 08:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What you do is...take a butter knife (cheaper than a sword) and spread jam on it. Then, instead of cutting someone, you JAM them. Then they stagger about goint "OMG MY 3Y3S!!!11!One STRAWBERRY CHUNKS!!! GAAHH!!!" at that point rifle through their pockets and take valuables.

    I am teh Ninja. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I did not laugh at that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe you should see a therapist.
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  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    I laughed at "I did not laugh at that".
    GOLD!
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  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    There's only one thing I can say...

    HOLYCRAPONASTICK!!!!
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  • Vulgar_MenaceVulgar_Menace Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22118Members
    on a stick? wowza.
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Smoke Nova+Dec 22 2003, 02:59 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smoke Nova @ Dec 22 2003, 02:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think it's actually a mix between aluminum and steel.

    I personally think it's Japanese Steel. My friend (the one who DIDN't order them) says Aluminum Steel alloy.


    Still, very shiney! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yea mate, an alloy is a mix. Doubtful they came from Japan, unless your buddy has Mafioso connections.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited December 2003
    very cool, man. very very cool. the fun thing about owning weapons is that, if you're like me, you're gonna handle your swords allllll the time, trying new things and new tricks until one day... your friends come over, and you're swinging it around your head and doing swirly things and they'll be all impressed, even though you're only just fidgeting.

    i've had my 1911 for about two years... and now, just by idle ADD-style fidgeting, i can twirl it forward from the holster, going through three spins, on the third spin the hammer catches back, and the spin ends with the muzzle on-target =]
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Yea well, one day your gonna shoot yourself if its loaded when you do that.
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    Swords are great fun. My friend (he's a bit of a weapons nut) brought in small Samurai sword (very nice looking things) and we were chopping stuff up with it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BlaqWolfBlaqWolf Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1667Members
    dude! those are frickin awesome!

    now you can start practicing deflecting bullets off the blade like me!

    i was gonna start up again next week when the hospital lets me go
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Now <i>that</i> is a Christmas present.
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