How Do I Change A Lightbulb?

JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
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Mwhahaha, let's get the real thing started.

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  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    um one guy hold the bulb and the other 2000 turns the house around?
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    edited February 2004
    If your me, you hold it in the socket and let the world revolve/spin around you. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Burr, that answer is restricted to UVA students and alumni

    I once accidentally let my pinky slip into the socket while changing a light bulb, that was shocking.
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  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    Put the lightbulb in, then accidently smash it with your forehead. (Go me)
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  • ZupiCoZupiCo Custom titles rule&#33; Join Date: 2003-03-22 Member: 14792Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Feb 27 2004, 12:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Feb 27 2004, 12:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Burr, that answer is restricted to UVA students and alumni

    I once accidentally let my pinky slip into the socket while changing a light bulb, that was shocking. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's why you turn the light <b>off</b> before you switch it. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ZupiCo+Feb 27 2004, 12:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZupiCo @ Feb 27 2004, 12:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Feb 27 2004, 12:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Feb 27 2004, 12:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Burr, that answer is restricted to UVA students and alumni

    I once accidentally let my pinky slip into the socket while changing a light bulb, that was shocking. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's why you turn the light <b>off</b> before you switch it. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Where's the excitement in that?
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Feb 27 2004, 06:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Feb 27 2004, 06:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-ZupiCo+Feb 27 2004, 12:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZupiCo @ Feb 27 2004, 12:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Feb 27 2004, 12:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Feb 27 2004, 12:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Burr, that answer is restricted to UVA students and alumni

    I once accidentally let my pinky slip into the socket while changing a light bulb, that was shocking. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's why you turn the light <b>off</b> before you switch it. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Where's the excitement in that? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Is changing a light bulb meant to be exciting?
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  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    Not so much exciting as a shocking experience (ugh).

    How would I change a lightbulb? I'd train 5 monkeys to run down to the store for a new lightbulb, another 3 to unscrew the lightbulb and we'll have a lemur screw in the new lightbulb.
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  • weggyweggy Join Date: 2003-06-04 Member: 16998Members
    How many TSA marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

    5. One to command the changing of the lightbulb and to buy it, one to complain that if we had gotten the LED upgrade this wouldnt be a problem, one to ask for another lightbulb because he forgot theyre in slot 4 now, one to rambo off because he didn't see the "Install Lightbulb" Waypoint, and the only competant player on the team to actually install it. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ShzarShzar Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21098Members, Constellation
    How audacious of you to suggest that the lightbulb needs to be changed! Just becuase it's different, doesn't mean it's not as good as all the other lightbulbs! Look, you hurt it's feelings...
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Can't Someone Else Do It?
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This Cowube, with its 2-cow mass, exerts enough gravitational force to suck in nearby cows of lower mass. As they touch the Cowube, they merge immediately with it, forming a Cowube of ever-increasing mass, exerting ever-increasing gravitational force on cows.

    Eventually, this vast and ever-growing cube of meat will implode under its own gravitational force, forming a singularity. This is why, as every astronomer knows, the surface of every black hole is always a cow.
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  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-weggy+Feb 28 2004, 02:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (weggy @ Feb 28 2004, 02:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How many TSA marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

    5. One to command the changing of the lightbulb and to buy it, one to complain that if we had gotten the LED upgrade this wouldnt be a problem, one to ask for another lightbulb because he forgot theyre in slot 4 now, one to rambo off because he didn't see the "Install Lightbulb" Waypoint, and the only competant player on the team to actually install it. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You sire, rock! You forgot the sixth marine though. He'd be humping the armory to get full ammo just so he can move 1 meters from the base to his waypoint.
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  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    How many Kharaa does it take to change a lightbulb?


