(request) Make Me Laugh

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  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-mafiaboy+Feb 29 2004, 04:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (mafiaboy @ Feb 29 2004, 04:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/' target='_blank'>http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    dear god thats worse than my exam. all i did was the 1st page and then went to sleep for another hour and half.

    (i get my results back next week so il keep you all posted <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
  • Fog_cartoonsFog_cartoons Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20658Members
    This thread is great. To be honest, i'm much more happy than I was 2 days ago and i find my self cracking up at the smallest jokes.
  • Fox_OneFox_One Join Date: 2003-01-15 Member: 12310Members
    I'm still laughing at those Sun Tzu & Zero threads. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    Owned! Ns Style <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://www.steve9168.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ownt.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • Fox_OneFox_One Join Date: 2003-01-15 Member: 12310Members
    I will never look at Gorges the same again. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited March 2004
    Meh, this one made me laugh <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> That skulk is Madman a m8 of me, and yes I use detail textures,because ... well they look good <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    PEEKABOO!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-Revolver+Mar 1 2004, 11:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Revolver @ Mar 1 2004, 11:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm still laughing at those Sun Tzu & Zero threads. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best threads, ever, indeed

    If that stupiditallian bothered to read them I would win this silly contest, but since he says he still hasn't laughed yet it's evident that he hasn't clicked on MEH LINKS
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    repost the links.. im to lazy to go back a few pages to find them... also if they're is alot of reading involved.. then that might be a problem.. but lets see
  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    edited March 2004
    <a href='http://www.disasterlabs.com/index.php?sec=arfen&mov=0217' target='_blank'>Nyuh...</a> ...and... <a href='http://www.disasterlabs.com/index.php?sec=arfen2&mov=0217' target='_blank'>...nar!</a>
  • The_Dancing_SkulkThe_Dancing_Skulk Join Date: 2003-08-15 Member: 19757Members
    edited March 2004
    <img src='http://www.freewebs.com/unlikelyduo/The%20Dancing%20Skulk.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Thanks to whom ever drew the skulk on the bottom
  • Resident_JadeResident_Jade Join Date: 2004-02-22 Member: 26799Members
    this is a rather long clip of really, really stupid cats doing stupid things <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    i **** my pants when i saw it heres the link:http://www.wiredvideo.com/clips/#funnycats
    and just for more fun.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Going by what you guys are ROFLing at, I daresay you haven't seen <a href='http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf' target='_blank'>THIS</a> classic before 8)
  • Resident_JadeResident_Jade Join Date: 2004-02-22 Member: 26799Members
    OMG!! i havnt seen that in ages!! makes me laugh every time!!
    i did a asignment on that in computers, got top marks! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • F_B_IF_B_I Join Date: 2003-07-17 Member: 18233Members
    <img src='http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0079.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    <img src='http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/dumbkid.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    enjoy! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MintmanMintman Join Date: 2003-05-30 Member: 16866Members
    <a href='http://www.rathergood.com' target='_blank'>http://www.rathergood.com</a>
    <a href='http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk' target='_blank'>http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk</a>
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    edited March 2004
    Stupid Italian, to see my original post in this thread <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=63984&view=findpost&p=951163' target='_blank'>click here</a>.

    I win your contest hands down
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    ugh that involves reading.. and that is something im just to lazy... I already have trouble with da** English, maybe if you translated it to italian then you might win but im really to lazy to do it myself
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    edited March 2004
    <span style='color:red'>***NUKED***</span>

    <span style='color:white'>Not even funny, Windlekron.</span>
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    Amazing! first time i've been aroused in years!
    someone for the love of god nuke that f**ker
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    J0'z H33r~!!22@

    <a href='http://www.disasterlabs.com/index.php?sec=arfen2' target='_blank'>http://www.disasterlabs.com/index.php?sec=arfen2</a>
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    Coil... you are... my shining star

    I love you... in a heterosexual way
  • MadTVMadTV Join Date: 2004-02-17 Member: 26648Members
    edited March 2004
    me makes u laugh hahahahahaahahahahahhaha
    i can translate into itallian

    Domande divertenti se prendete una persona orientale e lo filate intorno a parecchie volte, è disoriented? Se la gente dalla Polonia è denominata Palo, perchè non è la gente da Holes denominato l'Olanda? Se l'amore è cieco, perchè è la biancheria così popolare? Quando formaggio ottiene la relativa immagine presa, che cosa esso dice? Perchè non è il numero 11 quello onety pronounced? Gli impiegati del tè di Lipton prendono gli intervalli per il caffè? Ho pensato a come le madri alimentano i loro bambini con i cucchiai e le forchette piccoli molto piccoli in modo da mi sono domandato che cosa faccia l'uso cinese delle madri? Toothpicks? Se è allineare che siamo qui aiutare altri, allora che cosa sono esattamente gli altri qui per? Domandisi mai che cosa la velocità di lampo sarebbe se non zigzagasse? La notte scorsa ho giocato un nastro in bianco allo scoppio completo. Il portello seguente del mime è andato dadi. Qualunque è accaduto alle preparazioni da A a G? la gente che spenda $2.00 per uno su quelle bottiglie piccole dell'acqua di Evian sanno che ortografarlo indietro è ingenuo? Se 4 su 5 genti SOFFRONO da diarrea... fanno che significa quello quinto lo godono?

    ok this isnt in Italiano but ya know..

