The worlds funniest joke!

Longtooth

<div class="IPBDescription">This is official.  seriously</div>A group of pyschologists did a study and this is the joke that the most cultures found funny.  Here goes:
2 Hunters are walking through the forest when suddenly one of the hunters screams, and starts clutching his neck,  5 seconds later the hunter falls over motionless on the ground.  Qucikly the second hunter takes out his mobile phone and calls the operator.  He says to the operator  "I think my friend just died what do I do?!"
"Well first,"says the operator "We have to make sure he is really dead"
There is a pause and then the operator hears a gunshot
The hunter gets back on the phone and says "OK what now?"

JediYoshi

Bah, I've heard this before, lame-o

TychoCelchuuu

You read that article too? It was in the New York times, correct?

Legionnaired

It was in a lot of papers, and it's not that funny.

Longtooth

Its not "The Worlds Funniest Joke" because it makes you laugh the hardest,  only because the most people found it at least slightly amusing

Comprox

I rolled my eyes literally. There are much more jokes out there that make everyone laugh also, and a lot more <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

the_stalker

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Bill

So this topics going to go 1 of 2 ways:

a) It will be 3 pages of people saying one liners like "That joke ain't be having teh funneh" and "/me scans topic.  No funneh found here" and so forth.

b) It will die after I post in it(I seem to have that effect on topics).

C0nan_The_Librarian

Lol i liked it.....

RhoadsToNowhere

Thanks to Monty Python's Flying Circus, we all know that the World's Funniest Joke ™ is so funny that it causes any one who reads it to die laughing.  Hence, nobody can repeat it without fear of dying themselves or killing anyone else around them.  Luckily, this feature made it a very effective weapon in World War II when it was translated into German, one word at a time.

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Bill

Hah, I remember that.  Was that in Now for Something Completely Different or the Meaning of Life??? I can't remember....

titaniumroger

even though this was on a different post, i thought it was hilarious but i couldn't respond because it was locked
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