Gorge: Gorge so slow, and fat. But phat, Doin his job, makes you wanna tip your hat. he's the cool cat, can I get a clap for that? no. Wheres the hive? You got no jive. But yet he's the one that keeps you alive. does anyone care to hold him in high respect? rush out of a base and magically get healed, do they reflect? no. Thankless job, less respect than a marine FOB. will he ever make it to the top? will the sound of squish squash ever be followed by clap? nah, he lives his short life out to be surmounted by a door trap.
This one I'm giving to discovery channel: The gorge, in its natural habitat is a slow and timid creature, only refraining from hiding to perform odd tasks like building structures for its pack and healing the odd member. Using a serious of muscles in its lower abdomen the gorge is able to ward of potential threats by propelling a wad of corrosive acid towards them. If this fails to ward of the predator the gorge can be often observed to resort to the "don't kill me I'm cute defence". Although a cunning and tactile natural instinct of the beast, it seems that on this day in particular the gorg has quite literally got himself stuck in a situation where its natural defences fail to bring about his freedom. The gorges natural predator is yes, as you can see, the automated door. Its cunning speed and tenacious grip have bested this gorg today, who will eventually be slowly squeezed to death by the powerful steel jaws of the door and then quickly processed into extra resources for the manufacturing of more doors.
<!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Feb 27 2004, 06:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Feb 27 2004, 06:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <u>Trapped</u> by Snidely <span style='font-family:Arial'> I waddle through map I go to place Someone closes door I am trapped Feel my pain For am I not fat?</span>
Thank you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> True poetry. Brought a tear to my eye.
All Birdys poems are originals... Shes the dark Owl Mistress!
Besides... its all true, ive pwned more gorges then i can remember, and they were all squishy... <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Gorge so slow, and fat. But phat,
Doin his job, makes you wanna tip your hat.
he's the cool cat,
can I get a clap for that? no.
Wheres the hive?
You got no jive.
But yet he's the one that keeps you alive.
does anyone care to hold him in high respect?
rush out of a base and magically get healed, do they reflect? no.
Thankless job, less respect than a marine FOB. will he
ever make it to the top? will the sound of squish squash
ever be followed by clap? nah,
he lives his short life out to be surmounted
by a door trap.
did we really need to know that?
The gorge, in its natural habitat is a slow and timid creature, only refraining from hiding to perform odd tasks like building structures for its pack and healing the odd member. Using a serious of muscles in its lower abdomen the gorge is able to ward of potential threats by propelling a wad of corrosive acid towards them. If this fails to ward of the predator the gorge can be often observed to resort to the "don't kill me I'm cute defence". Although a cunning and tactile natural instinct of the beast, it seems that on this day in particular the gorg has quite literally got himself stuck in a situation where its natural defences fail to bring about his freedom. The gorges natural predator is yes, as you can see, the automated door. Its cunning speed and tenacious grip have bested this gorg today, who will eventually be slowly squeezed to death by the powerful steel jaws of the door and then quickly processed into extra resources for the manufacturing of more doors.
by Snidely
<span style='font-family:Arial'>
I waddle through map
I go to place
Someone closes door
I am trapped
Feel my pain
For am I not fat?</span>
Thank you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
True poetry. Brought a tear to my eye.
Besides... its all true, ive pwned more gorges then i can remember, and they were all squishy... <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->