    None. Onos res **** can't reach.
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  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    Still haven't found what I'm looking for <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    ::##:: Okay, first you should turn your light to 'off' position and take the old bulb out by rotating it counter-clockwise. Then you open the package where the new bulb is (you have got one, haven't you?). Take the new one out, put it on a table next to the old one, answer telephone and forget which was the old and which was the new one. Then put one of them back to the socket where you took the old bulb out, but NOTE!!! this time rotate the bulb CLOCKWISE!!oneelevenhundertthousand. Then go test the light by turning your light on just to notice that you put the wrong one in. ::GOTO ##::

    Good luck, you're going to need it
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    If you have an old fusebox switch it off then yank out the 5 V one and switch it back on. Everything will still be working except the light circuit. If it's a new one just flip the appropriate circuit breaker. Then do what Retales said. Then switch the box back off and put the fuse back in.

    I'm good at changing lightbulbs. Apparantly I did it in my sleep (I woke up with a lightbulb next to my head one morning and the socket in my room was empty...)
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  • Amped1Amped1 Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13287Members
    <i>27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs </i>

    <a href='http://www.bulbs.com' target='_blank'>26 Now</a>
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-weggy+Feb 27 2004, 12:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (weggy @ Feb 27 2004, 12:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How many TSA marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

    5.  One to command the changing of the lightbulb and to buy it, one to complain that if we had gotten the LED upgrade this wouldnt be a problem, one to ask for another lightbulb because he forgot theyre in slot 4 now, one to rambo off because he didn't see the "Install Lightbulb" Waypoint, and the only competant player on the team to actually install it.  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OK, that's going in the sig.

    [EDIT] NOOO!!! IT"S TOO LONG! WHAAA!!!
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-weggy+Feb 27 2004, 06:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (weggy @ Feb 27 2004, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How many TSA marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

    5. One to command the changing of the lightbulb and to buy it, one to complain that if we had gotten the LED upgrade this wouldnt be a problem, one to ask for another lightbulb because he forgot theyre in slot 4 now, one to rambo off because he didn't see the "Install Lightbulb" Waypoint, and the only competant player on the team to actually install it. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You forgot one to complain the lightbulbs are nerfed and one to complain the lightbulb is overpowered. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I have my parents change the lightbulb, so i can just sit there and not use any of my energy. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • BlindFireBlindFire Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14986Members
    OMG! The topic I posted earlier today has triggered a whole invasion of light bulbs! AGHH!
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    <img src='http://www.cyndischick.com/images%20a-l/Light-Bulbs.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Redford+Feb 27 2004, 01:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Redford @ Feb 27 2004, 01:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This Cowube, with its 2-cow mass, exerts enough gravitational force to suck in nearby cows of lower mass. As they touch the Cowube, they merge immediately with it, forming a Cowube of ever-increasing mass, exerting ever-increasing gravitational force on cows.

    Eventually, this vast and ever-growing cube of meat will implode under its own gravitational force, forming a singularity. This is why, as every astronomer knows, the surface of every black hole is always a cow.
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    somebody's been studying under the zoology dragon...

    btw, what is this 'lite bulb' of which you speak?
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    C4



    Or buy a lamp.
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  • xectxect Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9807Members
    Why use a light bulb. Phasegates do the same job MUCH easier, and you just have to tell the marines that the armoury is on the other end of the phase link <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    Why use a light bulb when you can set fire to your pillow? Gives out the same amount of light, and saves using an electric blanket too.
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  • tankefugltankefugl One Script To Rule Them All... Trondheim, Norway Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8641Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    So ...

    .. is it light bulb or lightbulb?
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  • JragonJragon Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26820Members
    what i do is i stand on a onos' back and make the onos spin so it slowly goes in
    then i try not to get digested or impaled on its horn on te way down ^^
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jragon+Mar 18 2004, 10:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jragon @ Mar 18 2004, 10:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what i do is i stand on a onos' back and make the onos spin so it slowly goes in
    then i try not to get digested or impaled on its horn on te way down ^^ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nubcaek don't bump posts older than your pubic hair!
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