Spell Czech
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<div class="IPBDescription">Greatness</div> A poem in Reader's Digest:
Spell Czech
Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid, it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite. Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it, I am shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect it's weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
Spell Czech
Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid, it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite. Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it, I am shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect it's weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
Comments
I'm normally a pretty fast reader but I had to read that pretty slow to absorb it all <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
And knowing how to spell every other word in the first place helps.
I really don't see how bad the spellchecking situation is at this moment, but last I checked, a few people did something like that in one spot once every few months.
Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?
Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different prices, up to $200 a gallon.
Customer: What's the difference in the paint?
Clerk: It's all the same paint.
Customer: Then I'd like some of the $12 paint. And I want to paint tommorrow.
Clerk: Sir, the paint for tommorrow is $200.
Customer: How do I get the $12 paint?
Clerk: You but the paint now, but agree not to paint for three weeks. And you must paint over a saturday night.
Customer: You've got to be kidding!
Clerk: Oh, the price per gallon just went to $16.
Customer: The price went up as we were talking?
Clerk: Yes, sir. We change prices and rules hundreds of times a day. So I suggest you purchase your paint as soon as possible. How many gallons do you want?
Customer: Five gallons. Make that six, so I'll have enough.
Clerk: Well, sir, if you buy paint and don't use it, there are penalties and possible confiscation of paint you already have.
Customer: Forget it! I'll buy what I need somewhere else.
Clerk: I don't think so, sir. You can buy paint for your bathroom and bedrooms for someone else, but you can only buy paint for your connecting hall from us. That'll be $300 a gallon.
Customer: You're insane!
Clerk: Thanks for painting with us, sir.