The Return

Hang_Loose · January 2004

<div class="IPBDescription">SOLID PROOF</div> I was on teh INTARNET reading posts about sun tzu on www.suntzul0ver.com and I wanted to take my understanding to a whole new level and I knew that I was so close to unlocking my DELTA LAYER and then I was reading some post by some guy I don't know maybe it was Gary Coleman of Diff'rnt Strokes fame, but he was talking all deep but at the end of his SIGNATURE I saw something so weird. it was like a link to SUN TZUS homepage. I thought this must be a joke! I emailed teh dude and ASKED HIM "hey that is not fake hompage?" and he said "NO WAYS THATS SECRET HOMEPAGE TO SUNTZU AND U R NOT ALLOWED TO SEE IT" and I said why not? and he said that is his PERSONAL GEOCITICES CITE and he has a WEBACM there and he doesn't want people looking at him in the naked. So I was like OMG! so I clicked and then I SAW SUN TZU FOR REAL. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' />

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-bling.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

AS YOU CAN SEE he IS real. ANd I am not MAKING THIS up okay?~ Notice the REAL LIFE BLING he has on that is what real sun tzu looks like he is busy playing warcraft 3 and NS devising new strategies. I will tell you link later if you want but omg I'm almost wet pants. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' />

EDIT: oh okay sorry incase u are NOT sure that what I am talking about it is real because we had lengthy discussion about it earlier in a totally on topic thread I will link you here!!! <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=55037' target='_blank'>t3h w1n</a>

rknZ · January 2004

IFLU! <img src='http://forums.babblers.co.uk/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Status_Quo · January 2004

You've been taking any drugs lately?

Sorry, let me rephrase: which drugs have you been taking lately?

Destro · January 2004

OMG I just received SOLID proof from TOP BRASS official SUN TZU and ZERO are returned s3c43t document shows this ...... oh me gee

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-SunTzuZero.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

HOLY SMOKES
SEE those LOW PRO and UNDERGLOWZ
wow that car IS blingzor om g sun Tzu and Zero t3h great commandor of 8 victories rolling man i dont want to get in their way oh me gee imagine t3h bass on those subs enough to give me t3h cancer..... THIS IS HOW WE GET T3h win these two here SZ AND ZERO have returned!!!!

Hang_Loose · January 2004

I THOUGHT it was so weird because I was at library aftwards and I thought I couldnt' believe it because sun tzu is like fairy taile and they are not real but I just saw SUN TZU and it was like OMG so I went to library to research more and figuar out waht was going on in my head and learn new NS strategeries and then I was lokay. I went to card catalogue and looked for teh win but nothing was there so I wanted to see if I could found art of sun tzu and omg guess what was there.

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-artofsuntzu.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

I could not belive my eyes the mastar has his own book of art! Can YOU believe it?

Destro · January 2004

HOLY SMOKE HANG LOSOE
youa re getting top INFO Li3ke ME?A?A?!

wow
WHOA THIS JUST IN taken 50 YEARS ago DURING famous WAR pulled from BURNING plane TOP S3cr3t PICTURE Of the MEN behind VICTORY
SUN TZU AND ZERO

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-winstonzerosz.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

I kn3w they pwn3d no wonder we got t3h win INDISPUTABLE PROOF

Hang_Loose · January 2004

it was nuts and then I was like woahz. I went to china once and I was looking at pictares and then I saw this wall that they painted for the great general of 8 victories omg it was zero?! what is going on?!

