Id have to secound that one but in an Lotus Esprit 350, has to be the most sexy car ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.</span>
Well, I have a couple of dreams for my life before I die....
1) Revive the SNES and NES (I don't care if it is nigh-on impossible, people are missing out on teh greatest games. evar.) 2) Get married, have kids 3) Get shot in the leg or arm, just not at the tendons. 4) Go skydiving (how I'd love to do that) 5) Get bitten by a shark (not die by it though) 6) My final one, and most preferably die in it, but this may sound stupid.....are you ready??
Live in a padded cell <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> EDIT : If you want to know why, I've always wanted to bounce around like I'm on crack since I was a kid. Sadly shortly after my (futile) attempts, I get disciplined.
1. Survive until/through the apocalypse and armageddon (I always thought it was funny how armageddon looked like 'arm age done' ...
Not sure why though, just t be there I suppose (and, not to put a cynical evil spin on the world, but I think I might get to) 2. <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->8) Get a girlfriend (not gonna' happen... sigh)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Me too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> . 3. Go into space...hopefully long in the future, when I'm retired and I get to go to a hotel or something. 4. Live to be 100+ ...my great grandpa did it (then again, he didn't brush his teeth until he was like 54, and didn't ride in an airplane until he was 98), so can I <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> . 5. Make a simulation of the Jurassic Park computer system, based on the books description (sans touch screen), without it corrupting. 6. Die in an interesting way, which would possibly make me famous (I'm all for being rich when I'm alive, I just don't want to be a celebrity...but when I'm dead it's okay) 7. Go to Russia, Moldova, Romania (maybe Ukraine, because it's between Russia and Romania/Moldova), Germany, Austria, England, France, Japan, Australia, Italy and Greece (and maybe Thailand, for my dad) sometime in my life. 8. Talk with someone I knew in High School from Moldova, hopefully within the next 6 months (woot, short term goals) 9. Get rich so I can pay off college and not have my mom work anymore (and maybe most of the rest of my family too, depending on how rich). 10. Win a lottery of more than $1000.
...Highly esteemed goals the last one is. [bah, Yoda speak]. I can see why people want to know what it's like to get shot...but, I don't really see a point. Although, it'd be nice to be in an asylum for a bit and jump around on the padded walls, heh -if they give you some cool music, and let you out when you want.
[edit] Probably my most 'hopeful' goal: Get a job that's not overly hard, moderately fun and pays decently...despite the fact I have no idea what I want to do after college.
I want to be in a war before I die.....I also want to marry my childhood love <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'll never understand why some of you would actually *WANT* to have morbid crap happen to you.. like being attacked by X or mauled by Y or killed in Z...
I mean, I have absolutely no desire to be anally violated by a rabid monkey, yet I bet somebody out there is just itching to post that next...
<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Apr 18 2004, 12:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Apr 18 2004, 12:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'll never understand why some of you would actually *WANT* to have morbid crap happen to you.. like being attacked by X or mauled by Y or killed in Z...
I mean, I have absolutely no desire to be anally violated by a rabid monkey, yet I bet somebody out there is just itching to post that next... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> ...What's this monkey rabid with?
[end funny response thing]
Some people enjoy their self mutilation. However, if you think any of mine are morbid (well, except for that apocalypse one...which probably contradicts my living to 100 one). Curiousity, man's greatest enemy and friend.
<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Apr 18 2004, 01:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Apr 18 2004, 01:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'll never understand why some of you would actually *WANT* to have morbid crap happen to you.. like being attacked by X or mauled by Y or killed in Z... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> It's for braggin rights if we survive.
That is, <b><i>if</i></b> we survive.
Of course, I might scrap getting bittin by a shark....I just forgot how many teeth a shark has :o
But trust me, I wouldn't want to be anally violated by a rabid monkey either. I mean, it's GOT to be worse than being bitten by a shark <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
EDIT : Here's what's on my OTHER agenda :
1) Unleash a pack of bears on a certain someone I don't like >:-D 2) Own a Stinger missile launcher (and shoot down sutf, MGS styleeee!) 3) Own a Nikita missile launcher (look above) 4) Get an Apache, and terrorize said person (well, not actually terrorize, more like annoy by hovering above his flat for who knows how long <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) 5) Have a rifle gallery
And some others, but I feel it's a bit geared towards extreme violence
1: Create a device that would keep my conciousness intact and a device to transferr said conciousness
2: Create an "Auto-duplicatrix"
3: WIFI my brian
4: Do somthing "Big", (singlehandedly stop a war, stop an invading horde of alines, pull a "Spock" on a global scale..) you know, somthin g that would make me a global celeberity, and probably kill me at the same time
<!--QuoteBegin-RaVe+Apr 18 2004, 02:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RaVe @ Apr 18 2004, 02:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Apr 18 2004, 01:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Apr 18 2004, 01:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'll never understand why some of you would actually *WANT* to have morbid crap happen to you.. like being attacked by X or mauled by Y or killed in Z... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> It's for braggin rights if we survive. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> and chicks dig scars <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
1) Make a movie and game or multiples of both which are so damn good they become famous (the movies/games, not me... I don't care for fame ^^ )
2) Add a book or three onto goal 1 XD
3) Get engaged in a whirlwind romance of a relationship that lasts until my dying day (or theirs, whoever goes first) =D
4) Never get 'old' so I live till I'm supposed to (like 80 or 100 or whatever barring an accident) but minus the wrinkles, body problems and other junk... being like I am until my final day would be pretty nifty, come medical science! you know you can do it!
