The next poster is ___

GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
simple game where one poster posts in character for whatever the previous poster said he/she will be

ex.
first poster: The next poster is Jar Jar Binks

next poster: Meesa go BOOM!

The next poster is onos at a tea party.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    WRRRAAAoOOOAR!

    Next Poster Is The Second poster after the one before the first poster. er.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Whaaa?

    The next poster is Jesus on roller skates.
  • Lord_FrodoLord_Frodo Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1333Members
    I am but a holy roller, brethren. Father, why hast thou done a 360 double backflip to me?

    /me pulls a wicked christ air off of a halfpipe

    The next poster is a Carls Jr. Spicy Chicken Sandwich
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    MM, carls jr. anyhoo:

    Ahh, why must you eat me so?

    Next poster is a stick of RAM that won't fit in anyones motherboard.
  • Lord_FrodoLord_Frodo Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1333Members
    yay I'm half a stick of fast page RAM! hahahah you dickweed, those are 168-pin slots... what's that, you say you've got a motherboard that accepts fast page RAM? too bad I'm only half a stick! I'm totally worthless and you're wasting your time!... oh here goes the brute force, I've been through this before... why do you think I'm only half a stick? Hey don't bend me like that OW OWWW OWWWWWW!!! *snap*

    the next poster is all nine members of slipknot getting their stomachs pumped.
  • GobyWanGobyWan Join Date: 2002-02-22 Member: 234Members
    *censored due to the sheer impossibility of expressing that action through text*

    The next poster is a SWM, 29, enjoys long walks on the beach and romantic candlelight dinners.
  • HBNayrHBNayr Join Date: 2002-07-13 Member: 930Members
    "Yeah, I know I lied a bit in my personal, but doesn't everyone?  To be honest, I hate the beach, I hate long, and I really, really hate walking.  Oh, and I'm 59.  Would you like to go out to dinner with me sometime?  You're paying, of course.  Hello?  Hello?"

    The next poster will be:
    A TSA marine unwittingly being put on the front lines of a battlefield, but being told, instead, that they are getting shore leave.  Let's watch...

    -Ryan!
  • BillBill Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1108Members
    "Oh this is weird I thought I was a 29 year old SWM but someone posted before me, now I'm a TSA marine and I don't even know what a shore leave is..."

    The next poster has no idea what this topic is about..
  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    I'll just skiparoo that last one. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->

    "So this is Paris? What a cute seeing eye dog! ....AHHHHHH"

    The next poster is going to give me a reason to keep this post alive, and restore what little faith I have in this forum... and has a lisp.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    I'm supposed to restore faith? Heck, I don't even know why I am posting here...

    The next poster will be a fool at a party cause he isn't Canadian.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Ooooooooh Portugal!
    disclaimer: I meant no offense

    The next poster is Neo in the real world, but he thinks he's in the matrix
  • GreedoGreedo Bounty Hunter Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 37Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    There is no spoon...  There are no crappy game-type topics...  If I use my mind, maybe it will <b>go away.</b>

    The next poster is a mime.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    "           !!" "         ?"

    The next poster doesn't think Fam is sexy.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    You think Fam is darn sexy?  I'll tell, you I'M darn sexy!  just look at my sexy body!  Oh yeah, Fam is about as sexy as skunk roadkill!  Who's sexy?  I     am sexy.

    next poster is on a team of 5 heavy marines that just ran into 20 fades
  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    "yeah, so we just ran around the corner and BAM! we had accidently ran into a group of fades who were out on a short jog. but we apologised and the fades accepted our apology and then we said by to them and continued our run around the ship"

    The next poster is the shrink for the cast of Neon Genisis <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    I'm just trying to get into your MIND here.  AGH!!!! GEDDOF ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    The next poster is "teh secks"
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Hello, my name is Mr Teh Secks, My parents _really_ hated me when I was born. My poor brother is called "lags like a #####" so it could be worse I guess.

    The next poster has both claustrophobia and agrophobia (and necrophilia just for fun).
  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Eep! Agghr! Ooh!

    The next poster has an embarrasing personal problem regarding their groin area, but will deny everything.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    <!--me&Legionnaired--><span id='ME'><center>Legionnaired does NOT! I repeat, does NOT have gonnhorrea!</center></span><!--e-me-->

    The next person likes to spank monkeys at the zoo.
  • SentrySteveSentrySteve .txt Join Date: 2002-03-09 Member: 290Members, Constellation
    Omg guys I have an amazing story.  I was at this zoo and a monkey escaped.  They called in me, an oven-fixer by day and a monkey-spanker by night (note, this happened in the day) and I smacked that monkey good.  Needless to say it never went out of its cage again.

    The next poster is confused over the long lasting question: is pudding (in its eatable form) a soild or a liquid?
  • Lord_FrodoLord_Frodo Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1333Members
    I sit here, and still it will not allow itself to be described... it defies me. Look at it, sitting there in its bowl, MOCKING ME WITH ITS GELATINOUS NATURE!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

    /me eats the pudding

    (actually pudding in its eatable form would be classified as a "colloid", made up of two parts known as a gel and a sol.)

    The next poster is Flayra when he can't get a bit of code to work (and it can't be the real flayra. it just wouldn't be as funny <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo--> )
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    YOU WILL WORK, SCHOOPID NS, OR I WILL UNLESH MY FULL DEMONIC WRATH UPON THEE!!!
    [typing noises]
    ARGHHH!
    [random demonic noises]
    *throws comuter out of window, breaking it*

    MonsE:  Uhh, Flay, we kinda needed that stuff, to y'now, um relase it?

    SILENCE INFIDEL!



    The next poster can't find his socks <b>anywhere</b>
  • QUADQUAD Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 963Members
    "I tell yah guys, they were there a minute ago! I had just taken them off to laminate my feet!"

    The next poster thinks NS has been released just now, but it really hasn't.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    OMG OMG OMG MIRRORS! I NEED MIRRORS! FILEPLANET SUXORZ! SHUTUP I GOTTA DOWNLOAD NS! YOU ARE ALL WEEEEENIIIIEEEES

    Next Poster just figured out why TF2 is taking so long.
  • BillBill Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1108Members
    *walkes into valve head quarters*

    Wait a minute, what are all these monkeys doing here?

    The next poster is posting for the first time....
  • RavenousRavenous Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 48Members
    OMG !! This looks sweetironey ! When will it be out ? <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->


    Next poster is a hungry Onos
  • QUADQUAD Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 963Members
    Hey, skulky, mind passing the barb-ba-que sauce?

    The next poster has decided its time to pay Flayra a little... "motivational" visit
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Darth Vader: Sooo Flayra, you haven't released NS yet?  *slow force choke*
    Flayra: I'm sorry, I'll do better!
    Darth vader: Yes, I know you will *releases him*

    Next poster is the evil rabbit in monty python's Quest for the Holy Grail.
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    Gnash gnash chomp!

    *stares at reamains of an onos*

    Yummeh!


    The next poster is SentrySteve on steroids.
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Edit:(damnation too late)I'm can fix your oven in less then four seconds, I'd like to see Fam do that!


    The next poster is at Flayra's house right now trying to contain a source code eating virus.
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