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-roflmao.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

CAN you believe it even the chinese know of zero and they honor him I think this says something like THE NEXT SUNTZU REINCARNATE?! see he can be chinese and japanese if he wants no racism will stop his victory todesmarz

Destro · January 2004

OH WOW Z3r0 did it this time my fr3iends HE campaigning like a mofo I SAW IT ONCE AND I flipped out and played guitar and z3ro l00k3d at me and I totally had to JOIN THE FIGHT NOW
cuz Z3r0 lead 8 teams to VICTORY

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-zerocampaign.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

WOW You better j0in or you wont get t3h win

Hang_Loose · January 2004

NO WAYS destro ttaht is nuts I always thought that sun tzu and zero were behind victory of ww2 because it was great victory over stalingrad. I knew it! I think it is one of teh 8 great victories zero speaks of when you see him. anyone else spot zero or SUNTZU in their dayly life because i have seen him once again. I know it is nuts to think I see him so much why no one else see him but I think I am BLESSED like in CROSSING OVER.

Look see I see him once more he was rolling down my STREET in his swwett KAWASAKI MOTAR BIKE and I was like WOAHS because see he apreciates japaense horse power like kawasaki and civic.

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-kawasakiRICER.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

woah check out teh UNDAR GLOWZ on that baby. they are like tractorbeams to the eyes I think

Buggy · January 2004

I smell agressive propaganda.

Destro · January 2004

D00dz you wont believe this I was watch1ng this 0ld show that nubs watch t3h other day and this chick wwho was an alien was kissing this other alien and more aliens came out of stomachs and OMG LOOK at this I SAW ZERO wow I couldnt believe I was Flipping out or something wowz0rs He totally b4k3d th3 al13ns.

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-zeroalienz.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

WOW zero of course l3ading to victory t3h other marines like oH ME GEE Z3r0 SAVE US

Hang_Loose · January 2004

NO WAY okay I was at movies too and I was watching another movie about commandering and there were no aliens (atleast that I could tell <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /> ) and then suddenly the title flashed and I was like NO WAYS. I knew titel was mastar and commandering and I knew it was about mastering and command but I didn't know it stared TEH mastar and TEH commander from glorie days!

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-mastr.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

IT WAS NUTS. teh movies is good if you ever have seen or ever want to see it I give it 3 sun tzus and thumbs up it was that good better than the last one!

Destro · January 2004

WOW SWEET UNDERGLOWZ HANG LOOSE
Check th1s out down at t3h strip man zero and sun tzu were totoally tripping out and pwn3ing in t3h races man this guy took a pic rigt before zero and sun tzu subwoofers blasted him to pieces and I had reliable source get me it IW AS LIKE OMG I AM GOING TO GET HUNTED but I share it with you now if you see these two best move out or you get pwn3d with t3h win

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-szracefinal.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

WOWW you look at that bling blin on suntzuu
and he got t3h nine <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif' />

Z3ro totally gets all t3h chicks <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' />

Hang_Loose · January 2004

oh man I want to be zero and sun tzu they lookso HARD like my friends say. I don't know when next sighting will happen this is NUTS. anyone else see sun tzu or zero recently because I think they are taking over world or finally coming out of closet and letting existance known!?

Destro · January 2004

HOLY SMOKES goverment conspiracy my fr1ends t3h moon landing was faked but not in t3h way you think CHECK IT OUT ZERO WAS T3h ONE
INDISPUTABLE PROOF HOLY j00 cant deny t3h pictures guys this is t3h REAL DEAL HERE

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-lunar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

WOW iM totally tripping out ALL THESE SIGHTINGs could it be t3h end?!?!?!

OR MAYBE MORE OF t3h WIN!!!!

Hang_Loose · January 2004

okay I just had to mention this beause I got photo negartives back today and I develop them and this is the photo I am most proud of because it is the tiome when arnold came to my plane and he shook hand of my superior commandar and I was like WAOH no way.

so I developed teh pictars and then blam it hit me. MY COMMANDAR IS ZERO!?

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-zeroplusahnold.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

I SHOULD OF KNOWN! because as you see (I am guy in back next to old guy) and I see the back of arnold. wait a second is that TEH SUN TZU?! I thought he was normal old guy but now I see through his routine it is TEH suntzu. wow I work with him every day building walmarts in KAZEIKISTAN.

