The Gorge That Ate Too Much
DarkATi
Revelation 22:17 Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17532Members, Reinforced - Shadow
Revelation 22:17 Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17532Members, Reinforced - Shadow
Written as a song:
There was a Gorge
Who liked to eat
His breath
Smelled like feet
And he laughed as he put up the hive
And he tried to dance and do a jive
but he couldn't
Wooah my tummy feels so crummy
I think I need my mummy
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
He liked to eat marines
And lots of jelly beans
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
There was a Gorge
Who liked to sneak
His presence
Was like a squeaky leak
And he chuckled as he webbed up marine spawn
But when he went to leave the marines walked all over his lawn
He tried to run
But he didn't have celerity
He got adren instead
Oh no my gorgey friend
Wooah my tummy feels so crummy
I think I need my mummy
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
He liked to eat marines
And lots of jelly beans
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
Oh no
Now he has to spend 10 more res
Just to be fat again
He whent on Jenny Craig
He had gorgey celulite on his leg
Oh yea
Wooah my tummy feels so crummy
I think I need my mummy
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
He liked to eat marines
And lots of jelly beans
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
He ate too much
He ate too much
Poor little gorgey porge
~ DarkATi
There was a Gorge
Who liked to eat
His breath
Smelled like feet
And he laughed as he put up the hive
And he tried to dance and do a jive
but he couldn't
Wooah my tummy feels so crummy
I think I need my mummy
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
He liked to eat marines
And lots of jelly beans
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
There was a Gorge
Who liked to sneak
His presence
Was like a squeaky leak
And he chuckled as he webbed up marine spawn
But when he went to leave the marines walked all over his lawn
He tried to run
But he didn't have celerity
He got adren instead
Oh no my gorgey friend
Wooah my tummy feels so crummy
I think I need my mummy
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
He liked to eat marines
And lots of jelly beans
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
Oh no
Now he has to spend 10 more res
Just to be fat again
He whent on Jenny Craig
He had gorgey celulite on his leg
Oh yea
Wooah my tummy feels so crummy
I think I need my mummy
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
He liked to eat marines
And lots of jelly beans
He was the gorge that ate too much
He was the gorge that ate too much
He ate too much
He ate too much
Poor little gorgey porge
~ DarkATi
Comments
Thanks Admin, whoever changed the name to Gorge on the topic title.
~ DarkATi
The only thing that worrys me, is you took time out of reality to write this <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
The only thing that worrys me, is you took time out of reality to write this <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I write songs for my band all the time and I was bored so I whipped this up, took me, maybe 2 minutes to write it, lol. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
~ DarkATi
Levi's? Like the jeans? LMAO. I can... if I know what Levi's are! I was planning on recording this with my guitar and posting it, just another example of how I have alot of free time on my hands. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
~ DarkATi
Levi's? Like the jeans? LMAO. I can... if I know what Levi's are! I was planning on recording this with my guitar and posting it, just another example of how I have alot of free time on my hands. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
~ DarkATi <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
oh my god. please do that <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> (record the song)
Yesterday, all my marine buddies seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to play
Oh, i believe in 3.0 someday
Suddenly, I'm not half the rine I used to be,
There's a skulk that's hanging over me.
Oh, they came so suddenly.
Why the Comm had to go I don't know he wouldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for more teamplay.
Yesterday, NS was such an easy game to play
Now I need a vent to hide away.
Oh, I belive in more teamplay.
Mm mm mm mm mm munch!
Running through the section, returning to the action
Marines are ripped and torn away
Hypnotizing power, eatining all res towers
Celerity is here to stay
Munching through the boundaries
NS_nancy has found me
cannot stop Celerity
Skulking out aggression
Nevermind Redemption
cannot kill Celerity
Cannot kill hive family
Celerity is found in me
Celerity
Crushing all mariners, mashing non-JPers
Never ending potency
Hungry violence seeker, feeding off the weaker
Breeding on hive three
Munching through the boundaries
No marine has found me
cannot stop Celerity
Skulking out aggression
biting is my passion
cannot kill Celerity
Cannot kill hive three
Celerity is found in me
Celerity
Circle of Destruction, All the skulks comes rushing
Powerhouse of energy
Chewing up a fury, Dominating fully
We create Celerity
Munching through the boundaries
Comm still hasn't found me
cannot stop Celerity
Skulking out aggression
make it a profession
cannot kill Celerity
We owned them with hive three
Celerity is found in me
Celerity
One last one, though it's really long.
Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still might
Why do I put up this fight, why do I still fight
Sometimes it's hard enough just dealin with marine life
Sometimes I wanna jump up in rage and kill people's mics
And show these people what my level of skill's like
But I'll still fight, sometimes I just hate life
Somethin ain't right, hit the flashlights
Case of the unbalanced stage fright, aliens flank like
Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault
Great big pit falls, my insides crawl
and I clam up I just slam shut
I just can't do it, my whole dude's
armor just been stripped, I've just been ripped
So I must then get, hope the Comm didn't split
Man **** this sh*t yo, I'm goin on the **** alone
Game on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Vent
I'm a man, I'ma make a new plan
Time for me to just stand up, and go against what was planned
Time for me to just take matters into my own hands
Once I'm over these hive sacks man I'ma never look back
(8 Mile Vent) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin
Sorry Comm I'm grown, I must travel alone
Ain't gonna follow no waypoints, I'm makin my own
Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Vent
I'm crouchin' these hive sacks, tryin to regain back
the chance of winnng I had 'fore I go back to the same crap
To the same spawn, just to be a pawn
Tryin to chase skulks, gotta move ASAP
And get a new plan, Comm's got a new clan
Poor little baby F4ers, they don't understand
Sit in RR and agree, blame their comm cuz he's sad
And one of them just cusses until he get's banned
While they wait for next round, their brother marine is still mad
Ain't no tellin what goes on in game can't see what's said
Wish I could be a pansy and F4ed when the rest had
But I keep runnin from somethin I never wanted so bad!
Sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up the hive yet
It's like I tech up, but Comm ain't grow him two nuts yet
Gotta watch my step, don't got enough armor, yep
The pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin to do what's best
And I try, fly alone and I cry
Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by
That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God
Please don't let me fly into a regular skulk mob.
Yo I hope you can hear me Comm wherever you are
Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm nailin this hive before tomorrow
Tell my team I hate them, don't you let me die
Say whenever you need me Comm, I'm never too far
But yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know
And I'ma be back for you, the second that I kill the foe
Everywhere I've flown, I made it on my own
Off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Vent
I'm a man, I'ma make a new plan
Time for me to just stand up, and go against what was planned
Time for me to just take matters into my own hands
Once I'm over these hive sacks man I'ma never look back
(8 Mile Vent) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin
Sorry Comm I'm grown, I must travel alone
Ain't gonna follow no waypoints, I'm makin my own
Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Vent
You gotta live it to feel it, I knew you wouldn't get it
Or see what the big deal is, why it was and it still is
To be walkin this borderline of the last hive's limits
It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate
of authenticity, you'd never even see
But it's everything to me, it's my credibility
You never seen or heard someone that can handle a JP like me
who's incredible, up on the same pedestal as me
But yet I'm still unspammed, havin a rough time
Sit on the hive without all my friends and think of better times
Gotta work for a dumbarse Comm in the meantime
But when it comes crunch time, where did my ammo go
Who must I show, to respect my JP flow
Where must I go, who must I know
Or am I just another rine in the bucket
Cause I ain't havin no luck with this little rambo habit so **** it
Maybe I need more bullets, I'm startin to doubt sh*t
I'm feelin a little skeptical as to what I'll kill this hive with
I look like a bum, yo my armor's for sh*t
in the TSA Army tryin to salvage my outfit
And it's cold, tryin to travel this road
Plus I feel like I'm old, stuck in this battlin mode
My defenses are so up, and one thing I don't want
is pity from no one, this map is no fun
There is no sun, and it's so dark
Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein pulled apart
from each one of my limbs, dunno if I'll live I guess it depends
It's enough to make me just wanna jump out of my skin
Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not
what I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top
I just explode, the kettle gets so hot
Sometimes my mouth just overloads dun got enough bullets for even one shot
But I've learned, it's time for me to get unconcerned
Yo it only takes one time for me to get returned
Ain't no fallin this time, it's time to give it a whirl
I can no longer play stupid or I'll never endure
I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage
Like I already got the aliens beat, I got a knife and I fly like the birds
Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge
Suddenly a new burst of energy is occured
Time to show these one hive aliens something they never heard
I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird
Now its time to knife the last hive and send end game into reverb
Hit the lights and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Vent
I'm the baddest mother runnin' this show
I'm quick as lightning when I blink
Slash you up before you got time to think
But as bad as I'am, as quick as I kill
Nothin' gives me that some sorta thrill
As slipping on my faaaaaded levi's jeans
The style is unmatched, they're torn and unpatched
I wear em baggy, dun need no belt, slip em on when I'm hatched
I strut my stuff in marine spawn, they all agree I'm total cool beans
Don't want to get blood on my faaaaaaded levi's jeans.
Levi's... I asked what this is... like the jeans?
~ DarkATi