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7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">It's FUN!</div> I don't really have much interesting to say right now. So, here's the idea. You get to post something at me here. It can be a question about life, the sciences, or something you found in your nose, you can tell us a story, you can talk about how cool I am, whatever retarded crap you can think of. And I'll reply to it, like your own personal Magic 8-ball. Isn't that great? It sure is. You want my input, because <i>I'm important.</i>

Cut back, hang loose, have fun, and always remember, I did not use mind control rays of any kind in this post.
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Bistromath rules! Once, I was walking home from a street, and all of a sudden this gangster shoved me into the street! But then, Bistromath leaps up out of nowhere and shoves me aside, shoots the gangster, and hurls the car across the world, in the space of 2 seconds! sp33dh4x tbh
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    It's what superheroes do, y'know. That was you? Wow. You look alot taller on the forum.

    And no, I don't use speedh4x. Winners don't do drugs, after all.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    If the world is a vampire, and emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness. Does the world create gods?
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Nah.. who.. see that would be me cause that would create a goddess... thus I AM BORN!!!! :-)
    lol
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+May 26 2004, 10:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ May 26 2004, 10:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If the world is a vampire, and emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness. Does the world create gods? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, you've accidentally hit on a key facet of my way of thinking here, (the part about the world creating gods) but it would be too long and boring for me to explain that, and most of you would probably think I was crazy, stupid, or just plain wrong.

    So instead...

    Uhh... Well, I was going to put the sound clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "I support this movie" here, but I can't find it. Blah.
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Would you consider <a href='http://www.joinme.info/' target='_blank'>Joining Me?</a>

    Go on. It's lovely.
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    Well, they aren't exactly random if you do them every Friday, are they? Anyway, I wouldn't do that. I often do nice things for people, but making a point of finding nice things to do on a regular basis would turn it from fun into work. Work sucks.
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  • BigBullBigBull Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15123Members
    Why is my mom fat?
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BigBull+May 26 2004, 10:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BigBull @ May 26 2004, 10:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why is my mom fat? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unregulated calorie intake.
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Well, buy the book then, it'll make your face smile.
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    Why did you dare challenge <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>The all-powerful welder!</span> in your hookshot thread (which I can't seem to find at the moment, but I know it's there)?


    And: Do you think it's possible that we live in a 'matrix' or 'Truman Show' type world, where all we know is fake but there's no way to disprove it, because we don't know it's fake?

    I always thought it'd be cool if people knew what I wanted and aspired to at least let me have a chance at obtaining my dreams because the world wouldn't have to be quite so harsh. To bad things don't work that way. I always thought Wilson from Home Improvement (the only comedy show based on a comedian to not use the comedian's name in the show - because Tim was a convicted felon...), because Wilson's greatest fear was that existence might be a figment of someone elses imagination. I always thought about how that might be possible (despite being very, very unlikely).

    I've also thought that our dreams might be our real life and our waking life might be our 'real' sleeping life. But I'm weird like that (there are many more examples, when you delve into the realm of the Gecko...if only any of them had a non-psychological, non-philisophical view).

    [or do they... [/shiffty eyes]]
    Any ideas on that?

    [Me = paranoid...or crazy...or both...or neither - but probably both <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->]
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  • Once_OnlyOnce_Only Join Date: 2004-05-15 Member: 28700Members
    Cheese?
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+May 26 2004, 11:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ May 26 2004, 11:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why did you dare challenge <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>The all-powerful welder!</span> in your hookshot thread (which I can't seem to find at the moment, but I know it's there)?


    And: Do you think it's possible that we live in a 'matrix' or 'Truman Show' type world, where all we know is fake but there's no way to disprove it, because we don't know it's fake?

    I always thought it'd be cool if people knew what I wanted and aspired to at least let me have a chance at obtaining my dreams because the world wouldn't have to be quite so harsh. To bad things don't work that way. I always thought Wilson from Home Improvement (the only comedy show based on a comedian to not use the comedian's name in the show - because Tim was a convicted felon...), because Wilson's greatest fear was that existence might be a figment of someone elses imagination. I always thought about how that might be possible (despite being very, very unlikely).

    I've also thought that our dreams might be our real life and our waking life might be our 'real' sleeping life. But I'm weird like that (there are many more examples, when you delve into the realm of the Gecko...if only any of them had a non-psychological, non-philisophical view).

    [or do they... [/shiffty eyes]]
    Any ideas on that?