Destro · January 2004

Ok guys in our previous discussion many of you beli3ved STUPIDLY that sun tzu coulndt be a SAMURAI WELL HERE HE IS IN full SAMURAI CHoP HEAD OFF YOU GLORY

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-seventzu.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

YEAH so n3xt time you better do some res3arch sun tzu is totally the best samurai ever and look at all his lackeys SO afraid they sit in t3h back where they wont get hit SUN TZU just put his sword on his back CUZ he only needs to fight ONE HANDED WOWZ()R <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' />

INDISPUTABLE PROOF what could be NEXT?A?A? EASTER BUNNYA?

Hang_Loose · January 2004

back in my collage days I used to play football and go to gamez and watch us teh win all over dumb collages where they werent as good at football ( we used to play teams at tech schools becuz tehy are teh nerds and the lose!) so we get easy wins but here is picture where I noticed something weird.

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-QBSACK.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

notice the man in the helmut I did not think he was on my team then I realized that WOAHS thats him numbar 42. TEH ZERO? WHO IS TAHT CHERING HIM ON?

He was not in my greek system housing (also known as fraternity) and so I did not see him much infact I only saw a lot of the toilet because the fratnernity liked to paly tricks on me. that is another story for another thread wow.

Destro · January 2004

OH MAN
not ONLY is sun tzu t3h samurai but ZERO is t3h LAST SAMURAI WOWW
TOtally flipping out and chopping the banzai out of your CAT man I was like whoa didnt i s33 this at the m0vi3s but no but then yes IT IS IT HAS TO BE ZERO cuz it is picture REAL LIFE Proof!!!

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-samuzeroblue.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

WOWW
look at those UNDERGLOWZ i cant believe this ON A HORSE man HE Prolly has SUBS on the back and the horse GOEES way FAST i bet man I totally would fl33 to a THIRD story building if i saw that oh geez i think i have to use t3h bathroom
WHOA THOgh MORE INFO IS COMING FROM TOP

Hang_Loose · January 2004

okay I will tell you secret since you begged about it back when I was little high shcooler I went to teh NINJA high school and learned about ninja things like playing guitar and killing PEOPLE and TEH win. so anyways this was a picture of my fellow classmates and I thought something was fishy and I can't put my fingar on it maybe you know what it is? plz reply I need to know soon before feds bust down door and demand I remain quiet.

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-ninjaSCHOOL.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Destro · January 2004

OK GUYS THIS IS IT I HAVE TO SLEEP i been up all NIGHT COMPiling these reports so you would know of the INDISPUTABLE PROOF of t3h return and hang loose is t3h vouch too OBVIOUSLY he has many pictures and is competing with my reliable sources to outsource each others sources and get to the source of ZERO AND SUN TZU RETURN WOWWW

I went to t3h book store today to buy more sun tzu books and I FOUND THIS in my wall3t i almost spent it I WASX LIKE OMG

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-dollar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

THAT IS T3h MAN
SUN TZU on t3h 100 billz that is seriously blinging he is totally all over the uS i framed that after I scanned it on my computar (compaq presario 386) just for you guys to see WOW if you see this dont spend cuz sun TZU will totally come and flip out and slay your household and eat your cat and hand in your homework late WOW
DUDE I have to sleep now Hang loose keep your eye out man and t3h rest of you now you know t3h truth if you have any Sigitings you need to post them h3re so the word gets out OK THX BYE

Hang_Loose · January 2004

okay I found secrit picture leaked to me from some nerd on this forusm right here I will not disclose who it is (NOT someone like teh BUGGY) and I pass it on straight to yuo guys no charge necessary.

