yay I'm half a stick of fast page RAM! hahahah you dickweed, those are 168-pin slots... what's that, you say you've got a motherboard that accepts fast page RAM? too bad I'm only half a stick! I'm totally worthless and you're wasting your time!... oh here goes the brute force, I've been through this before... why do you think I'm only half a stick? Hey don't bend me like that OW OWWW OWWWWWW!!! *snap*
the next poster is all nine members of slipknot getting their stomachs pumped.
"Yeah, I know I lied a bit in my personal, but doesn't everyone? To be honest, I hate the beach, I hate long, and I really, really hate walking. Oh, and I'm 59. Would you like to go out to dinner with me sometime? You're paying, of course. Hello? Hello?"
The next poster will be: A TSA marine unwittingly being put on the front lines of a battlefield, but being told, instead, that they are getting shore leave. Let's watch...
I'll just skiparoo that last one. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
"So this is Paris? What a cute seeing eye dog! ....AHHHHHH"
The next poster is going to give me a reason to keep this post alive, and restore what little faith I have in this forum... and has a lisp.
You think Fam is darn sexy? I'll tell, you I'M darn sexy! just look at my sexy body! Oh yeah, Fam is about as sexy as skunk roadkill! Who's sexy? I am sexy.
next poster is on a team of 5 heavy marines that just ran into 20 fades
MouseThe Lighter Side of PessimismJoin Date: 2002-03-02Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
"yeah, so we just ran around the corner and BAM! we had accidently ran into a group of fades who were out on a short jog. but we apologised and the fades accepted our apology and then we said by to them and continued our run around the ship"
The next poster is the shrink for the cast of Neon Genisis <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
Hello, my name is Mr Teh Secks, My parents _really_ hated me when I was born. My poor brother is called "lags like a #####" so it could be worse I guess.
The next poster has both claustrophobia and agrophobia (and necrophilia just for fun).
Omg guys I have an amazing story. I was at this zoo and a monkey escaped. They called in me, an oven-fixer by day and a monkey-spanker by night (note, this happened in the day) and I smacked that monkey good. Needless to say it never went out of its cage again.
The next poster is confused over the long lasting question: is pudding (in its eatable form) a soild or a liquid?
I sit here, and still it will not allow itself to be described... it defies me. Look at it, sitting there in its bowl, MOCKING ME WITH ITS GELATINOUS NATURE!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
/me eats the pudding
(actually pudding in its eatable form would be classified as a "colloid", made up of two parts known as a gel and a sol.)
The next poster is Flayra when he can't get a bit of code to work (and it can't be the real flayra. it just wouldn't be as funny <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo--> )
InsaneAnomalyJoin Date: 2002-05-13Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
YOU WILL WORK, SCHOOPID NS, OR I WILL UNLESH MY FULL DEMONIC WRATH UPON THEE!!! [typing noises] ARGHHH! [random demonic noises] *throws comuter out of window, breaking it*
MonsE: Uhh, Flay, we kinda needed that stuff, to y'now, um relase it?
SILENCE INFIDEL!
The next poster can't find his socks <b>anywhere</b>
OMG !! This looks sweetironey ! When will it be out ? <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
Darth Vader: Sooo Flayra, you haven't released NS yet? *slow force choke* Flayra: I'm sorry, I'll do better! Darth vader: Yes, I know you will *releases him*
Next poster is the evil rabbit in monty python's Quest for the Holy Grail.
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The next poster is Jesus on roller skates.
/me pulls a wicked christ air off of a halfpipe
The next poster is a Carls Jr. Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Ahh, why must you eat me so?
Next poster is a stick of RAM that won't fit in anyones motherboard.
the next poster is all nine members of slipknot getting their stomachs pumped.
The next poster is a SWM, 29, enjoys long walks on the beach and romantic candlelight dinners.
The next poster will be:
A TSA marine unwittingly being put on the front lines of a battlefield, but being told, instead, that they are getting shore leave. Let's watch...
-Ryan!
The next poster has no idea what this topic is about..
"So this is Paris? What a cute seeing eye dog! ....AHHHHHH"
The next poster is going to give me a reason to keep this post alive, and restore what little faith I have in this forum... and has a lisp.
The next poster will be a fool at a party cause he isn't Canadian.
disclaimer: I meant no offense
The next poster is Neo in the real world, but he thinks he's in the matrix
The next poster is a mime.
The next poster doesn't think Fam is sexy.
next poster is on a team of 5 heavy marines that just ran into 20 fades
The next poster is the shrink for the cast of Neon Genisis <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
The next poster is "teh secks"
The next poster has both claustrophobia and agrophobia (and necrophilia just for fun).
The next poster has an embarrasing personal problem regarding their groin area, but will deny everything.
The next person likes to spank monkeys at the zoo.
The next poster is confused over the long lasting question: is pudding (in its eatable form) a soild or a liquid?
/me eats the pudding
(actually pudding in its eatable form would be classified as a "colloid", made up of two parts known as a gel and a sol.)
The next poster is Flayra when he can't get a bit of code to work (and it can't be the real flayra. it just wouldn't be as funny <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo--> )
[typing noises]
ARGHHH!
[random demonic noises]
*throws comuter out of window, breaking it*
MonsE: Uhh, Flay, we kinda needed that stuff, to y'now, um relase it?
SILENCE INFIDEL!
The next poster can't find his socks <b>anywhere</b>
The next poster thinks NS has been released just now, but it really hasn't.
Next Poster just figured out why TF2 is taking so long.
Wait a minute, what are all these monkeys doing here?
The next poster is posting for the first time....
Next poster is a hungry Onos
The next poster has decided its time to pay Flayra a little... "motivational" visit
Flayra: I'm sorry, I'll do better!
Darth vader: Yes, I know you will *releases him*
Next poster is the evil rabbit in monty python's Quest for the Holy Grail.
*stares at reamains of an onos*
Yummeh!
The next poster is SentrySteve on steroids.
The next poster is at Flayra's house right now trying to contain a source code eating virus.