When ns comes out...

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  • BillBill Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1108Members
    -I will pee myself(seriously, it's a bladder problem)
    -I will download
    -Read what people are saying about it on the messageboards
    -Assuming it's released before hand I will look over the manual a few times while it downloads
    -I will walk through a few levels in a lan just to get a feel of the game.  I always do this when I download a new mod, it helps a lot more than people may think.  I'll especially be doing it in Natural-Selection because I want to walk around the creepy space stations and just look at things.
    -Find an internet game and give her a go.
    -pee myself again
    <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
  • The_ScapegoatThe_Scapegoat Join Date: 2002-10-06 Member: 1454Members
    1. Download.
    2. Install.
    3. Join game and select Marines.
    4. Kill and stuff, oh and try to find an awp lying around ( <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> jk jk).

    But ill probably be the only person on the internet cause all these FULL OF #### poeple might actully read the manual 8 times, play tutuorial 5 times, then do a lan to see a map!  You guys are wierdos! SCREW THE MANUAL, as i do in everygame, and get your ### online to play fast!

    U no U wanna!  ITS THE NATURAL CHOICE!

    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo-->  ouch ouch ouch <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I will...

    - Call at Sonos and tell them to awake him from the cryogenic sleep he's put himself in until NS comes out.
    - Get my guidetag, spend the next fortnight helping newbies.
    - Meet some PTs / Devs on a server.
    - Team up with them in a 'veteran vs. newb' match (ratio 1:4 in the newbs favor).
     - Lose horribly, realize that no matter what, I suck at FPSes.
    - Command some games nobody else wants to handle.
    - Lose horribly, realize that no matter what, I suck at RTSes.
    - Get my guidetag, spend the next fortnight helping newbies.
    - Take my guidetag down, change my nick, change servers, yell "RTFM, n00b", disconnect, feel relieved.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Oct. 15 2002,16:08--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct. 15 2002,16:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sleep...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So <i>that's</i> the secret of your playing style.
  • BillBill Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1108Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--The Scapegoat+Oct. 15 2002,16:02--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (The Scapegoat @ Oct. 15 2002,16:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->But ill probably be the only person on the internet cause all these FULL OF #### poeple might actully read the manual 8 times, play tutuorial 5 times, then do a lan to see a map!  You guys are wierdos! SCREW THE MANUAL, as i do in everygame, and get your ### online to play fast!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, tell them!  Screw the manual, who needs to know how to actually <b>play</b> the game...and all those words, who actually reads in this day and age?  Let's just hop in a server and death match!!!!

    LONG LIVE CS!! err...NS!!!
  • outerfroggy1outerfroggy1 Join Date: 2002-10-01 Member: 1401Members
    This is only a guess, but im pretty damn sure when NS is released im going to PLAY it... i mean i dunno about anyone else but that seems to be the main issue here.
  • F_o_RStormF_o_RStorm Join Date: 2002-08-05 Member: 1076Members
    Find Flay, kill him, and wear his skin as a coat!

    No seriously, I'd check over the manual just to bask in it's prettyfullness, and then join an internet server ASAP to help people out. *cant wait to help the noobs* <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • KusanagiKusanagi Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1097Members
    - Download the game
    - Play it for 3 minutes and 32 seconds, exactly!
    - Track down Osama(I know he is alive&#33<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->, then proceed to take his skin off piece by piece, while keeping him alive, and once he is skinless I will cover his body in salt.
    - Take the longest, meanest crap I have ever taken.(NS has caused constipation&#33<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
    - Not really do any of this but download the game, call some buds from school, and then chill for a little bit by playing it. Then put it down and go live for a while <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->.
  • SuperSammoSuperSammo Join Date: 2002-02-21 Member: 231Members
    Step 1 Click download.
    Step 2 Run down the street like a maniac.
    Step 3 Run back.
    Step 4 Repeat step 2 and 3 until download is complete.
    Step 5 Find Toilet.
    Step 6 Install.
    Step 7 (provided I havent exploded yet) play <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • AsranielAsraniel Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 724Members, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Subnautica Playtester, Retired Community Developer
    idea... after the release.. please, as a spezial feature, release the AAATriggerTexturedHollowCube.... or is it already in as a hiden map? ok.. i think you dont tell us that, but i think it would be funny.. i mean its a famous map that no one of us has seen bevor...
  • saint0zsaint0z Join Date: 2002-10-16 Member: 1505Members, Constellation
    1 /me would log on
    2 /me would see that ns is out
    3 /me would have have a fit
    4 /me would somehow click on dl button
    5 /me realizes he's dling ns
    6 /me dies

    "mm lunch"     <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo-->       <!--emo&::onos::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::onos::'><!--endemo-->             
     <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/skulk.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::skulk::'><!--endemo-->            <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo-->  