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-tehstudiezero.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

I do not know what ancient game they are playing but it looks like something u need lots of skill to be t3h win at I think I saw cartoon about it once with some girl ghost who whass really a guy who took over soem boy and tehy played the game like sun tzu + zero plays teh NS. it was nuts. but anyway for teh approval of the secret midnight society I leave it up to YOU to figure out who or what is going on here (note sun tzu posessing TV and zero kicking @$$ at teh blakc and whiet stone game)

Destro · January 2004

HAHA just kidding ONE MORE SIGHTING CAME IN
guess what
ITS ANOTHER MOVIE They are totally rocking t3h major movie biz i gues you guys have all seen this but next time you do look real close and see through disguise like one of those 3d imagez things that give me t3h headache WOW check it out

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-suntzuartofwar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

HOLY of course he would be in that movie dummy heads OK now that is my last sighting this has made up FOR my lifelong quest 29 yrs TO search for these two wow i totally expect to get killed for releasing this info to you all but carry it on to your childrens childrens childeresn ok guys TAKe IT easy and stay clear of t3h strip I hear th3y might be rollin' tonight

Hang_Loose · January 2004

okay I THINK I need to go to bed because my mom is knocking on door and wonder what all noise is about (it is all my fax machiens and printars and GIBSON hackar boxes that I use to find INDISPUTABLE PROOF about suntzu and zero sightings. my cell pohnse are ringing with calls from forum members and they are like WAOHS I saw sun tzu today but it is weird because it was on teh intarnet (they keep telling me about the sightings I post here but they are dumb they are not the ones who see that it is me)) so here it is teh last sighting I think it is from zeros tramatic childhood where he was brutally assaulted and teh rapez by viscious ugly dogs that SELFISH owners should leash or curb or atleast kill. okay quickyl now!!1

<img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/awesomosity-uhohs.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

I think I now know how one like zero could quickly turn to teh ways of teh NINJA SAMURAI and kill so many and lead to 8 victories like ww2. anyways if YOU have teh indisputable proof contact me and or post it here os everyone will know teh truth about sun tzu and zero HE REALLY DOES EXIST like in petar pan about believing in faries except sun tzu and zero are BADASS and NOT FARIES.

okay one last thing I think we should change zeros name to SUN TZERO because that would do the team justice more than spelling out individual names and the lagacy will live on like in SOUL CALIBUR (good game btw.)

Green · January 2004

(Stop! My Sides!)

Wow, they ensured the victory in WWII? Just how old are Zero and Tzu anyway?

Wow, those names sound so right together.

Destro · January 2004

OMG GREEN readh THIS and you will be t3h enlighten3d

<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=55037' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...showtopic=55037</a>

SSSSHHHHH keep it on t3h D/L

Minstrel_Knight · January 2004

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Hang_Loose · January 2004

tehy did infact green obviously someone did not teach you natural us history with regad to world war too. Ok I need to go eat because my mom siad so and I wont be able to reply for a while (I am sorry I know you need teh infoz on sun tzero sightings). but one last note for all you forum heads

STOP CALLING MY CELL TO TELL ME YOU SAW SUN TZU ON OPRAH AND MURRAY

I have those episodes that is not sun tzu that is a real life PEDOPHILE okay you can stop emailing my cell and calling and stuff. it is really annoying. only come to me if you have PROOF not I heard from my friends friend that I saw sun tzu on oprah last week. PLZ STOP CALLING my bill is too high and my mom will not help me pay it if it goes above 20dollars.

good luck forum heads

Hang_Loose · January 2004

oh yes b4 I go I must post something my good friend mr.coffee or enticvhron or something (whatever his NEW name is now he changes alot to hide from F3DS) sent me becasue this is real proof for new movie starring sun tzu and zero it is probably a comedy action along the east meets west lines of rush hour movie with the black cop and the asian cop.

here is exclusive preview.

sorry no web hosting service will help me with this you might have to preview on your own gibson hackar box (just needs omething to see gif0)

CForrester · January 2004

Okay, who let the monkeys out of their cages again? And who let them in the computer room? Sheesh.

Typhon · January 2004

HAhahah, we need more threads like this from time to time. Lightens the mood nicely.

Kudos on the many photoshopings.

The Return

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