5) witness the day all the jobs are automated and people just enjoy life in some sort of utopia... yeah, I know... optimistic =3
Id have to secound that one but in an Lotus Esprit 350, has to be the most sexy car ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> How does Office Space fit into this? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-X_Stickman+Apr 17 2004, 01:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Apr 17 2004, 01:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1) Jump out of a car moving faster than 30 mph. Dunno why.
2) Become a long distance truck driver. I've always wanted to, for some reason.
3) Fly a plane
4) Fly a helicopter
5) Make a decent song rather than the load of stuff i've been making recently
6) Become a sound engineer of some sort and actually get paid for it
7) Get on national television for some reason
8) Kiss Spunj99's face, because... (@X_Stickman) i had a big list of stuff i wanted to do before i die last night and i can only remember 2 of them now (@[OnAir]Spunj99) What are those ? (@[OnAir]Spunj99) Kiss my face? (@[OnAir]Spunj99) Kiss my face.
9) Get shot in the leg
10) Pass that driving test thing. You know, the ones that UK PoliceCar drivers have to pass. Dangerous Driving or something. Anyway, it involves skidding around corners.
11) Test out if those stupid old rules are still in effect. There's one that says it's legal to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow on Sunday in the town square of some town or other. Gotta test those rules.
Yep, that's em all at the moment. I had some more but i can't remember them. **EDIT** Constantly adding more.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You can do it all at once.
You can be driving a car at 30 mph, jump out onto a truck, drive it far. Park it, jump into the chopper near by, jump in the chopper fly along, jump out of the chopper and get in a moving plane, kick the pilot out and hten fly it. As your flying put a cd in which only has a instrumental loop in the background and start singing a good song you wrote before you started this, and then mess about wit the buttons which make sound, then tv helicopters will come and film you, then you can request Spunj99 to come to the plane for the police to take over the situation, kiss him in the face, then as you stop the plane you get shot in the leg to neutralize(sp) you. Then as the police are driving you to the station, get him to do the test with you. Then you will end up in the welsh fields driving around sheep dangerously, then in the back of the police car there is always a bow and arrow, your end up in some welsh town and get to shoot somebody, as you would have to have done this on a sunday. Done.
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Id have to secound that one but in an Lotus Esprit 350, has to be the most sexy car ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.</span>
1) Revive the SNES and NES (I don't care if it is nigh-on impossible, people are missing out on teh greatest games. evar.)
2) Get married, have kids
3) Get shot in the leg or arm, just not at the tendons.
4) Go skydiving (how I'd love to do that)
5) Get bitten by a shark (not die by it though)
6) My final one, and most preferably die in it, but this may sound stupid.....are you ready??
Live in a padded cell <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
EDIT : If you want to know why, I've always wanted to bounce around like I'm on crack since I was a kid. Sadly shortly after my (futile) attempts, I get disciplined.
1. Survive until/through the apocalypse and armageddon (I always thought it was funny how armageddon looked like 'arm age done' ...
Not sure why though, just t be there I suppose (and, not to put a cynical evil spin on the world, but I think I might get to)
2. <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->8) Get a girlfriend (not gonna' happen... sigh)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Me too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
3. Go into space...hopefully long in the future, when I'm retired and I get to go to a hotel or something.
4. Live to be 100+ ...my great grandpa did it (then again, he didn't brush his teeth until he was like 54, and didn't ride in an airplane until he was 98), so can I <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
5. Make a simulation of the Jurassic Park computer system, based on the books description (sans touch screen), without it corrupting.
6. Die in an interesting way, which would possibly make me famous (I'm all for being rich when I'm alive, I just don't want to be a celebrity...but when I'm dead it's okay)
7. Go to Russia, Moldova, Romania (maybe Ukraine, because it's between Russia and Romania/Moldova), Germany, Austria, England, France, Japan, Australia, Italy and Greece (and maybe Thailand, for my dad) sometime in my life.
8. Talk with someone I knew in High School from Moldova, hopefully within the next 6 months (woot, short term goals)
9. Get rich so I can pay off college and not have my mom work anymore (and maybe most of the rest of my family too, depending on how rich).
