-I will pee myself(seriously, it's a bladder problem) -I will download -Read what people are saying about it on the messageboards -Assuming it's released before hand I will look over the manual a few times while it downloads -I will walk through a few levels in a lan just to get a feel of the game. I always do this when I download a new mod, it helps a lot more than people may think. I'll especially be doing it in Natural-Selection because I want to walk around the creepy space stations and just look at things. -Find an internet game and give her a go. -pee myself again <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
1. Download. 2. Install. 3. Join game and select Marines. 4. Kill and stuff, oh and try to find an awp lying around ( <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> jk jk).
But ill probably be the only person on the internet cause all these FULL OF #### poeple might actully read the manual 8 times, play tutuorial 5 times, then do a lan to see a map! You guys are wierdos! SCREW THE MANUAL, as i do in everygame, and get your ### online to play fast!
- Call at Sonos and tell them to awake him from the cryogenic sleep he's put himself in until NS comes out. - Get my guidetag, spend the next fortnight helping newbies. - Meet some PTs / Devs on a server. - Team up with them in a 'veteran vs. newb' match (ratio 1:4 in the newbs favor). - Lose horribly, realize that no matter what, I suck at FPSes. - Command some games nobody else wants to handle. - Lose horribly, realize that no matter what, I suck at RTSes. - Get my guidetag, spend the next fortnight helping newbies. - Take my guidetag down, change my nick, change servers, yell "RTFM, n00b", disconnect, feel relieved.
<!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Oct. 15 2002,16:08--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct. 15 2002,16:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sleep...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> So <i>that's</i> the secret of your playing style.
<!--QuoteBegin--The Scapegoat+Oct. 15 2002,16:02--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (The Scapegoat @ Oct. 15 2002,16:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->But ill probably be the only person on the internet cause all these FULL OF #### poeple might actully read the manual 8 times, play tutuorial 5 times, then do a lan to see a map! You guys are wierdos! SCREW THE MANUAL, as i do in everygame, and get your ### online to play fast!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeah, tell them! Screw the manual, who needs to know how to actually <b>play</b> the game...and all those words, who actually reads in this day and age? Let's just hop in a server and death match!!!!
This is only a guess, but im pretty damn sure when NS is released im going to PLAY it... i mean i dunno about anyone else but that seems to be the main issue here.
No seriously, I'd check over the manual just to bask in it's prettyfullness, and then join an internet server ASAP to help people out. *cant wait to help the noobs* <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
- Download the game - Play it for 3 minutes and 32 seconds, exactly! - Track down Osama(I know he is alive!<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->, then proceed to take his skin off piece by piece, while keeping him alive, and once he is skinless I will cover his body in salt. - Take the longest, meanest crap I have ever taken.(NS has caused constipation!<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo--> - Not really do any of this but download the game, call some buds from school, and then chill for a little bit by playing it. Then put it down and go live for a while <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->.
Step 1 Click download. Step 2 Run down the street like a maniac. Step 3 Run back. Step 4 Repeat step 2 and 3 until download is complete. Step 5 Find Toilet. Step 6 Install. Step 7 (provided I havent exploded yet) play <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
AsranielJoin Date: 2002-06-03Member: 724Members, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Subnautica Playtester, Retired Community Developer
idea... after the release.. please, as a spezial feature, release the AAATriggerTexturedHollowCube.... or is it already in as a hiden map? ok.. i think you dont tell us that, but i think it would be funny.. i mean its a famous map that no one of us has seen bevor...
1 /me would log on 2 /me would see that ns is out 3 /me would have have a fit 4 /me would somehow click on dl button 5 /me realizes he's dling ns 6 /me dies
<!--QuoteBegin--Asraniel+Oct. 16 2002,05:58--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Asraniel @ Oct. 16 2002,05:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->idea... after the release.. please, as a spezial feature, release the AAATriggerTexturedHollowCube.... or is it already in as a hiden map? ok.. i think you dont tell us that, but i think it would be funny.. i mean its a famous map that no one of us has seen bevor...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I'm not sure you understand what it is.
