The All-time Weirdest Viagra Email

ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
<div class="IPBDescription">that i have ever received</div> the title was <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"indies heyday bacon lathe chiropractor boo affricate wrap allotropic chicago derail devastate chattel james travail mollusk gnomon dormant asset orange solidus decline gather debenture hymnal"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

it had "solidus" in it... so i just had to open it.

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Have you tried VIAGRA ?

<a href='http://rd.yahoo.com/M=542126.9259614.1920196.3398164/D=yahoo_top/S=8410856:LCC/A=5462833/R=0/*http://www.afteriwokeaabb.biz/g2/index.php?AFF_ID=g20323' target='_blank'>http://rd.yahoo.com/M=542126.9259614.19201...p?AFF_ID=g20323</a>

BUY ONLINE AND SAVE 95% !

AS LOW AS $1.50 PER DOSE !

***** NO PRESCRIPTION NEEDED *****
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can anyone beat that? indies heyday bacon lathe chiropractor?

Comments

  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Apr 13 2004, 10:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Apr 13 2004, 10:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> can anyone beat that? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'd need some of what he's selling.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Here's a tip :

    Do not open emails with weird randomly picked titles that make no sense. At all.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    but..... solidus =\
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Solidus...

    Mmmm...






    Snake? Solidus snake..? No..
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    *mutters* a conspiracy that reaches to the highest tiers of the frozen food market.
  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    It is actually a clever ploy to foil Bayesian email filters. Bayesian filters give a score to each word, depending on how likely that word is to appear in spam emails (so 'Viagra' would get a high score, but 'Birthday' probably gets a rather lower one). By including random words, it can tip the overall average score for that email to a point where filters do not recognise it.
  • DoG-MeAtDoG-MeAt Join Date: 2003-10-09 Member: 21553Members
    four words for you mate <u>DO A VIRUS SCAN</u>!!!

    seriously....why would anyone bother to do something like that based ONLY on the hope that ull buy their viagra....thats something sinister u got there.
    BTW what have u subscribed to to get that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Apr 13 2004, 04:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Apr 13 2004, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *mutters* a conspiracy that reaches to the highest tiers of the frozen food market. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    IT's THE PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!??!?!!
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dunsby+Apr 14 2004, 12:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dunsby @ Apr 14 2004, 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Solidus...

    Mmmm...






    Snake? Solidus snake..? No.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Solidus Penor more like!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    i think Dubes has provided me with a new phrase of the day. SOLIDUS PENOR!!!!!!
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
  • maverick651maverick651 Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20065Members
    I got a spam mail from Rinoa Heartilly (FFVIII) before. I think it was a Viagra-esque spam mail, or might have just been something equilly stupid.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    well as of now i've gotten a total of TWO emails from the bush administration. here's #2.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->BUSH
    CHENEY '04
    www.GeorgeWBush.com

    Dear John [part of my fake name once again],

    Last week, I sent you an e-mail asking for your help to keep pressure on the FEC and encourage them to take action to stop the flow of tens of millions of dollars in illegal soft money that is funding attack ads on President Bush.

    Your response was fantastic.  More than 66,000 e-mails have been sent to the Commissioners.  Thank you for all you've done.  Unfortunately, we cannot rely on the FEC to act anytime soon. 

    We must prepare for the worst and assume that these shadowy liberal propaganda groups - who are illegally working to help Senator Kerry  -  will outspend our campaign until they are forced to shut down.  President Bush needs the help of grassroots leaders like you to respond to the deceitful ads these groups are airing with this illegal cash.  Please contribute today, using our secure server, so we'll have the resources to counter their efforts.

    www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute/

    Don't let billionaires like George Soros - who has compared President Bush to a Nazi and said he would spend every penny he has to win - side-step the law and use illegal funds to attempt to defeat our President.  Please help today.

    I hope we can count on your support.

    Sincerely,

    Marc Racicot
    Chairman
    Bush-Cheney '04





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    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Your response was fantastic. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    that part is really funny cuz i never did anything >_>
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Apr 13 2004, 05:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Apr 13 2004, 05:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> but..... solidus =\ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They don't know that there's a third...
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