    Consumer Labels

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed

    through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer

    goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide:


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    1. On Sears hairdryer:
    "Do not use while sleeping."

    (But..., that's the only time I have to work on my hair)



    2. On a bar of Dial soap:

    "Directions: Use like regular soap."

    (And that would be how. . . ?)



    3. On some Swanson frozen dinners:

    "Serving suggestions: Defrost."

    (But it's "just" a suggestion)



    4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):

    "Do not turn upside down."

    (Oops, too late!)



    5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

    "Product will be hot after heating."

    (Hmm . . . .)



    6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

    "Do not iron clothes on body."

    (But wouldn't this save even more time?)



    7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:

    "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this

    medication."

    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents

    if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those

    forklifts.)



    8. On Nytol Sleep Aid:

    "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

    (One would hope)



    9. On most brands of Christmas lights:

    "For indoor or outdoor use only."

    (As opposed to underwater?)



    10. On a Japanese food processor:

    "Not to be used for the other use."

    (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)



    11. On Sainsbury's peanuts:

    "Warning: Contains nuts."

    (NEWS FLASH)



    12. On a child's Superman costume:

    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

    (I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)



    13. On a Swedish chain saw:

    "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

    (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? . . . Good grief!)



    14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:

    "Do not use on food."

    (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK, honey, just grab the Palmolive!
  • MadTVMadTV Join Date: 2004-02-17 Member: 26648Members
    edited March 2004
    and heres the regualr

    Funny Questions

    If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
    several times, does he become disoriented?

    If people from Poland are called Poles, why
    aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

    Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    I thought about how mothers feed their babies
    with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
    what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?

    Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
    be if it didn't zigzag?

    Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
    The mime next door went nuts.

    Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

    Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
    bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
    is Naive?

    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
    that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

    ive got a million

    Hilarious Newspaper Headlines


    1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

    2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

    3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

    5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

    6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

    7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

    9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

    10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

    11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

    12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

    13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

    15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

    16. War Dims Hope for Peace

    17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

    18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

    22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><b>LOL</b></span>
  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-MadTV+Mar 5 2004, 05:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MadTV @ Mar 5 2004, 05:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 11. On Sainsbury's peanuts:

    "Warning: Contains nuts."

    (NEWS FLASH) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No duh. Peanuts aren't nuts. Also, I suspect some of these labels have been edited. I'm pretty sure this one said "Warning: may contain nuts". I've seen these alot of times on the internet. The companies have to include that to avoid being sued by people who parasite off of others by suing them, not because people are actually dumb enough to not know better.
  • F_B_IF_B_I Join Date: 2003-07-17 Member: 18233Members
    hahah that was great mad.
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-sTuPiD iTiaLiAn2k+Mar 4 2004, 12:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (sTuPiD iTiaLiAn2k @ Mar 4 2004, 12:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ugh that involves reading.. and that is something im just to lazy... I already have trouble with da** English, maybe if you translated it to italian then you might win but im really to lazy to do it myself <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Trust me... the vocab is easy to understand and it's not as long as you think.

    Just only read the posts made by Destro, Hangloose, and pr0t0-type.


    It's pure comedic genius I tell you
  • ThinGThinG Lord of wub and vlaai Join Date: 2003-04-11 Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    I really don't give a damn what makes you laugh/horny/ejaculate, but what I *am* wondering is why the fudge this is cluttering the artwork forum. Surely this is off topic material?
  • MeanMrMustardMeanMrMustard Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23456Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ThinG+Mar 5 2004, 10:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThinG @ Mar 5 2004, 10:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> but what I *am* wondering is why the fudge this is cluttering the artwork forum. Surely this is off topic material? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, good point.

    But what is <i>art</i>?

    <b>you could say art was a manifestation of Expression which is channeled through ones beliefs and style.</b>

    natch. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • F_B_IF_B_I Join Date: 2003-07-17 Member: 18233Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ThinG+Mar 5 2004, 10:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThinG @ Mar 5 2004, 10:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I really don't give a damn what makes you laugh/horny/ejaculate, but what I *am* wondering is why the fudge this is cluttering the artwork forum. Surely this is off topic material? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Some people placed words on picture so therefore it's called "art" <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> lol
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