    [Me = paranoid...or crazy...or both...or neither - but probably both <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...


    nanites.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Tequila, are the people in your sig from dark place? Or is it called something different?
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-BigBull+May 26 2004, 10:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BigBull @ May 26 2004, 10:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why is my mom fat? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I dunno. Probably something like the same reason my mom is fat.<!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+May 26 2004, 11:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ May 26 2004, 11:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Why did you dare challenge <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>The all-powerful welder!</span> in your hookshot thread (which I can't seem to find at the moment, but I know it's there)?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Hookshot>welder. pwnt<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And: Do you think it's possible that we live in a 'matrix' or 'Truman Show' type world, where all we know is fake but there's no way to disprove it, because we don't know it's fake?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Of course it's possible. Anything you can't disprove is <i>possible</i>. That's not the point though, man. Occam's Razor.<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->*here's some angst*<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Well, alright, then.<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->*cough*psycho*cough*But I'm weird like that.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->I honestly hadn't noticed.<!--QuoteBegin-A|IEN+May 26 2004, 11:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (A|IEN @ May 26 2004, 11:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Cheese?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Why, yes! I like the cut of your jib, mister. You're our new CEO.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Cheese but no wine? You people are crazy.

    Probably use your hands to eat, you hooligans.
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Yes.. cold we all use our hands very well <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Bah! Hooligan is too light a condemnation for you madam blasphemer!
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    So 007 what are your views on the recent shift in political demographic towards the center spectrum avoiding more extreme conservative and liberal views. Also do you believe this has effected the recent trends in parenting to avoid all responsibilty and seek blame for childrens behavior in the media and other mediums? What are your stances on censorship and information filtering?
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  • juicejuice Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12886Members, Constellation
    pizza or suicide?
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 26 2004, 10:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 26 2004, 10:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, buy the book then, it'll make your face smile. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pffft. <i>Anyone </i>can make a face smile, given a knife. Now, making someone's ear smile, that's impressive.
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Anyone read the fazed.net Forums? This reminds me of a thread over there.

    Anywho, I'd just like to say that you're a good quoter.
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  • frostymoosefrostymoose Join Date: 2003-09-12 Member: 20799Members
    edited May 2004
    Did you know frogs eat tarantulas? I didn't.
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  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    What? What kind of frogs are that big? Toads maybe, but geez....

    Oh did you know the honey is the only food that doesn't spoil?
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Surge+May 26 2004, 04:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Surge @ May 26 2004, 04:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What? What kind of frogs are that big? Toads maybe, but geez....

    Oh did you know the honey is the only food that doesn't spoil? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    nah, it dosen't spoil in the technical sense of the word, but seriously if you leave honey alone for a long time, when you find it again, you probably aren't going to want to eat it.
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  • NzNexusNzNexus Join Date: 2004-02-16 Member: 26605Banned
    Answer me on this :

    Why does i have a carrot in my nose? why, why does i have a big carrot.

    Can pigs fly?
    Can i have a ponytail?

    what is noob?
    what is rofl and LOL and LollerSkates.
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  • zoobyzooby Join Date: 2003-08-26 Member: 20236Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Why does i have a carrot in my nose? why, why does i have a big carrot.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You fell in a garden.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Can pigs fly?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, via catapult.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Can i have a ponytail?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just make sure the owner doesn't mind.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->what is noob<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    a word

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->what is rofl and LOL and LollerSkates.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sorry, was that a question?
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  • zoobyzooby Join Date: 2003-08-26 Member: 20236Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-juice+May 26 2004, 03:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (juice @ May 26 2004, 03:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> pizza or suicide? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Claim now, for a limited price! 2" suicide pizzas! Die while eating your favorite food!. 2" suicide pizzas come with a variety of fatal toppings, including: ethanol, acetone, cyanide, caffeine and dihydrogen monoxide! Contact us to see if your favorite poison is in stock!

    One time offer, no rebates or returns!
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  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    edited May 2004
    EDIT: Ack! I've been beaten to the awnsers.

    <!--QuoteBegin-Nz-Nexus+May 26 2004, 04:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nz-Nexus @ May 26 2004, 04:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why does i have a carrot in my nose? why, why does i have a big carrot.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Because you resisted the revolution.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Can pigs fly?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Depends on the type of grenade used.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Can i have a ponytail?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Hmm... Is your hair still growing?

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->what is noob?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Someone new at something.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->what is rofl<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><b>r</b>olling <b>o</b>n <b>f</b>loor <b>l</b>aughing

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> and LOL<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><b>L</b>augh <b>O</b>ut <b>L</b>oud

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> and LollerSkates.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Good question! Bistromaf?
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  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Corner!
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