InsaneAnomalyJoin Date: 2002-05-13Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
1. Scream like a schoolgirl 2. Donce 3. Repeat steps 1-2 4. Give Flayra and anyone near a virtual hug 5. Giggle 6. Commence download amidst the giggling 7. Giggle 8. I will aready have read the manual, so this frees me up for more time to giggle/donce 9. Set it up to suit my uberl33t uhhh... setup 10. Donce 11. Join a game on either Hera or Nothing [teh ubermaps!] 12. Giggle 13. Play 14. Indulge in a bit of in-game doncing during any quiet moments. 15. After several games, share stories/happy experences/tips/hugs with the happy IRC bums 16 Repeat steps 13 and 14.
Doh! I totally forgot the doncing part. Oh, well. I will donce alot. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
1)Wake up after staying up to 3am reading a printout manual 2)Shower(or not...) 3)PeePee, preferably before 2 or during it 4)Sit down in front of computer 5)Open up homepage www.natural-selection.org 6)Repeat step 3 without the bathroom 7)Cry 8)Click Download 9)Repeat step 6 when I realise the truth that I am actually dling NS! 10)Pass out 11)When I wake up install NS 12)Cry 13)Customize character: Jops with the mouse sensitvty to max 14)Click internet games 15)Join Bast or Hera, probably Hera 16)Cry while connecting 17)See if anyone I know is on 18)Scream "My first time playing NS woooohoooooooo!!!" 19)Cry+Step 6 20)Be a grunt on marine and do everything my commander tells me 21)Wake up from wonderful dream and proceed with steps 2-20 22)smile <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Flayra+Oct. 15 2002,14:46--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Flayra @ Oct. 15 2002,14:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Either cringe with pain or laugh with joy<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I'll be with you Flayra. I hope that this game can function as well in a world of people who don't know each-other as well as a playtesting community.
AsranielJoin Date: 2002-06-03Member: 724Members, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Subnautica Playtester, Retired Community Developer
hei, i cannot know if it exist or not, but if it exist then it looks like that what it sounds... i know what the aaatriger texture is.. you know.. release it just as a joke... ok, bad idea, but why not...
1)i will run in the whole city 2)answer someone asking: why do u do that? with natural selection is out 3)getting punched from guy because he thinks iam on a trip with drugs 4)going into a white soft cage where i have a jacket with closed arms on 5)going crazy, that craziness destroys the cage 6)escaping 7)finding second world war vehicle 8)driving with it 9)dunno how to drive 10)make crash 11)police stops me from escaping 12)in police car now 13)after 10 minutes the police car crashes because of a t800 terminator 14)escaping from the burning police car 15)taking motorcycle to escape from terminator 16)driving through the downtown 17)thinking about escape plan 18)driving to a photoshop 19)stealing a camera 20)photoing the terminator (because of the photonic electronic rays the terminators microchips get broken) 21)hunted by police for stealing the camera 22)making kungfu style martial arts to knock the one police officer 23)same with the next 24)my head is now 10000 dollar worth 25)mafia attacks me 26)taking the two pistols of the police officers 27)impressing the one mafia guy with impressive john woo akimbo style stunts 28)shooting 2 headshots 29)taking ammo 30)more mafia come 31)making summersault forward so that the one guy is behind me 32)kicking the one guy in the arse 33)rolling forward 34)making wallrun over the one guy with uzi 35)using him as human shield to cover from the mp5 fire 36)killing the one guy with mp5 with akimbo style 37)the one guy stands up and kill him with akimbo too 38)dropping the empty pistols in cool style 39)taking the akimbo mp5 40)because for killing the mafia my head is 0 dollar worth 41)because for killing the 2 police officer iam hunted 42)police arrives, 3 cars 43)they shout: DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND FREEZE 44)taking out 2 police officer with akimbo style while cartwheel making to left 45)jumping on wall 46)making walljump 47)taking out 2 police officers with akimbo 48)2 officers left 49)making pounce to them with the desert eagle 50)killing 1 officer 51)killing the other officer with kung fu 52)driving with police car back to house 53)while driving fbi agents appear 54)they ram my car 55)making fullstop 56)now chasing the fbi agents 57)now ramming their car 58)they stop my car 59)exit the car 60)running over the car before jumping with aimed akimbos 61)saying: astalavista baby 62)peng peng peng peng 63)dodging the enemy shots 64)the first agent falls 65)ammo clips empty 66)agent saying: astalavista yourself 67)ammo clip empty 68)go into a melee fight 69)punch punch kick punch kick block kick 70)getting a kick into the head 71)knocking down 72)seeing agent reloading clip 73)*PENG* 74)waking up because of a ding ding ding from pc 75)going to it 76)seeing ns download complete 77)installing 78)joining a server 79)having fun 80)getting bored of the little cat which disturbs me playing
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-I will download
-Read what people are saying about it on the messageboards
-Assuming it's released before hand I will look over the manual a few times while it downloads
-I will walk through a few levels in a lan just to get a feel of the game. I always do this when I download a new mod, it helps a lot more than people may think. I'll especially be doing it in Natural-Selection because I want to walk around the creepy space stations and just look at things.