10. Win a lottery of more than $1000.
...Highly esteemed goals the last one is. [bah, Yoda speak]. I can see why people want to know what it's like to get shot...but, I don't really see a point. Although, it'd be nice to be in an asylum for a bit and jump around on the padded walls, heh -if they give you some cool music, and let you out when you want.
[edit] Probably my most 'hopeful' goal: Get a job that's not overly hard, moderately fun and pays decently...despite the fact I have no idea what I want to do after college.
I mean, I have absolutely no desire to be anally violated by a rabid monkey, yet I bet somebody out there is just itching to post that next...
I mean, I have absolutely no desire to be anally violated by a rabid monkey, yet I bet somebody out there is just itching to post that next... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
...What's this monkey rabid with?
[end funny response thing]
Some people enjoy their self mutilation. However, if you think any of mine are morbid (well, except for that apocalypse one...which probably contradicts my living to 100 one). Curiousity, man's greatest enemy and friend.
It's for braggin rights if we survive.
That is, <b><i>if</i></b> we survive.
Of course, I might scrap getting bittin by a shark....I just forgot how many teeth a shark has :o
But trust me, I wouldn't want to be anally violated by a rabid monkey either. I mean, it's GOT to be worse than being bitten by a shark <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
EDIT : Here's what's on my OTHER agenda :
1) Unleash a pack of bears on a certain someone I don't like >:-D
2) Own a Stinger missile launcher (and shoot down sutf, MGS styleeee!)
3) Own a Nikita missile launcher (look above)
4) Get an Apache, and terrorize said person (well, not actually terrorize, more like annoy by hovering above his flat for who knows how long <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
5) Have a rifle gallery
And some others, but I feel it's a bit geared towards extreme violence
2: Create an "Auto-duplicatrix"
3: WIFI my brian
4: Do somthing "Big", (singlehandedly stop a war, stop an invading horde of alines, pull a "Spock" on a global scale..) you know, somthin g that would make me a global celeberity, and probably kill me at the same time
5: count to 5, then respawn
/me plays too much HL
How could I forget that!
And, for that matter, be invincible towards all STD's!
It's for braggin rights if we survive. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
and chicks dig scars <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
2) Add a book or three onto goal 1 XD
3) Get engaged in a whirlwind romance of a relationship that lasts until my dying day (or theirs, whoever goes first) =D
4) Never get 'old' so I live till I'm supposed to (like 80 or 100 or whatever barring an accident) but minus the wrinkles, body problems and other junk... being like I am until my final day would be pretty nifty, come medical science! you know you can do it!
5) witness the day all the jobs are automated and people just enjoy life in some sort of utopia... yeah, I know... optimistic =3
6) ride a mech
Ack, I forgot to add 'Build a mech' to my list <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Id have to secound that one but in an Lotus Esprit 350, has to be the most sexy car ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
How does Office Space fit into this? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
2) Become a long distance truck driver. I've always wanted to, for some reason.
3) Fly a plane
4) Fly a helicopter
5) Make a decent song rather than the load of stuff i've been making recently
6) Become a sound engineer of some sort and actually get paid for it
7) Get on national television for some reason
8) Kiss Spunj99's face, because...
(@X_Stickman) i had a big list of stuff i wanted to do before i die last night and i can only remember 2 of them now
(@[OnAir]Spunj99) What are those ?
(@[OnAir]Spunj99) Kiss my face?
(@[OnAir]Spunj99) Kiss my face.
9) Get shot in the leg
10) Pass that driving test thing. You know, the ones that UK PoliceCar drivers have to pass. Dangerous Driving or something. Anyway, it involves skidding around corners.
11) Test out if those stupid old rules are still in effect. There's one that says it's legal to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow on Sunday in the town square of some town or other. Gotta test those rules.
Yep, that's em all at the moment. I had some more but i can't remember them. **EDIT** Constantly adding more.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You can do it all at once.
You can be driving a car at 30 mph, jump out onto a truck, drive it far. Park it, jump into the chopper near by, jump in the chopper fly along, jump out of the chopper and get in a moving plane, kick the pilot out and hten fly it. As your flying put a cd in which only has a instrumental loop in the background and start singing a good song you wrote before you started this, and then mess about wit the buttons which make sound, then tv helicopters will come and film you, then you can request Spunj99 to come to the plane for the police to take over the situation, kiss him in the face, then as you stop the plane you get shot in the leg to neutralize(sp) you. Then as the police are driving you to the station, get him to do the test with you. Then you will end up in the welsh fields driving around sheep dangerously, then in the back of the police car there is always a bow and arrow, your end up in some welsh town and get to shoot somebody, as you would have to have done this on a sunday. Done.