Peek-a-boo Lerk
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Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3720Members, Constellation
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3720Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Now you see it! Now you don't!</div> Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
The edgy marines must kill the lerk!
Commander pleads, "GET BACK TO WORK!"
Abandoning every captured hive
They all must see the lerk's demise.
Six steady barrels trained on the vent.
They all want to know where the pesky lerk went.
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
Skulks are munching on all the RTs.
Commander pleads, "GET BACK TO WORK! PLEASE!!"
The resources dwindle from hundreds to four,
And none of the phase gates work anymore.
Outside the start there's chambers in stacks!
ALERT! ALERT! BASE UNDER ATTACK!!!
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
Voicecomm barks with requests for a siege
But the commander has logged out to pray on his knees.
The headstrong marines still want that lerk dead.
But out of the vent pops fades instead.
The marine start becomes a scene of gore.
Some fight bravely while others F4.
The End.
I originally put this in General Discussion because I was trying to draw attention to marines that are easily baited by aliens peeking out of vents. They sit there for hours waiting for it to come out. I've seen one skulk keep six marines busy for several minutes just by occasionally peaking his head out the vent. So sad...
Now you see it! Now you don't!
The edgy marines must kill the lerk!
Commander pleads, "GET BACK TO WORK!"
Abandoning every captured hive
They all must see the lerk's demise.
Six steady barrels trained on the vent.
They all want to know where the pesky lerk went.
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
Skulks are munching on all the RTs.
Commander pleads, "GET BACK TO WORK! PLEASE!!"
The resources dwindle from hundreds to four,
And none of the phase gates work anymore.
Outside the start there's chambers in stacks!
ALERT! ALERT! BASE UNDER ATTACK!!!
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
Voicecomm barks with requests for a siege
But the commander has logged out to pray on his knees.
The headstrong marines still want that lerk dead.
But out of the vent pops fades instead.
The marine start becomes a scene of gore.
Some fight bravely while others F4.
The End.
I originally put this in General Discussion because I was trying to draw attention to marines that are easily baited by aliens peeking out of vents. They sit there for hours waiting for it to come out. I've seen one skulk keep six marines busy for several minutes just by occasionally peaking his head out the vent. So sad...
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