-Find an internet game and give her a go.
-pee myself again
<!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
2. Install.
3. Join game and select Marines.
4. Kill and stuff, oh and try to find an awp lying around ( <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> jk jk).
But ill probably be the only person on the internet cause all these FULL OF #### poeple might actully read the manual 8 times, play tutuorial 5 times, then do a lan to see a map! You guys are wierdos! SCREW THE MANUAL, as i do in everygame, and get your ### online to play fast!
U no U wanna! ITS THE NATURAL CHOICE!
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo--> ouch ouch ouch <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
- Call at Sonos and tell them to awake him from the cryogenic sleep he's put himself in until NS comes out.
- Get my guidetag, spend the next fortnight helping newbies.
- Meet some PTs / Devs on a server.
- Team up with them in a 'veteran vs. newb' match (ratio 1:4 in the newbs favor).
- Lose horribly, realize that no matter what, I suck at FPSes.
- Command some games nobody else wants to handle.
- Lose horribly, realize that no matter what, I suck at RTSes.
- Get my guidetag, spend the next fortnight helping newbies.
- Take my guidetag down, change my nick, change servers, yell "RTFM, n00b", disconnect, feel relieved.
So <i>that's</i> the secret of your playing style.
Yeah, tell them! Screw the manual, who needs to know how to actually <b>play</b> the game...and all those words, who actually reads in this day and age? Let's just hop in a server and death match!!!!
LONG LIVE CS!! err...NS!!!
No seriously, I'd check over the manual just to bask in it's prettyfullness, and then join an internet server ASAP to help people out. *cant wait to help the noobs* <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
- Play it for 3 minutes and 32 seconds, exactly!
- Track down Osama(I know he is alive!<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->, then proceed to take his skin off piece by piece, while keeping him alive, and once he is skinless I will cover his body in salt.
- Take the longest, meanest crap I have ever taken.(NS has caused constipation!<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
- Not really do any of this but download the game, call some buds from school, and then chill for a little bit by playing it. Then put it down and go live for a while <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->.
Step 2 Run down the street like a maniac.
Step 3 Run back.
Step 4 Repeat step 2 and 3 until download is complete.
Step 5 Find Toilet.
Step 6 Install.
Step 7 (provided I havent exploded yet) play <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
2 /me would see that ns is out
3 /me would have have a fit
4 /me would somehow click on dl button
5 /me realizes he's dling ns
6 /me dies
"mm lunch" <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::onos::'><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/skulk.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::skulk::'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo-->
Ouch
I'm not sure you understand what it is.