    Ouch
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Asraniel+Oct. 16 2002,05:58--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Asraniel @ Oct. 16 2002,05:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->idea... after the release.. please, as a spezial feature, release the AAATriggerTexturedHollowCube.... or is it already in as a hiden map? ok.. i think you dont tell us that, but i think it would be funny.. i mean its a famous map that no one of us has seen bevor...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm not sure you understand what it is.
  • SkriftSkrift Join Date: 2002-09-25 Member: 1329Members
    ROFL! You know, that map is a <b>joke</b>. XD
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    1. Scream like a schoolgirl
    2. Donce
    3. Repeat steps 1-2
    4. Give Flayra and anyone near a virtual hug
    5. Giggle
    6. Commence download amidst the giggling
    7. Giggle
    8. I will aready have read the manual, so this frees me up for more time to giggle/donce
    9. Set it up to suit my uberl33t uhhh... setup
    10. Donce
    11. Join a game on either Hera or Nothing [teh ubermaps!]
    12. Giggle
    13. Play
    14. Indulge in a bit of in-game doncing during any quiet moments.
    15.  After several games, share stories/happy experences/tips/hugs with the happy IRC bums
    16 Repeat steps 13 and 14.
  • SkriftSkrift Join Date: 2002-09-25 Member: 1329Members
    Doh! I totally forgot the doncing part. Oh, well. I will donce alot. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • JopsJops Join Date: 2002-09-13 Member: 1312Members
    1)Wake up after staying up to 3am reading a printout manual
    2)Shower(or not...)
    3)PeePee, preferably before 2 or during it
    4)Sit down in front of computer
    5)Open up homepage www.natural-selection.org
    6)Repeat step 3 without the bathroom
    7)Cry
    8)Click Download
    9)Repeat step 6 when I realise the truth that I am actually dling NS!
    10)Pass out
    11)When I wake up install NS
    12)Cry
    13)Customize character: Jops with the mouse sensitvty to max
    14)Click internet games
    15)Join Bast or Hera, probably Hera
    16)Cry while connecting
    17)See if anyone I know is on
    18)Scream "My first time playing NS woooohoooooooo!!!"
    19)Cry+Step 6
    20)Be a grunt on marine and do everything my commander tells me
    21)Wake up from wonderful dream and proceed with steps 2-20
    22)smile
    <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
  • FreemantleFreemantle Join Date: 2002-06-16 Member: 783Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Flayra+Oct. 15 2002,14:46--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Flayra @ Oct. 15 2002,14:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Either cringe with pain or laugh with joy<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll be with you Flayra. I hope that this game can function as well in a world of people who don't know each-other as well as a playtesting community.

    <!--QuoteBegin--Flayra+Oct. 15 2002,14:46--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Flayra @ Oct. 15 2002,14:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Donce baby<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    This too
  • AsranielAsraniel Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 724Members, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Subnautica Playtester, Retired Community Developer
    hei, i cannot know if it exist or not, but if it exist then it looks like that what it sounds... i know what the aaatriger texture is.. you know.. release it just as a joke... ok, bad idea, but why not...
  • FreemantleFreemantle Join Date: 2002-06-16 Member: 783Members
    Peole who cannot make ns_aaatriggertexturedhollowcube need to be ritualistically castrated. It's default for god's sake.
  • Master-DornMaster-Dorn Join Date: 2002-05-30 Member: 704Members
    1)i will run in the whole city
    2)answer someone asking: why do u do that? with natural selection is out
    3)getting punched from guy because he thinks iam on a trip with drugs
    4)going into a white soft cage where i have a jacket with closed arms on
    5)going crazy, that craziness destroys the cage
    6)escaping
    7)finding second world war vehicle
    8)driving with it
    9)dunno how to drive
    10)make crash
    11)police stops me from escaping
    12)in police car now
    13)after 10 minutes the police car crashes because of a t800 terminator
    14)escaping from the burning police car
    15)taking motorcycle to escape from terminator
    16)driving through the downtown
    17)thinking about escape plan
    18)driving to a photoshop
    19)stealing a camera
    20)photoing the terminator (because of the photonic electronic rays the terminators microchips get broken)
    21)hunted by police for stealing the camera
    22)making kungfu style martial arts to knock the one police officer
    23)same with the next
    24)my head is now 10000 dollar worth
    25)mafia attacks me
    26)taking the two pistols of the police officers
    27)impressing the one mafia guy with impressive john woo akimbo style stunts
    28)shooting 2 headshots
    29)taking ammo
    30)more mafia come
    31)making summersault forward so that the one guy is behind me
    32)kicking the one guy in the arse
    33)rolling forward
    34)making wallrun over the one guy with uzi
    35)using him as human shield to cover from the mp5 fire
    36)killing the one guy with mp5 with akimbo style
    37)the one guy stands up and kill him with akimbo too
    38)dropping the empty pistols in cool style
    39)taking the akimbo mp5
    40)because for killing the mafia my head is 0 dollar worth
    41)because for killing the 2 police officer iam hunted
    42)police arrives, 3 cars
    43)they shout: DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND FREEZE
    44)taking out 2 police officer with akimbo style while cartwheel making to left
    45)jumping on wall
    46)making walljump
    47)taking out 2 police officers with akimbo
    48)2 officers left
    49)making pounce to them with the desert eagle
    50)killing 1 officer
    51)killing the other officer with kung fu
    52)driving with police car back to house
    53)while driving fbi agents appear
    54)they ram my car
    55)making fullstop
    56)now chasing the fbi agents
    57)now ramming their car
    58)they stop my car
    59)exit the car
    60)running over the car before jumping with aimed akimbos
    61)saying: astalavista baby
    62)peng peng peng peng
    63)dodging the enemy shots
    64)the first agent falls
    65)ammo clips empty
    66)agent saying: astalavista yourself
    67)ammo clip empty
    68)go into a melee fight
    69)punch punch kick punch kick block kick
    70)getting a kick into the head
    71)knocking down
    72)seeing agent reloading clip
    73)*PENG*
    74)waking up because of a ding ding ding from pc
    75)going to it
    76)seeing ns download complete
    77)installing
    78)joining a server
    79)having fun
    80)getting bored of the little cat which disturbs me playing
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