Quite Possibly The Funniest Thing I've Ever Read..

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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hockey Player Charged With Urinating On Boy
Teen Reportedly Admits To Locker Room Prank

POSTED: 7:29 p.m. EST March 9, 2004
UPDATED: 8:01 p.m. EST March 9, 2004

A local teen was charged in court Tuesday for allegedly urinating on an 8-year-old boy in a locker room before a hockey game.

Justin Rankin, 17, a junior at Lincoln Park High School, was charged with assault and battery for an incident that took place before his team's hockey game in January.
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An 8-year-old spectator went to use the restroom area inside the men's locker room at the Lincoln Park Community Center when Rankin (pictured, left) approached him from behind, according to police. 

Police say Rankin urinated on the boy and cursed at him.

Rankin apparently told police that members of the hockey team would urinate on younger players as a form of initiation, but the 8-year-old boy had no affiliation with the team, the station reported.

The 17-year-old hockey player reportedly admitted responsibility to police.

"I, on Saturday, before my hockey game, urinated on the boy … I am sorry. It was a big mistake. I would never do it again," said Rankin.

Rankin was kicked off the hockey team. It was not known if he would be allowed to return to the team for his senior year. 

The teen declined comment to Local 4 on Tuesday.

He is scheduled to appear in court for a preliminary exam near the end of March.

If convicted of misdemeanor charges, Rankin will likely be sentenced to community service.

A judge ordered Tuesday that Rankin have no contact with the 8-year-old boy, who is reportedly in therapy.

Local 4 learned that the parents on both sides have been arguing over the matter.

Rankin's father could face charges of intimidation for allegedly threatening the 8-year-old's father. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

HAhahahahaha...dear lord.

omg I couldn't help it but bust up laughing into tears when I read this. I mean cmon, how can this be taken seriously. The kid was **** on, HAhaahah. This might seem cruel to some people, but I find it to be very amusing.

This web article is defiantely going into my favs.

Comments

  • weggyweggy Join Date: 2003-06-04 Member: 16998Members
    Wait... peeing on someone is a crime now? I wonder if touching someone with a sweaty palm is a federal offense...

    I agree, it is funny. Because all parties involved are stupid.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    The kid is in therapy because he got a little urine on him and got yelled at? o_O
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    That is disgusting. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> How could anyone do that to a kid.
  • weggyweggy Join Date: 2003-06-04 Member: 16998Members
    It is a little digusting, but everyone involved is overreacting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Its hilarious they get so obsessed with it. Human beings are covered in Urea from sweat and skin oils. Urea being the main component in urine...urine is also sterile unless you have an infection. Man people need to chill the eff out.


    Therepy? Heh his parents must be raging liberals. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <VOICE TYPE="sarcastic">Hillarious</VOICE>
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    haha

    Best thread ever.

    lol
  • Daza4Daza4 Kerc Kasha Join Date: 2003-04-06 Member: 15233Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Mar 10 2004, 04:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Mar 10 2004, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That is disgusting. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> How could anyone do that to a kid. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Like so.. *Unzips pants and starts urinating * Ahh thats the ****.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->the 8-year-old boy, who is reportedly in therapy<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Bahahahahaha!
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    Its a bit sick, but the reactions are priceless.

    The kid is in therapy. good greif
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    Talk about overreacting. Geez man, the kid's going to therapy because he got peed on? Just think what his parents will put him through when he gets to puberty... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    Talk about overreacting to get ATTENTION. "Oh, I got wee on me, guess I should act all scared and get nightmares about wee now." Luck he didn't pewp <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    oh come one this is a

    1. a little kid a lot younger then you and little kids are not at the same congnitive levels that you are. (hense the therapy hes getting)

    2. if someone came up to me, unprovoked, called me names and stuff. well meh

    but if someone came up to me, unprovoked, called me names and then urinated all over me on purpose... Id be lets say, more then just a little peeved so to say.
    And so would alot you people.

    I woudlnt need all the therapy crap but Id definitly arrest the nubcaek.
  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    was this Lincoln Park ILL?


    if so i can go laff at teh 8 year old and be like lucky he didnt do a tubgirl on j00 nubcaek
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-kuperaye+Mar 10 2004, 05:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kuperaye @ Mar 10 2004, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> be like lucky he didnt do a tubgirl on j00 nubcaek <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ouch <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> At that point, therapy is a good thing to consider.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cpl.Davis+Mar 10 2004, 11:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Mar 10 2004, 11:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> oh come one this is a

    1. a little kid a lot younger then you and little kids are not at the same congnitive levels that you are. (hense the therapy hes getting)

    2. if someone came up to me, unprovoked, called me names and stuff. well meh

    but if someone came up to me, unprovoked, called me names and then urinated all over me on purpose... Id be lets say, more then just a little peeved so to say.
    And so would alot you people.

    I woudlnt need all the therapy crap but Id definitly arrest the nubcaek. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Urine is 90% water anyway, it's not like it's dirty.
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    Erm. So if someone were to urinate on you, you'd just be like "Meh, it's just water"?
  • weggyweggy Join Date: 2003-06-04 Member: 16998Members
    Well, id care more if he urinated on my clothing... because then I would have that wet feeling. And it may smell a little.

    But if I was wearing shorts or something... meh. Id just wipe it off and make an off-color comment.
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-BeRzErKeR+Mar 10 2004, 08:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BeRzErKeR @ Mar 10 2004, 08:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm. So if someone were to urinate on you, you'd just be like "Meh, it's just water"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Naw, I would be like, dude gross and take of as many clothes as possible. Then beat the crap out of that guy.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-BeRzErKeR+Mar 10 2004, 02:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BeRzErKeR @ Mar 10 2004, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm. So if someone were to urinate on you, you'd just be like "Meh, it's just water"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I might be a little angry that I'm wet, and I'd probably make him get me a towel but other than that, eh...
  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-JezPuh+Mar 10 2004, 03:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JezPuh @ Mar 10 2004, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BeRzErKeR+Mar 10 2004, 08:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BeRzErKeR @ Mar 10 2004, 08:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm. So if someone were to urinate on you, you'd just be like "Meh, it's just water"? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Naw, I would be like, dude gross and take of as many clothes as possible. Then beat the crap out of that guy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So you'd beat the crap out of that guy while being naked ?
  • HybridclawHybridclaw Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22271Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BeRzErKeR+Mar 10 2004, 02:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BeRzErKeR @ Mar 10 2004, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm. So if someone were to urinate on you, you'd just be like "Meh, it's just water"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    well it depends who <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    (i would say more but i don't want to get banned from the forums <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
  • Umbraed_MonkeyUmbraed_Monkey Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9922Members
    hockey sticks about, exposed weenis, what else do you need to stop the flow of (in CForrester's words) water?
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    The kid is 8 years old, loud cursing alone would probably be enough to scare the bejesus out of him.

    I think some of you are overlooking the average mentality of an 8 year old. Huge teenage hockey player peeing and yelling at you might be a little more traumatic at that age.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    I don't think I need to explain my reasoning here...

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