Photoshop Chick Tracts!

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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I made up two this morning before work, here is one of them.
  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods! Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    Inf and AllUrHiveRBelong2Us, LOL!

    My bets on talesin nuking it though
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    And I expect to be banned by Nemesis Zero.
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    Awwww, everybody needs to laugh at themselves sometimes~
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Sep 14 2004, 02:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Sep 14 2004, 02:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Sep 13 2004, 09:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Sep 13 2004, 09:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Sep 14 2004, 02:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Sep 14 2004, 02:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Is there supposed to be sound to Esuna's animated gif?  If so I can't hear it.  What is the tune supposed to be? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Go watch Life Of Brian right now. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    GG Pinky & The Brain if this is what I think it is. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, go and watch <a href='http://imdb.com/title/tt0079470/' target='_blank'>Life of Brian</a> right now.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Sep 14 2004, 09:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Sep 14 2004, 09:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I made up two this morning before work, here is one of them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That is goddamn genius. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    *tries to think how to one-up AYH now*
  • juicejuice Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12886Members, Constellation
    that was great, allurhive
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Oh, BTW, here's that second one I made up this morning that I forgot to post for somre reason. It's taken from the very oddly named: "<a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp' target='_blank'>Big Daddy?</a>" tract, and you don't know it but it's actually an extremely subtle commentaty on pop culture. but mosdtly it's just rap. I would have made it longer, but I've been trying to make shorter ones lately.
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Ahahahah that made me laugh so hard XD
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Another attempt:

    <img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/765189/austinpowers.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • StarchyStarchy Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15727Members, Constellation
    LOL AllUrHiveRBelong2Us...genius!
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Infinitum+Sep 14 2004, 01:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Sep 14 2004, 01:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Photoshop Chick Tracts Thread, now PG13 approved!

    <a href='http://pics.xs.to/pics/04092/12121212121.jpg' target='_blank'>http://pics.xs.to/pics/04092/12121212121.jpg</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Amazing <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    edited September 2004
    I've decided to enter the realm of political humour.
    Remember, this is only Parte theFirste, so Parte the Senodneyeyyyeyyye. Will come soon.

    And now, with no Further Pants, I present to you,

    Ye Olde Saga of one Moderator Nem and One Foole Scootere Blue.
    Parte the Firste.

    <img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/docchimpy-politics.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Ye Olde Saga Contynues. Parte The Seconde and Fynal, In which The Moderatore is forced to Banne The Offending Nyub.

    <img src='http://server5.uploadit.org/files/docchimpy-politics2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    GAHAHahahhahaha the new ones are great!@!
  • JimBowenJimBowen Join Date: 2003-05-30 Member: 16873Members, Constellation
    I just read the whole 24 pages, my hands are shaking from laughter. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Sep 14 2004, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Sep 14 2004, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've made another! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    oh god.

    must
    stop
    laughing.

    more
    inhouse
    political
    humor
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    doc, I made this back during the time of scooter blue. It's back on like page 14 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/uploads//post-10-1086394366.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Oh God I'm loving this. I need more parodies. Just thinking of inf's sends me into a fit now. Oh and AYH I think you just topped esuna with your "comment on pop culture".

    Bat bat? 22k? Nuke? Bat bat bat 22k nuke bat nuke 22k 22k! Bat bat bat bat nuke nuke 22k bat? Talesin talesin!

    I have a feeling though that he will probably enjoy it as well, poking fun at one's self every once in a while is good for you.

    Oh and Uzi, you really need to make more, many many more. I loved the Nem0 one, but was there someone really thrown out of the Discussion forum? I haven't frequented that place lately so I dunno what all has gone on there.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Sep 14 2004, 10:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Sep 14 2004, 10:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh God I'm loving this. I need more parodies. Just thinking of inf's sends me into a fit now. Oh and AYH I think you just topped esuna with your "comment on pop culture".

    Bat bat? 22k? Nuke? Bat bat bat 22k nuke bat nuke 22k 22k! Bat bat bat bat nuke nuke 22k bat? Talesin talesin!

    I have a feeling though that he will probably enjoy it as well, poking fun at one's self every once in a while is good for you.

    Oh and Uzi, you really need to make more, many many more. I loved the Nem0 one, but was there someone really thrown out of the Discussion forum? I haven't frequented that place lately so I dunno what all has gone on there. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I had alot of fun doing it, i might do one tonight.
  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-UZi+Sep 14 2004, 10:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UZi @ Sep 14 2004, 10:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Sep 14 2004, 10:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Sep 14 2004, 10:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh God I'm loving this.  I need more parodies.  Just thinking of inf's sends me into a fit now.  Oh and AYH I think you just topped esuna with your "comment on pop culture".

    Bat bat?  22k? Nuke? Bat bat bat 22k nuke bat nuke 22k 22k!  Bat bat bat bat nuke nuke 22k bat? Talesin talesin!

    I have a feeling though that he will probably enjoy it as well, poking fun at one's self every once in a while is good for you.

    Oh and Uzi, you really need to make more, many many more.  I loved the Nem0 one, but was there someone really thrown out of the Discussion forum?  I haven't frequented that place lately so I dunno what all has gone on there. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I had alot of fun doing it, i might do one tonight. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good. As great as this thread is, new photoshoppers with appreciable humor (read: good) can only help this thread with an influx of new ideas. Before these last few pages, there were no jokes directed, teasingly albeit, at other members or to be understood only within these forums. We made several catch phrases with the old parodies, but they became a part of this place's subculture only after being introduced here.

    In any case, keep up the good work.

    EDIT: Nice one Ruby!
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited September 2004
    <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/TheInfragableKrunk/lastcopy.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    You gotta make your fonts bigger. I can't even read that, and I'm not gonna squint.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited September 2004
    er wait, forget what i just said.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited September 2004
    Made some photoshops of the title pages, which are unfortunately of a lower res thall the rest, but they are quick and easy to make, they're quick to read, and they're kinda funny (some of them). I'm getting more like SA every day!

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1051/1051_01.asp' target='_blank'>Apes Lies And Mrs Henn</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/4147960bac9f0.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1014/1014_01.asp' target='_blank'>Busted</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/4147946b15410.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0012/0012_01.asp' target='_blank'>Cleo</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/414793bf090c7.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1005/1005_01.asp' target='_blank'>Murph</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/414794c1301c7.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0081/0081_01.asp' target='_blank'>One Way</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/4147944ea2db1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0030/0030_01.asp' target='_blank'>The Only Hope</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/4147941dee8a1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017_01.asp' target='_blank'>The Peacemaker</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/414793f574797.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5015/5015_01.asp' target='_blank'>Real Heat</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/4147962134fe1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5021/5021_01.asp' target='_blank'>Scream</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/414796d001b91.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    From <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0022/0022_01.asp' target='_blank'>The Assignment</a>
    <img src='http://www.applepics.com/4/userfiles/414794d9e7379.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    I wish I understood these... can someone explain it to me? I feel like this massive hilarious joke is going over my head.
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