Andy Kaufman Lives

Sniper_ChanceSniper_Chance Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10549Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Apparently he was never dead.</div> <a href='http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040519/234/726q1.html' target='_blank'>http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/0.../234/726q1.html</a>
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->New York City, NY (PRWEB) May 19, 2004 -- Twenty years ago, on May 16, 1984, most of the world believed that we had lost a comedic legend forever. This has turned out to be what will inevitably be known as the greatest comic prank ever conceived. Andy Kaufman, by all accounts, is alive and well at age 55 and is now living in New York City on the upper west side. To his loyal supporters and fans, Andy says "sorry about faking my death," in a recent interview with ABC News at his apartment. In order to reach legendary comic status and seal his place in the history of performance art, he said it was "necessary to go away for twenty years."

Andy Kaufman's official site has been launched at:
<a href='http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com/' target='_blank'>http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com/</a>

Even though he has technically returned, Andy says that he plans to maintain his low key lifestyle that he has led for the past twenty years. He has resumed contact with friends and family. Fearing the possibility of this scenario and the potential for another hoax, Kaufman's family has contracted with independent auditors Ernst & Young to determine if this in fact the real Andy Kaufman. He has subjected himself to medical examination and submitted DNA, hair, blood and fingerprint samples to the auditors. Ernst & Young and the Kaufman family report that with a 99% probability, this is indeed the real Andy Kaufman. His mother says, "It's good to have Andy back."

In 1999, a new crop of Kaufman fans were born after Jim Carrey starred in the hit film Man on the Moon. "Andy's bizarre mix of comedy and performance art will inspire fans and comedians alike for generations, especially after this stunt," says Jim Carrey.

Andy says he will make only occasional public appearances, sometimes in disguise so that you won?t know if it?s really him or someone else. Kaufman was famous for pulling this stunt with the Tony Clifton character, sometimes played by good friend Bob Zmuda.

Andy says fans should tune into his website for ongoing updates to his adventures in life. As always, Andy's stage has been the world, testing the boundaries of our beliefs, our sources of information, and our perception of reality. "It's good to be back," Andy writes on his website.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Some people think this is a hoax. Somehow I doubt it, as it seems like something Andy would do.
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  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    I never really liked Kaufman, so I don't care. Funny to hear, though. Smack in the face to all those "TUPAC LIVES" morons.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    I've never even heard of him. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I never really liked him either....therfor, he should have stayed dead.
  • pieceofsoappieceofsoap Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9535Members, Constellation
    Well, he "died" before I was even born, so considering the age group of the average board member, he is generally before our time.
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    I knew it.

    Wonder how many people are losing bets on this.

    Mullet: I KEEL YOU!
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited May 2004
    sv_cheats 1
    /god
    /noclip
    +forward
    [10 years pass]
    -forward
    +backward
    [10 years pass]
    -backward
    say "WTH I'm back"
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-pieceofsoap+May 20 2004, 11:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pieceofsoap @ May 20 2004, 11:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, he "died" before I was even born, so considering the age group of the average board member, he is generally before our time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But that dosn't change the fact that I didn't find him funny at all. Even my parents didn't like him at the time...
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    Nobody liked him <i>at the time</i>. That was the point. It was the core of the man's genius. The world was his <i>puppet</i>. There are few people I admire more.
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    I now have a sudden and unexplained urge to kidnap Andy Kaufman, release him into the wild, and hunt him like a wild animal.

    Odd. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    WTH?

    Hmm... call me skeptical, but I think I'll wait till I see him on TV in like a 60 minutes interview or something, and that's after like 3 blood tests. And they exume whatever is in Andy Kauffman's grave.

    Yes it would be like him to pull something like this, but it would also be like some crazy fans to pull something like this too. And remember, this is the internet. Tommorrow morning there will be a story on how this is fake. And then another on how its real. And then another that Andy Kauffman's baby was Batboy...

    Now watch the government get him for 20 years of tax evasion... heh.
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    Smells like bullshi*. 100% pure Grade A Bullshi*

    However, if it turns out to be real... more power to him. Great 'joke' of sorts.

    My money is still on this being fake though.
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    I think he should start compiling a list on his website of all the people who lost a bet when he came back. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 20 2004, 01:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 20 2004, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> WTH?