2. Donce
3. Repeat steps 1-2
4. Give Flayra and anyone near a virtual hug
5. Giggle
6. Commence download amidst the giggling
7. Giggle
8. I will aready have read the manual, so this frees me up for more time to giggle/donce
9. Set it up to suit my uberl33t uhhh... setup
10. Donce
11. Join a game on either Hera or Nothing [teh ubermaps!]
12. Giggle
13. Play
14. Indulge in a bit of in-game doncing during any quiet moments.
15. After several games, share stories/happy experences/tips/hugs with the happy IRC bums
16 Repeat steps 13 and 14.
2)Shower(or not...)
3)PeePee, preferably before 2 or during it
4)Sit down in front of computer
5)Open up homepage www.natural-selection.org
6)Repeat step 3 without the bathroom
7)Cry
8)Click Download
9)Repeat step 6 when I realise the truth that I am actually dling NS!
10)Pass out
11)When I wake up install NS
12)Cry
13)Customize character: Jops with the mouse sensitvty to max
14)Click internet games
15)Join Bast or Hera, probably Hera
16)Cry while connecting
17)See if anyone I know is on
18)Scream "My first time playing NS woooohoooooooo!!!"
19)Cry+Step 6
20)Be a grunt on marine and do everything my commander tells me
21)Wake up from wonderful dream and proceed with steps 2-20
22)smile
<!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
I'll be with you Flayra. I hope that this game can function as well in a world of people who don't know each-other as well as a playtesting community.
<!--QuoteBegin--Flayra+Oct. 15 2002,14:46--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Flayra @ Oct. 15 2002,14:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Donce baby<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This too
2)answer someone asking: why do u do that? with natural selection is out
3)getting punched from guy because he thinks iam on a trip with drugs
4)going into a white soft cage where i have a jacket with closed arms on
5)going crazy, that craziness destroys the cage
6)escaping
7)finding second world war vehicle
8)driving with it
9)dunno how to drive
10)make crash
11)police stops me from escaping
12)in police car now
13)after 10 minutes the police car crashes because of a t800 terminator
14)escaping from the burning police car
15)taking motorcycle to escape from terminator
16)driving through the downtown
17)thinking about escape plan
18)driving to a photoshop
19)stealing a camera
20)photoing the terminator (because of the photonic electronic rays the terminators microchips get broken)
21)hunted by police for stealing the camera
22)making kungfu style martial arts to knock the one police officer
23)same with the next
24)my head is now 10000 dollar worth
25)mafia attacks me
26)taking the two pistols of the police officers
27)impressing the one mafia guy with impressive john woo akimbo style stunts
28)shooting 2 headshots
29)taking ammo
30)more mafia come
31)making summersault forward so that the one guy is behind me
32)kicking the one guy in the arse
33)rolling forward
34)making wallrun over the one guy with uzi
35)using him as human shield to cover from the mp5 fire
36)killing the one guy with mp5 with akimbo style
37)the one guy stands up and kill him with akimbo too
38)dropping the empty pistols in cool style
39)taking the akimbo mp5
40)because for killing the mafia my head is 0 dollar worth
41)because for killing the 2 police officer iam hunted
42)police arrives, 3 cars
43)they shout: DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND FREEZE
44)taking out 2 police officer with akimbo style while cartwheel making to left
45)jumping on wall
46)making walljump
47)taking out 2 police officers with akimbo
48)2 officers left
49)making pounce to them with the desert eagle
50)killing 1 officer
51)killing the other officer with kung fu
52)driving with police car back to house
53)while driving fbi agents appear
54)they ram my car
55)making fullstop
56)now chasing the fbi agents
57)now ramming their car
58)they stop my car
59)exit the car
60)running over the car before jumping with aimed akimbos
61)saying: astalavista baby
62)peng peng peng peng
63)dodging the enemy shots
64)the first agent falls
65)ammo clips empty
66)agent saying: astalavista yourself
67)ammo clip empty
68)go into a melee fight
69)punch punch kick punch kick block kick
70)getting a kick into the head
71)knocking down
72)seeing agent reloading clip
73)*PENG*
74)waking up because of a ding ding ding from pc
75)going to it
76)seeing ns download complete
77)installing
78)joining a server
79)having fun
80)getting bored of the little cat which disturbs me playing