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titaniumroger
Join Date: 2002-10-15 Member: 1503Members
Join Date: 2002-10-15 Member: 1503Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Simpsons</div>ok, who out there likes the simpson's?
I want you to come up with the best quote from the Simpson's that you can think of. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo-->
I want you to come up with the best quote from the Simpson's that you can think of. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo-->
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they were talking about what was the strongest part of the body
another is
"now this place moes you were at what was it?"-insurance guy
homers brain: dont tell him you were at a bar. ah but what else is open at 3 am.
"i was at a pornography shop. i was buying pornagraphy"- homer
"Then came the rocks. Jagged rocks. Cutting me with their jags."
"We obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house!"
... the simpsons is great. I think it's outclassed by a couple other cartoons though, like:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Sealab 2021
if you haven't seen either of those you're missing out... cartoon network, adult swim, on late late late at night!
"FRYLOCK, BURN THE HOUSE DOWN, THERE'S A MONSTER IN MEATWAD'S ROOM!"
"Sweet sweet nectar, it's like my pool is tearin' @$$ around the back yard... but it's standin' still."
"Oh look out there, one hundred dollars! Go and get it... and save us... from all the money."
Oh and yes, Adult Swim does rock tha hizzouse! I love Sea Lab 2021..
"If you dont want me to eat you...say something..." -Captain
"I am smart! I am smart! S-M-R-T! I mean - S-M-A-R-T"
-homer simpson
<b>or perhaps</b>
<Moe>"I got this deepfryer from the army surplus. It can deepfry a whole buffalo in three seconds"
<Barney>"Three seconds!?! But I want it now!"
Shopkeeper: This doll is cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it also comes with free toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer: ...
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Oh.
Construcion worker with lisp twirling around, flailing arms: "Oh, get it out! Get it out!"
Think about it.
Homer:[quietly] D'oh.
Best. Song. Ever
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"Here are your messages, you have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes, your car been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube"
Homer: "BONGOHEEAAAAD, hugh, ha, hubbadubba hagablabanga hubblia dun dun ga"
Homer: "aawww marge, u know that ever since we gave away those greyhounds the only thing that cheers me up is banging this lightbulb"
Mr.Burns: "I will slap you...ugh...ggghh...smitters, slap him!"
Homers brain of flanders: its like im wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.
Homer: stupid sexy flanders.
Marge ''Do you follow my husband around?''
Hot dog salesman ''Lady, he's putting my kids through college''
Homer's brain ''Wow, that was the most intelligent thing you've said.....and no-ones around to hear it''
Homer ''D'oh''
Homer ''Hmmm, forbidden donut''
Homer ''Hmmm, something''
Homer ''Oh, Margey, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation from workey''
Groundskeeper Willie ''Ack, don't feel bad, I was wrestling wolfs while you were still at ye' mother's teat''
Mr Burns ''So, what your saying, is that I'm indestructable?''
Doctor ''Actually, no. Even a slight breeze cou-''
Mr Burns (not listening) ''Indestructable''
Nelson ''HaHa''
Homer ''Those guys sucked. Now I've seen people who suck, but those were the suckiest bunch of suckers who ever sucked.''
Homer ''How come some of the worst things in the world are named after children? Kidnapping, child abuse''
Bart ''What about adultery?''
Homer (smiling) ''Not until your older son''
Problem with Simpsons is that theres so many qoutes, you think of one, and another pops in your head, and you still end up forgetting the best.
Well, see you in the operating place!"
-Dr. Nick Riveria
"You can donce, you can donce,
everybody can look at your.. uh... ponce?"
-Homer 'NS' Simpson
--Scythe--
Marge: "Go crazy...?"
Homer: "Dont Mind if i do!!!! SIAJFASJKF! e-o-e-o!" (etc)
THE GOGLES THEY DO NOTHING! <while in pit of nuclear waste, maybe acid>
Yah, uh, beat you by about 8 posts. <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
THE GOGLES THEY DO NOTHING! <while in pit of nuclear waste, maybe acid><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
IT BURNS IT BURNS!
hahahahaha thats great
"Exactly.... D'oh!" - homer imitating burns
"Inflammable means flammable!?" - dr. nick
Homer and Lisa with the robot...
"Me want beer." - homer
"<i>I</i> want beer." - robot
"Awwww the little guy wants a beer!" -homer (pouring beer in robots mouth)
"Daaad No!" - Lisa
"I thought he was a party robot!" - homer
<i>*Shotgun blast*</i>
Lisa: 'Dad... You killed Zombie Flanders!'
Homer: 'He was a zombie?'
Dr Colosus : "Awe... All my stuff is there..."
"they found me in the mens room floor"- barney
"this enormus women will devour us all"- some guy
"wow an award trophy....awww its a grammy."-guy
(throws trophy over railing and hits a guy on the head)
"hey dont you throw your garbage down here"-other guy
"wait so your saying i dont need a new muffler"-homer