Onos rap
citixen
Join Date: 2002-03-26 Member: 354Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
Join Date: 2002-03-26 Member: 354Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
<div class="IPBDescription">A little humor</div>Please excuse the lanaguage it's all in good fun
Note: this is not part of my 5 part series, just a little aside
Mad props to EREX who got the ball rolling
---------Onos rap---------------------
Down the hall you can hear me comin
Prepare yourself for some alien lovin
Drop to your knees and start to cry
Put that shotty up your ### and say goodbye
for I won't give you time to wonder why
the ####'s hit the fan now ya gonna die
Cause I'm the ONOS you been hearin about
Yeah I'm the ONOS come to rock the house
I'm 10x10 of solid smackdown
So weld them blast doors and try to lockdown
I'm backed up by 3 bass pumpin hives
A whole damn flock of LERK's comin to eat you alive
My FADE's will blink past you -
then rip you a new one
and save the rest for the SKULK's to chew on.
We've got def chambers built outside your station door
Your turrets are gone and we're mopping up the floor
Cause I'm the ONOS you been hearin about
Yeah I'm the ONOS come to rock the house
I'm 10x10 of solid smackdown
So weld them blast doors and try to lockdown
You're cryin to your commander for another health pack
Well I'll tell ya now it aint gonna do jack
I've paralyzed your ### and you've turned to stone
Yeah dat's right
The portal's gone and your all alone
And I'm not not E.T. helping you phone home
Cause I'm the ONOS you been hearin about
Yeah I'm the ONOS come to rock the house
I'm 10x10 of solid smackdown
So weld them blast doors and try to lockdown
Your cute command station's heath is runnin low
The mighty TSA marines 'been dealt the final blow
So exit quick before I start my charge
You aint never seen nothin quite so large
Who let the ONOS out of his garage!
Cause I'm the ONOS you been hearin about
Yeah I'm the ONOS come to rock the house
I'm 10x10 of solid smackdown
So weld them blast doors and try to lockdown
- MC citixen
<!--EDIT|citixen|Oct. 15 2002,14:41-->
Note: this is not part of my 5 part series, just a little aside
Mad props to EREX who got the ball rolling
---------Onos rap---------------------
Down the hall you can hear me comin
Prepare yourself for some alien lovin
Drop to your knees and start to cry
Put that shotty up your ### and say goodbye
for I won't give you time to wonder why
the ####'s hit the fan now ya gonna die
Cause I'm the ONOS you been hearin about
Yeah I'm the ONOS come to rock the house
I'm 10x10 of solid smackdown
So weld them blast doors and try to lockdown
I'm backed up by 3 bass pumpin hives
A whole damn flock of LERK's comin to eat you alive
My FADE's will blink past you -
then rip you a new one
and save the rest for the SKULK's to chew on.
We've got def chambers built outside your station door
Your turrets are gone and we're mopping up the floor
Cause I'm the ONOS you been hearin about
Yeah I'm the ONOS come to rock the house
I'm 10x10 of solid smackdown
So weld them blast doors and try to lockdown
You're cryin to your commander for another health pack
Well I'll tell ya now it aint gonna do jack
I've paralyzed your ### and you've turned to stone
Yeah dat's right
The portal's gone and your all alone
And I'm not not E.T. helping you phone home
Cause I'm the ONOS you been hearin about
Yeah I'm the ONOS come to rock the house
I'm 10x10 of solid smackdown
So weld them blast doors and try to lockdown
Your cute command station's heath is runnin low
The mighty TSA marines 'been dealt the final blow
So exit quick before I start my charge
You aint never seen nothin quite so large
Who let the ONOS out of his garage!
Cause I'm the ONOS you been hearin about
Yeah I'm the ONOS come to rock the house
I'm 10x10 of solid smackdown
So weld them blast doors and try to lockdown
- MC citixen
<!--EDIT|citixen|Oct. 15 2002,14:41-->
Comments
That was...*sniff* beautiful.
Rofl, nice. Very nice.
/me wonders how the thing goes.
Excellent! Truly excellent! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
Lmao!!!!!
Nice work.
Skulk, skulk, He's so great, looking at him makes you want to m-
Jedi, yer theory is flawed.
that Sir, would certainly kick serious <b>a-s-s</b>.
W00tage!
<!--emo&::onos::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::onos::'><!--endemo--> !
Exactly what storm said.
P.s 600th post.
Where can i host it to attach it since its 256k... I done the first verse for a laugh...
I got a idea if people wanna sing it they can each sing one verse or something.
Here's the beat loop atleast. Feel free to rap to it just 4 fun. Don't use it for anything else though, it's from a song on my coming demo that i've worked on for several years and still not done possibly never...
<a href="http://w1.650.telia.com/~u65008723/beat.mp3" target="_blank">here</a>
This weekend I might end up home alone. If that's the case, I <i>may</i> give it a try. It's a damn shame I've got no quality mic, if I had a good one as sure as hell I'd sooo kick the beatz!!!@1
edit: I just gave it a try. My mic is not good enough to end up with something decent. Sorry D:
And who else is gonna try and get music for this...
Sweet! Even though I'm not a fan of rap, I really want to hear this. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->