    Hmm... call me skeptical, but I think I'll wait till I see him on TV in like a 60 minutes interview or something, and that's after like 3 blood tests. And they exume whatever is in Andy Kauffman's grave.

    Yes it would be like him to pull something like this, but it would also be like some crazy fans to pull something like this too. And remember, this is the internet. Tommorrow morning there will be a story on how this is fake. And then another on how its real. And then another that Andy Kauffman's baby was Batboy...

    Now watch the government get him for 20 years of tax evasion... heh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dead people don't pay taxes.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Wow, i never realized how ugly he is until now.
  • Billy_SilverfishBilly_Silverfish Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15688Members
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+May 20 2004, 08:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ May 20 2004, 08:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wow, i never realized how ugly he is until now. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey! A little respect for the dead, please! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    edit: Also, y'all didn't read very closely: <a href='http://www.andykaufmanlives.com/enrique' target='_blank'>http://www.andykaufmanlives.com/enrique</a>
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Billy Silverfish+May 20 2004, 03:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Billy Silverfish @ May 20 2004, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [QUOTE=Mullet,May 20 2004, 08:28 PM] edit: Also, y'all didn't read very closely: <a href='http://www.andykaufmanlives.com/enrique' target='_blank'>http://www.andykaufmanlives.com/enrique</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You didn't read the link very closely. That's not even the right domain name.

    Andy Kaufman lives! Neener neener! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
    edited May 2004
    aren't the police goin to question him etc?

    and isn't he gonna face some kind of law prosecution for faking his death?
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Unless he starts doing stand-up again I will neither believe nor care, since that was the only time he was ever funny anyways. 20 years seems like a rather long set-up for a joke this small anyways, don't you think?
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    Haf haf! Yesterday I just saw Man on the Moon on TV so this is extremely amusing coincidence. In fact, the ending of that movie even suggested that Andy was faking his death and now they say he really was?

    Whoa. This is some deep crap.

    Maybe the makers of that movie found out that Andy was in fact alive?
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Today Kaufman, tomorrow The King!
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 20 2004, 08:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 20 2004, 08:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 20 2004, 01:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 20 2004, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Now watch the government get him for 20 years of tax evasion... heh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dead people don't pay taxes. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He probably paid taxes under a different name..
  • aaarrrghaaarrrgh Join Date: 2003-10-20 Member: 21812Members
    lol, I can't believe that none of you have actually checked out the source.

    The same source that posted this: <a href='http://www.featurexpress.com/fxDetail_new.asp?relid=53617' target='_blank'>http://www.featurexpress.com/fxDetail_new.asp?relid=53617</a>

    Andy Kaufman is as dead as the dodo.
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-aaarrrgh+May 20 2004, 07:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (aaarrrgh @ May 20 2004, 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Andy Kaufman is as dead as the dodo. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    clearly it's a loada crap. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    edited May 2004
    This is a hoax of a lie of a misdirection of an imposture of a swindle of a ruse of a deception of a rooster-and-bull story.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-enf0rcer+May 20 2004, 06:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (enf0rcer @ May 20 2004, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-aaarrrgh+May 20 2004, 07:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (aaarrrgh @ May 20 2004, 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Andy Kaufman is as dead as the dodo. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    clearly it's a loada crap. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So you're saying we should look into cloning Andy Kaufman? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I thought he was pretty funny. You just watch people get all riled up in those old wrestling TV broadcasts, they're awesome <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> . Stand-up and SNL's first episode are still the best though.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Dude I hope it's real. That's freaking awesome haha. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    I guess there was something up his sleeve.
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-aaarrrgh+May 20 2004, 07:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (aaarrrgh @ May 20 2004, 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lol, I can't believe that none of you have actually checked out the source.

    The same source that posted this: <a href='http://www.featurexpress.com/fxDetail_new.asp?relid=53617' target='_blank'>http://www.featurexpress.com/fxDetail_new.asp?relid=53617</a>

    Andy Kaufman is as dead as the dodo. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Where did you look to find this information? I can't find any relation between these two websites.
  • NikonNikon Join Date: 2003-09-29 Member: 21313Members, Constellation
    <a href='http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/kaufman.asp' target='_blank'>snopes knows!</a>
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